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3:31 pm - 09/11/2011

Suri Cruise starts "Scientology" school



Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ precocious five-year-old is getting an education like no other.


Ever since the day Suri Cruise was born, her superstar dad Tom has dreamed of making her the poster child for his controversial religion. Suri, 5, took a huge step towards making that dream come true last week. Despite totally unfounded reports that Tom and his wife Katie Holmes have turned their backs on the faith, their little girl spent herfirst day at a special “Scientology” school in Los Angeles – and it offers an education that is nothing short of bizarre.

At the New Village Leadership Academy – founded by Tom’s close friend, actor Will Smith, and his wife, actress Jada Pinkett Smith – normal favourites of young students such as finger painting, counting and reciting the alphabet have been replaced by a wide range of lessons based on Scientology. There’s no time to waste. On her first day, Suri was introduced to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard’s mantra of “Affinity, Reality and Communication” – even though she is far too young to understand any of these concepts.

One former Scientologist, who attended the religion’s controversial Delphi Academy schools, tells Woman’s Day that Suri will have many more unusual lessons to wrap her head around in the coming weeks. “Instead of learning basic words and maths, Suri and the other children will learn how to rid themselves of engrams – that is, past memories that block learning and understanding,” our source says.

“Everything is so different. The kids are on a special diet that includes low-carb lunches and even days of fasting, and the lessons are steps towards the eventual ‘revelation’ that we are all descended from aliens.” The science fiction doesn’t stop there. One of the cornerstone subjects of Suri’s education at the $30,000-a-year school is robotics, where the children learn to build and interact with robots!
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markovnikov 11th-Sep-2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
oic
davejohn 11th-Sep-2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
poor little spawn of evil
shahoney 11th-Sep-2011 11:25 pm (UTC)
lol, this comment cracks me up. it's both sympathetic and insulting.
marmar627 12th-Sep-2011 05:52 am (UTC)
And oddly accurate.
muzicnem 12th-Sep-2011 12:40 am (UTC)
lol
lathwen1 12th-Sep-2011 01:44 am (UTC)
LMAO!
mari_lyn00 12th-Sep-2011 10:31 am (UTC)
lolll
noxonesxlooking 12th-Sep-2011 03:37 pm (UTC)
bahahahaha
couturelights 11th-Sep-2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
nice lipstick?
loverelapse 11th-Sep-2011 11:14 pm (UTC)
idek
pamelalillian 11th-Sep-2011 11:21 pm (UTC)
this child will end up on the drew barrymore route x10000
numbedtoe 11th-Sep-2011 11:32 pm (UTC)
honestly I was thinking the same thing. And the way her parents talk about her. I'm all for letting a child form their personality and find themselves, but the way they talk it's as if she's made all her major decisions from the time she could speak.
couturelights 11th-Sep-2011 11:32 pm (UTC)
including the later success?
or just the drugs?
biggerfun 12th-Sep-2011 12:04 am (UTC)
She might be better off that way tbh
buffy_usa 11th-Sep-2011 11:45 pm (UTC)
looks silly but idc

my mom let me play with her lipsick when i was little too but generally i didnt leave the house with it on lol
nicholasdee 11th-Sep-2011 11:50 pm (UTC)
shes a kid playing dress up...
solestella 12th-Sep-2011 02:36 am (UTC)
It was probably Tom that applied it.
leopard_legs 12th-Sep-2011 12:04 pm (UTC)
seriously, the dark blue dress and red lipstick...it's exactly the look i am sporting most days

i'm 20 ffs
druggybridge 11th-Sep-2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
Nooooo D:
kapuki234 11th-Sep-2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
hiding from the paparazzi like a true celebrity-in-training i see.

and wtf at that makeup. she's fucking 5.
phishtickie 11th-Sep-2011 10:57 pm (UTC)
So I guess you never played with your mom's makeup when you were little.
kapuki234 11th-Sep-2011 11:03 pm (UTC)
i really don't think suri put on the makeup herself.
nomoneyfun 11th-Sep-2011 11:05 pm (UTC)
I wasn't allowed out of the house with it on though...
kimberwyn 11th-Sep-2011 11:19 pm (UTC)
not in public.
trikc 11th-Sep-2011 11:26 pm (UTC)
perfectly harmless a fun for little girls.
suzycat 11th-Sep-2011 11:38 pm (UTC)
I wasn't allowed to go out wearing it. Hell, I was 15 before I was officially wearing makeup.
oceanhue 11th-Sep-2011 11:21 pm (UTC)
It's just lipstick you psychopath
cl0vergirl 12th-Sep-2011 12:28 am (UTC)
i played with my moms makeup when i was suris age and younger. to teach me a lesson one time my mom let me out of the house with it on. i had used the lipstick all over my face, my cheeks were so freaking pink and my eyeshadow looked like mimi from drew carey. to make matters even better i was dressed like freaking punky brewster. she took a picture of it and has it hanging at her house for everyone to see.
likegunfire 11th-Sep-2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
omg that's horrifying
likegunfire 11th-Sep-2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
that's referring to katie's outfit, btw
bienenkiste 11th-Sep-2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
lol IKR
i mean damn
supernature_971 11th-Sep-2011 10:54 pm (UTC)
LOL OMG
odd_fish_stick 11th-Sep-2011 10:56 pm (UTC)
LMAO
klmnumbers 11th-Sep-2011 11:00 pm (UTC)
omg lol
roxi9 11th-Sep-2011 11:00 pm (UTC)
lol irl
venetianglass 11th-Sep-2011 10:56 pm (UTC)
srsly my first thought: wtf is katie wearing?
shuttered 11th-Sep-2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
descended from aliens. I can't.
fakevoices 11th-Sep-2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
that is sad
bienenkiste 11th-Sep-2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
poor thing
and lawd katie really can't dress to save her fucking life
kapuki234 11th-Sep-2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
it's my one wish that this family would do a reality tv show when suri becomes a teen
nomoneyfun 11th-Sep-2011 11:06 pm (UTC)
IDK about a reality show but I'm holding out hope for a tell-all in like 18-20 years. My 40s will be so blessed with all the gossip about what was really going on right now.
sunshine_queen 11th-Sep-2011 11:51 pm (UTC)
My 40s will be so blessed with all the gossip about what was really going on right now

