10:22 pm - 08/12/2011

MC HAMMER Defeats Juggalos with MESMERIZING Dance Moves

MC Hammer did TWO incredible things at the Gathering of Juggalos festival in Illinois last night -- first, he wasn't killed ... and second, HE DID THE HAMMER DANCE!!!!!!!!

Hammer gyrated the hell out of himself while performing "U Can't Touch This" -- and it was so enchanting ... the Juggalos actually restrained themselves from hurling objects at his face.

Impressive, considering the Juggalos bloodied up last year's performers -- Method Man and Tila Tequila -- by pelting them with beer cans with Nolan Ryan-esque accuracy.

He told you, homeboy ... you can't touch this.

sursumcorda 13th-Aug-2011 03:45 am (UTC)
juggalos are the worst. i see one about once a month at work and it makes me want to cry.
my_drama_only 13th-Aug-2011 03:47 am (UTC)
Where do you work?
sursumcorda 13th-Aug-2011 03:48 am (UTC)
crucified 13th-Aug-2011 03:48 am (UTC)
cab 13th-Aug-2011 03:51 am (UTC)
mneiai 13th-Aug-2011 05:54 am (UTC)
Oh, lol, I worked there in HS, never saw any Juggalos, just mall goths. Hated it, though, but my managers were ageist bitches.
aaronnyc89 13th-Aug-2011 06:18 pm (UTC)
What is it about being poor and stupid that makes people want to reproduce.
sursumcorda 13th-Aug-2011 03:48 am (UTC)
I didn't think they lived in Tampa BUT THEY DO
castevet 13th-Aug-2011 04:03 am (UTC)
I saw one when driving to Worcester once :(
mhfromnh 13th-Aug-2011 04:15 am (UTC)
there's a clusterfuck down the other end of my street.
volare 13th-Aug-2011 05:18 pm (UTC)
They're all over Massachusetts. Unfortunately.
deseti_prsten 13th-Aug-2011 04:06 am (UTC)
i went to school with quite a few of them and while some seemed nice, once they got to talking about their ~lifestyle it was like.. what. so IA about them being the worst. except this one asian juggalo i met a month ago. so fascinating.
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