In the epic battle of the Lo's, J-Lo has bested Li-Lo to snag the cover of the Vanity Fair September issue.
As the site Celebitchy points out, Lindsay Lohan was supposed to grace the magazine's big, glossy fall cover, which is prime real estate for any spotlight-chasing celebrity who wants to be taken seriously. Instead, Vanity Fair picked Jennifer Lopez -- freshly split from Marc Anthony -- to replace the court-going, vodka-swilling starlet. After all, the "American Idol" judge's D-I-V-O-R-C-E is a better sell than Lohan's umpteenth "I'm going to right my wrongs" apology tour.
Breakups always trump Lohans. Always. We're hoping Lopez will say something good about Anthony.