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11:24 am - 09/12/2011

Kate & Her Cavernous Vagina of Doom Can't Take a Hint, Vows To Return to TV, Remains Delussional



Have no fear: Kate Gosselin will be back on TV, the reality star and current PEOPLE cover girl repeatedly made clear Monday morning.

With Monday night bringing to a close her TLC show Kate Plus 8 – and ex-husband Jon Gosselin imploring Kate to get a normal life – the reality star said in a live interview with Matt Lauer on Today that she's concerned for her show's "devastated" fans whom, she said, must feel like they are losing their favorite next-door neighbor.

As for her own reaction to ending a six-year run in front of the cameras, she admitted to mixed emotions. "There is some relief," she said, [but also] there is sadness, because it's the end of an era."

There is also the fear of what future opportunities might – or, now, might not – exist for her children. With her role as a mother being to "give them the best opportunities available," she sees TV as able to provide that.

Jon's advice about finally stepping away from the TV cameras and living life normally was totally rejected, though. "Jon may be acceptive of mediocre for his kids," she countered. "I want the best for my kids."

When Lauer suggested that the ratings dip that plagued this latest TV incarnation of the Gosselin family adventures was due to the absence of the attention-grabbing bickering between Jon and Kate, and that the kids' cuteness just wasn't enough to sustain the show, Kate admitted that he may be right.

What she called the drama that played into the tabloids – "the distracting factor," she terms it – did contribute to the ratings.

But does she want another reality show? "It would have to be the right one," she said, while making clear she wishes to stay on TV. And not alone.

"I'm sure you will see my kids again at some point," she said.

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I can't with this bitch. What a fucking waste of air and airtime.
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[info]luvherbones 12th-Sep-2011 03:42 pm (UTC)
aw man i'd totally forgotten about this train wreck til now.
[info]maybenatashais 12th-Sep-2011 03:48 pm (UTC)
With that many kids would she have really delivered vaginally? I imagine she probably had a c-section.
[info]it_has_been 12th-Sep-2011 03:50 pm (UTC)
I think she had a c-section with her sextuplets
[info]cab 12th-Sep-2011 03:55 pm (UTC)
she had a c-section..
[info]offinlahlahland 12th-Sep-2011 03:57 pm (UTC)
Gurl, no one has more than two babies at once through their vag.
[info]sassi214 12th-Sep-2011 05:12 pm (UTC)
Not even. Babies, even multiples come out one at a time. Unless you're dealing with conjoined twins. But even then, mostly they're delivered via c-section.

Furthermore, the OP is only perpetuating an ignorant myth that childbirth via vaginal canal causes a woman to be "loose" or "big". It's just NOT TRUE.
[info]ourferocity 12th-Sep-2011 05:12 pm (UTC)
roughly 60% of twin births in the US are through c-section.
[info]awkwardmumbles 12th-Sep-2011 04:11 pm (UTC)
GOD YOU ARE SO STUPID
SHE OBVIOUSLY HAD A C SECTION
HOW CAN YOU VAGINALLY DELIVER 6 KIDS
DUH
OMG
[info]luvthatdrtywata 12th-Sep-2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
title or description
[info]23want 12th-Sep-2011 04:28 pm (UTC)
So, what everyone is saying is... she might be tighter than you.