I think this is something we should all hold on to when times get rough. Someday, there will be amazing tell-alls and E! THSes
___showerscene 12th-Sep-2011 12:28 am (UTC)
lmfao i think that all the time when i'm on ONTD
muzicnem 12th-Sep-2011 12:42 am (UTC)
Especially if that Hollywood Hack group delivers.
amazingtime 12th-Sep-2011 12:44 am (UTC)
OMG that would be awesome
saffronshire 12th-Sep-2011 11:40 am (UTC)
That's exactly what I tell myself each and every time I see this child.
tiki876 11th-Sep-2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
she's gotten taller
pink_dog 12th-Sep-2011 12:52 am (UTC)
well, yeah!
tiki876 12th-Sep-2011 12:53 am (UTC)
that was the only compliment i could come up with really lmao
lace_guitar 11th-Sep-2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
This kid creeps me out
davejohn 11th-Sep-2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
tiki876 11th-Sep-2011 10:53 pm (UTC)
nightmares
igotpineappled 11th-Sep-2011 11:21 pm (UTC)
lol yes
lathwen1 12th-Sep-2011 01:47 am (UTC)
lmao!
glas_smaragaide 12th-Sep-2011 05:07 pm (UTC)
Sorry Dave, but this lil' fucker was far creepier...


monster_mutt 12th-Sep-2011 07:57 pm (UTC)
i was just about to google search for a pic of him *shudder*
fuk_q 11th-Sep-2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
Lipstick at that age? Interesting.
nicholasdee 11th-Sep-2011 11:54 pm (UTC)
u never played dress up? how sad
nicenicegirl 12th-Sep-2011 12:44 am (UTC)
i played dress up....with costumes and shoes. not with makeup. i wasn't wearing makeup until i was in middle school and even then it was only some cover up.
fuk_q 12th-Sep-2011 01:19 am (UTC)
I did quite often but my mother never ever let me out of the house with ANY makeup on at Suri's age.
pilotparties21 11th-Sep-2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
I'm legit scared for her or any child who is forced to follow their parent's religion. I get it that they believe in it but srsly some of the scientology shit is so crazy. Like those energy tests or whatever that they have to do.
dracopet 11th-Sep-2011 10:53 pm (UTC)
Yeah, they have to have e-meter tests to test for how many ghosts of aliens they have.
angeepang 11th-Sep-2011 11:00 pm (UTC)
I can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic? It sounds ridiculous but then again, it's Scientology.
zparklemotion 11th-Sep-2011 11:45 pm (UTC)
... Wow.
orlandabloom 11th-Sep-2011 11:12 pm (UTC)
me too. it's kinda sick. hopefully when suri is older she will understand this shit is crazy, but being brought up like this idk idk.
fletwock 11th-Sep-2011 11:19 pm (UTC)
lol, I don't find it any worse than parents telling their kids that the juice and crackers they consume during communion turns into the actual blood and flesh of Jesus after they eat it. Religion in general is fucking absurd.
celebratty 11th-Sep-2011 11:26 pm (UTC)
IA. Not just scientology; any religion.
xextraordinaryx 11th-Sep-2011 11:32 pm (UTC)
scientology is a cult! not a religion. it will brainwash you.
nicenicegirl 12th-Sep-2011 12:45 am (UTC)
i can't stand when parents push their religion on kids. i had that happen when i was younger and now i hate organized religion. i won't be making that mistake with my kids.
__likeamagazine 12th-Sep-2011 01:14 am (UTC)
Don't all parents who practice a religion pass it down to their children? You act like they're doing some bizarre unheard of thing, when it's what millions of parents the world over do.

Maybe it's semantics, but if you take issue with this religion in particular or with the perpetuation of religion in general, I think that's what you should've said.
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