2:42 pm - 08/11/2011
Blind Items
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1. After walking her dog last week, this C list, (on her way to B list) actress (film and television) stopped by a park and let her dog run free. When her dog bit a young kid at the park, this actress allegedly gave the parents of the child a nice lecture on how they should control their child. She wouldn’t let them speak about their child’s injuries and threatened to sue the family because their kid harassed her dog. The parents stood bewildered as they held their crying child while the actress grabbed her dog and left.
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My Guess: idk but what a cunt move, blame the kid and threaten to sue? because you can't control your damn dog? ho, please. If that were my dog I'd be apologizing profusely and offer to pay for the kid to get it checked out to make sure everything's ok
2. The celebrity feud between this Grammy-winning singer and a former reality show darling (who’s now a TV personality) is getting so ugly that their handlers have told them both to give it a rest. The name calling – usually about each other’s weight – has gotten so vicious that it’s driven one of the ladies to a booze relapse.
Blind Gossip
My Guess: Christina Aguilera and Kelly Osbourne
3. This A list always movie actress says that she is crazy about her boyfriend. Loves him thinks he is the greatest. Her accolades are endless. Too bad they are not true. I think he might be surprised to know who she has been seeing other than him. More than one person. So, read all those articles and interviews with a wary eye.
CDAN
My Guess: Anne Hathaway
4. So, this reality star from one of my favorite reality shows. Anyway, she was at the airport the other day and checking in for her flight. Apparently there was an error so they had her in economy rather than first class. She did a don’t you know who I am thing and the person said no, they didn’t. “But, I am on a reality show.” Still didn’t work. Then she dropped the I used to be married to so and so. The clerk said, oh I loved him. Whatever happened to him. Still did not get our reality star in first class. They offered her business class, but she waited at the airport two hours for the next flight because she could not be seen in business class.
CDAN
My Guess: excuse you, Camille Grammar is a delicate flower who is far too glamorous and high-brow to sit amonst commoners! The airline should have had her sit on a golden bejeweled throne front row center in the cockpit with the pilot and co-pilot taking turns fanning her with imported palm leaves tbh
Happy Purrsday, ONTD

1. After walking her dog last week, this C list, (on her way to B list) actress (film and television) stopped by a park and let her dog run free. When her dog bit a young kid at the park, this actress allegedly gave the parents of the child a nice lecture on how they should control their child. She wouldn’t let them speak about their child’s injuries and threatened to sue the family because their kid harassed her dog. The parents stood bewildered as they held their crying child while the actress grabbed her dog and left.
BuzzFoto
My Guess: idk but what a cunt move, blame the kid and threaten to sue? because you can't control your damn dog? ho, please. If that were my dog I'd be apologizing profusely and offer to pay for the kid to get it checked out to make sure everything's ok
2. The celebrity feud between this Grammy-winning singer and a former reality show darling (who’s now a TV personality) is getting so ugly that their handlers have told them both to give it a rest. The name calling – usually about each other’s weight – has gotten so vicious that it’s driven one of the ladies to a booze relapse.
Blind Gossip
My Guess: Christina Aguilera and Kelly Osbourne
3. This A list always movie actress says that she is crazy about her boyfriend. Loves him thinks he is the greatest. Her accolades are endless. Too bad they are not true. I think he might be surprised to know who she has been seeing other than him. More than one person. So, read all those articles and interviews with a wary eye.
CDAN
My Guess: Anne Hathaway
4. So, this reality star from one of my favorite reality shows. Anyway, she was at the airport the other day and checking in for her flight. Apparently there was an error so they had her in economy rather than first class. She did a don’t you know who I am thing and the person said no, they didn’t. “But, I am on a reality show.” Still didn’t work. Then she dropped the I used to be married to so and so. The clerk said, oh I loved him. Whatever happened to him. Still did not get our reality star in first class. They offered her business class, but she waited at the airport two hours for the next flight because she could not be seen in business class.
CDAN
My Guess: excuse you, Camille Grammar is a delicate flower who is far too glamorous and high-brow to sit amonst commoners! The airline should have had her sit on a golden bejeweled throne front row center in the cockpit with the pilot and co-pilot taking turns fanning her with imported palm leaves tbh
Happy Purrsday, ONTD
she doesn't seem to be C-list imo. with all her roles these days...
i'd give her B-list now already
idk @ #1
i remain neutral because a child taunting an animal (innocent or otherwise) could produce such a result
kelly osborne and christina scaguilera both need to sit down
not hating, just bored with both of them
/fail
Well I should have said I think the blind item is about Blake Lively. Her dog also looks like a teddy bear which would no doubt result in many kids coming after it.
The way he told me "A dog bit me in the balls!" like I was going to be excited made me both rofl and cringe
could probably not bite anyone even if it tried :D
People do let their kids around strange dogs in dedicated off leash areas all the time. I watched a girl at my dog park get her ass handed to her by some angry dad who thought it was a good idea to bring his toddler to a dedicated dog park and let her wander freely. Everything went as expected and she got plowed over by a big lab who was chasing his ball. Somehow this was the dog owner's fault.
But there are also people who let their dog do whatever the fuck it wants and just yell "oh, it's friendly!" as a 80lb lab jumps up on them. So... yeah.
This happened to my mom, who was walking my dog as a favor to me when I was working 12 hour days. She was strolling around my complex and two huge dogs climbed the fence of the designated dog area and came snarling and snapping at her and my 20lb Sheltie. Their owner was laughing and telling my mom her the dogs were friendly as my mom was yelling, holding my dog over her head to keep them from biting him. She had paw prints all over her back and front and her shirt was ripped when she finally got the owner to pull the dogs off of her.