I bet she hasn't had sex in, like, ten years, so, yeah.
[info]bluepassiflora 12th-Sep-2011 04:42 pm (UTC)
Every time there is a post about this woman, I weep at the lack of knowledge of the female body in the comments.
[info]xsnickerzzx 12th-Sep-2011 05:04 pm (UTC)
i'm pretty sure they weren't a vag delivery.
[info]pickgoldies 12th-Sep-2011 05:16 pm (UTC)
lol even if they were a vaginal delivery her vagina would probably be fine. The vagina is meant to pop out babies and go back to its (mostly) original state...
[info]la_sikka 12th-Sep-2011 06:35 pm (UTC)
Are you a gay male? Because usually the most idiotic comments amount female anatomy, childbirth, either come from a gay male or a 12 year old girl who hasn't had her period yet, so which are you?
[info]trikc 12th-Sep-2011 04:55 pm (UTC)
lol. The Professor...
[info]jeterluva 12th-Sep-2011 08:09 pm (UTC)
He was my favorite along with Alexis.
[info]buddha_obrien 12th-Sep-2011 03:46 pm (UTC)
why can't she just go back to being a nurse? oh wait I forgot.....attention whore is gonna whore
[info]fiercenessness 12th-Sep-2011 04:03 pm (UTC)
Would you really want her as your nurse? There's no way she could go back to that.
[info]bent_ley 12th-Sep-2011 05:18 pm (UTC)
she is the main provided for 8 kids. it would be really, really hard for her to support her family on one nurses income
[info]fan_ang 12th-Sep-2011 09:42 pm (UTC)
nurses dont make chump change. but can they make enough to support nannies and organic lollipops and shit for 8 kids? NO. she should sit the fuck down i think, try to raise her kids out of the limelight and focus on being a better parent. get an accountant invest in some property or some shit and GIVE IT A REST. she should probably try to hire a better attorney so that she doesnt have to give that much spousal support with her income getting cut now too.

i really hate her.
[info]some_dumb_kid 12th-Sep-2011 03:46 pm (UTC)
like anybody would hire her.
[info]clubland 12th-Sep-2011 04:03 pm (UTC)
She's a nurse, she could get a job anywhere in the country. The only problem is, she can't afford to take care of 8 children on a nursing salary, daycare is way too expensive. If they hadn't done this show they'd probably be living in squalor tbh lol
[info]awkwardmumbles 12th-Sep-2011 04:13 pm (UTC)
theyre too old for daycare by now but she prob couldnt afford a nanny or anything for after school while shes working those double shifts
she could have the two older ones watch the younger ones
but then the two older ones will have issues bc they had too much responsibility at an early age
so then jon will get custody and the kids will all become drug addicts
[info]la_sikka 12th-Sep-2011 06:43 pm (UTC)
i don't know man, nurses can be well paid if you are a specialized nurse ESPECIALLY if you have a nurses union. My mother is a CCRN and she takes care of patients after heart surgeries and she makes more than 80k a year and in places like California you can make six figures doing this kind of nursing.
[info]dothefrug 12th-Sep-2011 05:51 pm (UTC)
Someone hired Jon, and he's actually working.
[info]iheartfamke 12th-Sep-2011 03:46 pm (UTC)
crying at the title
[info]thepopester 12th-Sep-2011 03:52 pm (UTC)
OMG, your icon!
[info]iheartfamke 14th-Sep-2011 08:12 pm (UTC)
lmao love it!!
[info]bluekrinkle 12th-Sep-2011 05:02 pm (UTC)
Your icon makes me happy my pugs have critter teeth and not big ol human chompers. Yikes!
[info]markovnikov 12th-Sep-2011 05:03 pm (UTC)
hi pugs
[info]bluekrinkle 12th-Sep-2011 05:09 pm (UTC)
Poogs in duh house.
[info]imnotasquirrel 12th-Sep-2011 03:47 pm (UTC)
Because having an actual work ethic and getting a regular job is totally mediocre, amirite?

