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2:50 am - 08/03/2011

Photos of Jersey Shore Italy House

The house is right in the heart of Florence. These are pics of the furnished four-bedroom property overlooking the historical Duomo.









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hangthemj 3rd-Aug-2011 07:41 am (UTC)
but where is the duck phone?
levenah 3rd-Aug-2011 04:42 pm (UTC)
MTE!
lime_vox 3rd-Aug-2011 07:47 am (UTC)
that bathroom is really big, all that space in the middle
carriehunt 3rd-Aug-2011 08:40 am (UTC)
it's to accommodate all of the bathroom time sex orgies
grande_latte 3rd-Aug-2011 07:47 am (UTC)
I wondr if they went to the vatican?
hallois 3rd-Aug-2011 07:50 am (UTC)
The bidet is definitely the best part of italian interior design, everything else is so tacky. They must really be basking in the ~italianess~ of everything.
ashleyyyy 3rd-Aug-2011 05:10 pm (UTC)
Have you ever used a bidet?
hallois 3rd-Aug-2011 05:45 pm (UTC)
yes, and it was glorious.
narco_chan 5th-Aug-2011 08:20 am (UTC)
totally heard that in icons voice
sideponytail 3rd-Aug-2011 07:51 am (UTC)
ugh
beach_justice 3rd-Aug-2011 08:12 am (UTC)
but isn't their thing that they're NOT fancy? i liked them being in a gross house with the duckphone because it was fitting
camillesaens 3rd-Aug-2011 08:22 am (UTC)
maybe I have been spending to much time on candy & candy, but this does not look that fancy imo

Edited at 2011-08-03 08:22 am (UTC)
beach_justice 3rd-Aug-2011 08:24 am (UTC)
fancy like for the jersey shore people...? im thinking in terms of comparison to their old house
camillesaens 3rd-Aug-2011 09:04 am (UTC)
oh well I was just saying in general. I wouldn't call it an upgrade from the old house either. I think they both are shitty tbh
bohhead 3rd-Aug-2011 09:21 am (UTC)
ikr? this is actually more in the mid-level range. the interiors are kinda a cross between lux and kitsch tho
infinite93 3rd-Aug-2011 10:23 am (UTC)
Nah it's tacky, it suits them.
ohsnapplez 3rd-Aug-2011 08:17 am (UTC)
omg they're going to destroy everything
bellarouze 3rd-Aug-2011 09:02 am (UTC)
lol i wonder if they bought that piece b/c the js people like to tan
xcollsangelx 3rd-Aug-2011 08:28 am (UTC)
Way too nice for these fools.

bohhead 3rd-Aug-2011 09:20 am (UTC)
jesus christ
so jeliz
mari_lyn00 3rd-Aug-2011 09:30 am (UTC)
While I realize this is not upscale fancy or anything, this is *still* too fancy for them.
popartpistol 3rd-Aug-2011 09:43 am (UTC)
That is so effing tacky.
And outside sofas are so bogan.
derrobitch 3rd-Aug-2011 09:49 am (UTC)
ia tbh
jrh19782002 3rd-Aug-2011 10:28 am (UTC)
i thought that was a cross in the corner in the first pic but its not its a coat hanger.lol i was like when they walk in that cross will blow up in flames.
hotcement 3rd-Aug-2011 01:52 pm (UTC)
lol irl
honeebs 3rd-Aug-2011 11:01 am (UTC)
Very nice, I bet it took them all but 24 hours to make it look like a fucking rat hole dump.

Edited at 2011-08-03 11:01 am (UTC)
ebenetwo 3rd-Aug-2011 11:22 am (UTC)
lol why does this look like a pre-made SIMS house?
ectypes 3rd-Aug-2011 01:47 pm (UTC)
ifkr, what is this color scheme
lolita_applebum 3rd-Aug-2011 02:35 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure you can find every single of those tile/wallpaper patterns on sims haha! they even have the same grill.
leatherandjeans 3rd-Aug-2011 11:29 am (UTC)
Masonic house tbh. Illuminati all up in this shit.
stfuabel 3rd-Aug-2011 01:41 pm (UTC)
lol ilu
angelbaby63249 3rd-Aug-2011 11:58 am (UTC)
they are going to TRASH that house in about 6 hours.
kanghodong 3rd-Aug-2011 01:04 pm (UTC)
there's so much going on it hurts my eyes
listenlouder 3rd-Aug-2011 01:27 pm (UTC)
lol italian design sucks tbh

my house in Rome is awesome but my parents designed it and they are not italian.
fakevoices 3rd-Aug-2011 01:44 pm (UTC)
lucky assholes got to go to italy

i'm sure they didn't even do anything significant there
goldenmeans 3rd-Aug-2011 02:07 pm (UTC)
You don't think drinking and fucking is significant?
ectypes 3rd-Aug-2011 01:46 pm (UTC)
fuggggggggggly
waffle_party 3rd-Aug-2011 02:25 pm (UTC)
these pictures must have been taken before the cast moved in because it's missing a thick layer of grease and it appears to not yet be a crab sanctuary.
swingthatfocus 3rd-Aug-2011 02:27 pm (UTC)
that's pretty ugly. the bathroom is the only decent part.
concrete_random 3rd-Aug-2011 03:11 pm (UTC)
oh what the fuck
chaosgrrrl_77 3rd-Aug-2011 03:16 pm (UTC)
Better than the shit I'm living in.

/bitter American in Naples
yeahwell_britt 3rd-Aug-2011 04:30 pm (UTC)
IDGAF im so excited for the premiere.
yes, i still watch this show.
bloolikejazz 3rd-Aug-2011 04:42 pm (UTC)
well damn.
deftonedpiano 3rd-Aug-2011 05:05 pm (UTC)
It's like a 14 year old got Sims 2 and just went nuts designing a house. HOT TUB IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING? CHECK. BATHROOM LARGER THAN BEDROOM? CHECK. FLOORING THAT DOESN'T COORDINATE WITH WALLS, RUG, OR FURNITURE? CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK.
cryptaknight 3rd-Aug-2011 05:44 pm (UTC)
LOL that's a beautiful house. Too bad they are going to clog the toilets, fail to wash the sheets, and leave clothes/condoms/trash everywhere.
tkylem 3rd-Aug-2011 06:50 pm (UTC)


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gypsy_leerose 3rd-Aug-2011 06:52 pm (UTC)
wow it premieres tomorrow..time flies
xpirate_queenx 3rd-Aug-2011 08:34 pm (UTC)
How tacky. This is the theme-park version of "Italian" you get when you ask a non-Italian to decorate Italian. Why not just have bowls of spaghetti and pictures of Super Mario everywhere?
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