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10:49 pm - 09/12/2011
Moby wants to make a porn movie starring men with small penises.
The 'Porcelain' singer can't understand why X-rated films feature men with larger-than-average manhoods and wants to create a flick which won't make viewers feel inadequate.
Moby - who admits he has watched many adult movies in his lifetime - told Bizarre magazine: "I've never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous you know?
"Surely that's intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better."
Although he is unhappy with the status quo of adult movies, Moby is happy being a "little, bald" white guy.
The 45-year-old dance musician started losing his hair 20 years ago and although he was unsure of his hairless look at first he has grown to like it.
He previously said: "I would describe myself as little, bald and white. Small, bald white guys are kind of interchangeable . I used to lament the fact that I didn't look like a cross between Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Then a few years ago I discovered a combination of acceptance and equanimity when I looked in the mirror. There is nothing terribly wrong with my face, even if some of its parts aren't very inspiring."
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Moby admits he has a small penis, wants to make a porn movie
Moby wants to make a porn movie starring men with small penises.
The 'Porcelain' singer can't understand why X-rated films feature men with larger-than-average manhoods and wants to create a flick which won't make viewers feel inadequate.
Moby - who admits he has watched many adult movies in his lifetime - told Bizarre magazine: "I've never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous you know?
"Surely that's intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better."
Although he is unhappy with the status quo of adult movies, Moby is happy being a "little, bald" white guy.
The 45-year-old dance musician started losing his hair 20 years ago and although he was unsure of his hairless look at first he has grown to like it.
He previously said: "I would describe myself as little, bald and white. Small, bald white guys are kind of interchangeable . I used to lament the fact that I didn't look like a cross between Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Then a few years ago I discovered a combination of acceptance and equanimity when I looked in the mirror. There is nothing terribly wrong with my face, even if some of its parts aren't very inspiring."
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dnw ever
Def. one porn I'll be skipping...
Try harder
because porn is supposed to excite people not disgust them.
Though I know most straight men won't really want to admit they'd probably rather have a huge thick dick that they can pretend is theirs instead of being reminded of the horrible reality that they're tiny like moby.
Edited at 2011-09-12 09:07 pm (UTC)
but I'm a not a dude, so I dunno
doesn't have a dick
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
a+
lmfao no. It's porn.
And csb, I knew a guy with a 4 incher who was so far in denial he wore magnums. Awkward as fuq.
bless his tiny heart
Sapphic Erotica has some good stuff. I'm hetero female but the straight porn was just all fake tits and fake nails and dribbling semen all over their faces. Ummm no thx.
go find me filthy ass porn
n good big dicked tranny stuff
ill be expecting filth when i return
why can't he find his own filthy ass porn?
why are YOU the one he goes to for filthy ass porn?
where is he going that he expects filthy ass porn upon his return?
and so on
i would still look it up online if it existed...i'm ashamed of myself.