I'm having flashbacks to the Boy Meets World episode where Cory was pissy about being average.
[info]luvthatdrtywata 12th-Sep-2011 03:52 pm (UTC)
i had an actual rage fit when she said that. like i can't even think of words to describe what a dumb fucking comment it was. i am a pacifist and given the chance would fucking tear this bitches weave straight out of her busted head.
[info]imnotasquirrel 12th-Sep-2011 03:59 pm (UTC)
LOL ikr. Most other reality show stars tend to be at least a bit more subtle about this sort of shit.
[info]jennyholly2 12th-Sep-2011 03:57 pm (UTC)
could she support eight kids working as a nurse like she used to? i mean, hopefully she has some of the money from the show saved up or something.
[info]some_dumb_kid 12th-Sep-2011 03:59 pm (UTC)
most people with sextuplets would love to be able to say all of their kids are average.
[info]it_has_been 12th-Sep-2011 03:50 pm (UTC)
lol keep dreaming kate
[info]rhysxxzxczx 12th-Sep-2011 03:50 pm (UTC)
ugh... christ.
[info]spoiled_water 12th-Sep-2011 03:51 pm (UTC)
[info]lfitzb 12th-Sep-2011 04:28 pm (UTC)
Oh my god kate your skin looks fab in this gif!
[info]spoiled_water 12th-Sep-2011 04:36 pm (UTC)
proactiv, girl!
[info]23want 12th-Sep-2011 04:32 pm (UTC)
True story: When I was in kindergarten, one night I woke up in the middle of the night, went downstairs and turned HBO on. This was playing. I thought it was the best and most terrifying thing I had ever seen. I was basically tripping balls while watching this when I was five.
[info]cadaver_andante 12th-Sep-2011 04:40 pm (UTC)
i used to have a recurring nightmare featuring this brotha when i was little :(
[info]bluekrinkle 12th-Sep-2011 05:04 pm (UTC)
This looks so familiar and yet I can't place it...
[info]clairelittleton 12th-Sep-2011 11:29 pm (UTC)
innocence, in.no.cense.
[info]thepopester 12th-Sep-2011 03:51 pm (UTC)
LOL

How does normal life off-camera = mediocre?

Kate is cray-cray
[info]deseti_prsten 12th-Sep-2011 03:53 pm (UTC)
she's concerned for her show's "devastated" fans whom, she said, must feel like they are losing their favorite next-door neighbor

lmao that delusions of grandeur gif someone posted the other day would fit in nicely here.
[info]miss_nyxie 12th-Sep-2011 04:47 pm (UTC)
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[info]omgwtfbbqkita 8th-Mar-2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
WHAT IS THIS FROM!?
[info]chikntetrazzini 12th-Sep-2011 03:53 pm (UTC)
Do the kids even see Jon anymore?







[info]thepopester 12th-Sep-2011 03:55 pm (UTC)
Oh, they must, only off-camera. I'm impressed that Jon's gone completely off the media grid.
[info]westamp 12th-Sep-2011 04:33 pm (UTC)
Yes I think he went crazy and had a mid-life crisis after he broke up with this witch but who can blame him? She had him on a leash for years. Now that his senses returned, it's good that he has a job!
[info]offinlahlahland 12th-Sep-2011 03:58 pm (UTC)
Two weekends a month. Apparently its like a sleepover~
[info]jennyholly2 12th-Sep-2011 03:58 pm (UTC)
i think they go to his house like every other weekend? or one weekend a month? i don't remember exactly, but it's not a lot.
[info]williammiller 18th-Sep-2011 07:04 am (UTC)
I'm pretty sure they do, but he's not even seen on the show anymore.
[info]oblivious_frog 12th-Sep-2011 03:55 pm (UTC)
So just because you're not living your life on tv that means your life is mediocre?!
Shut the fuck up Kate.
[info]insaynejayne 12th-Sep-2011 03:57 pm (UTC)


"I'm sure you will see my kids again at some point," she said.


Yeah when they'll be promoting their tell-all books.

Edited at 2011-09-12 03:57 pm (UTC)
[info]jennyholly2 12th-Sep-2011 03:59 pm (UTC)
i'd read madys tbh.
[info]luvthatdrtywata 12th-Sep-2011 04:08 pm (UTC)
ikr? i feel bad for the kids but i hope, if anything, they can write a book about all the shit she's put them through, work through it, make some money and show everyone once and for all what a disgusting cunt she really is.
[info]westamp 12th-Sep-2011 04:34 pm (UTC)
On mugshots in TMZ. I think those kids will rebel on her when they grow up. That is unfortunate but she's a poor mother.
[info]jeterluva 12th-Sep-2011 08:12 pm (UTC)
LOL But I wouldn't mind a where are they know special in 10 years or something like that.
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