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8:19 pm - 07/19/2011

Harry Potter: Jo’s Other Ending



By Jo (J.K.) Rowling as told to Greg Palast and the Palast twins

Some of you may recall that, years ago, when I lived in England, writing for The Guardian, when I shared the bestseller list with Jo Rowling (she at the pinnacle, me in the valley), we became buds through my twins’ love for her astonishing work.

But Jo knows that I found the conclusion of her series a sorry let-down, a second-rate “Show Down at the OK Corral” for Wizards. In my opinion (and she does not at all agree), Jo was too distracted by a concern for how the ending would play on film.

I bugged her about it until she told me the “other” endings. Every author has them – and we all look over our old drafts, after publication, and say, “Damn! I should have used that version” – then we lock it away before someone sees it and agrees.

No, Jo wouldn’t show me typed copies, but she told me a couple of “I could have done this” endings.



One of them knocked me over, and I have to share it. (Sorry Jo, that’s the danger of befriending an investigative reporter – if you forget to use the magical words, “This is off the record.”) I can understand, though, why she would put aside this quieter, yet far more harrowing, conclusion.

I wrote it down that night in October 2007. I don’t claim that this is exactly word-for-word as she told it to me (Jo: please edit!) and I left out all the side stuff about me telling my oblivious kids, “You really should listen to this; years from now you’ll want to say you heard this,” and the minor mishap with my coffee.

But I just have to put it out here and hope that Jo and her publisher don’t slam me with an Avada Kedavra curse.

I’ll assume you’ve read the books – and if you haven’t, for shame! – so I won’t introduce this at all except to say that this alternative (and quite troubling) ending veers away from the printed and film versions just before Harry’s final confrontation with The Dark Lord, Voldemort.

And please: If you want to say that I didn’t get her voice and story details exactly, keep in mind that I’m working from mental notes – and that I’m no J.K. Rowling. But then, no one is.

To the Forbidden Forest

Harry marched toward the field where Voldemort waited with his pack of Dementors. Harry’s scar burned brutally, saving him the pain of thinking too deeply about his decision, likely to bring him nothing but death.

What special evil, what deadly and devious spell had the Dark Lord prepared for Harry’s destruction? Voldemort had hunted after Harry for more than a decade; doubtless Voldemort would arm himself with a special curse far more powerful and final than the Avada Kedavra which had failed to kill Harry as a child.

Harry was terribly right. The Dark Lord, in his clearing in the Forbidden Forest, was preparing a charm as devastating as Harry feared, and far more horrific. As Harry marched to this fated meeting, Voldemort passed his wand among the icy Dementors, commanding each to lay their Kiss upon it.

Voldemort, in those pained, lonely nights of his exile and recovery, had conceived of a way to hurl a Dementor’s kiss from his wand, the kiss that would take away the soul of its victim forever. And now he would blast Harry with hundreds of them. Voldemort’s reward would be greater than watching Harry’s burial. He would have Harry frozen in place, Harry’s living being encased for eternity at the moment of Harry’s ultimate humiliation and defeat, a terrifying monument to Voldemort’s victory for all to see for all time. Voldemort’s joy rose with every Dementor’s kiss to his wand.

Harry could feel their grave-like cold as he approached and the pull of their despair. It was hopeless, and he was helpless in the face of it. And he knew it.

But then, Harry felt the presence of a young man and woman, though he could not see them. These two ghosts lovingly held his body up and raised his spirit. It was, he was certain, the last remaining life-force of his parents, making one last sacrifice by joining him on his final journey. He allowed himself a moment of peaceful happiness, feeling them so close.

Then he stopped. Harry shivered with a deep chill of recognition. They were not his parents. They were Voldemort’s: the young Tom Riddle and his bride who, for this occasion, had taken back her beautiful maid’s countenance. They said, using no words, “Our dearest son, we will not allow you to be harmed.”

Were their words for him? Or for Voldemort? Somehow, it didn’t seem to matter – they seemed so kind when he needed nothing more at this moment than a parent’s love.

Harry, and the two warm spirits becoming more visible, approached the edge of the swirling crowd of Voldemort’s followers, who parted, preparing to give the victim an easy corridor to his doom.

Voldemort’s wand had returned to his white, skeletal hand. The Dark Lord pointed it confidently to where Harry would surely emerge from the crowd, not yet to destroy Potter but to hold him while he prepared to give Harry an oration on the eternal punishment about to strike him.

Voldemort laughed when Harry stumbled through. But when the Dark Lord saw the specters of his parents, he howled as if cut in half. With his furious heart in flames, Voldemort immediately unleashed the deadly Kisses, bellowing, “Oppugno Mortimbessios!” And all the vile terrors of the Dementors, in an unstoppable flash from his wand, rushed toward Harry and the spirits at his side.

It was only a hundredth of a second for Voldemort’s curse to reach Harry. But somehow the world seemed to slow down, the Earth ceased to rotate; all on the planet held still, though Harry was aware he was free to move. Harry had planned every shield charm for his defense, but all now were clearly useless. Harry found himself unable to do more than calmly bend to one knee and bow his head, preparing to accept the force of the blow and his death and end.

As he kneeled, in that quiet moment outside time, the two shadows flew from him toward Voldemort. And Voldemort changed. The Dementors’ chill wind, and Time, moved backward; and there was Voldemort, growing to his younger, more potent, frightening self.

The curse struck Harry’s scar, obliterating it, then, in a loud roar, he felt the crushing pain of his skull opening, and then the shrieking curse rushing from his head – back toward the wand that sent it.

As the curse turned back toward him, Voldemort continued to grow younger still, until he was a little child again with his mother and father at his side. When they realized the full force of Voldemort’s own spell was about to strike him, his parents put their reassuring arms around their son to protect him from this ultimate blow.

And then it struck. And now the three entwined souls, Tom Riddle, his wife and young child, would remain forever entombed in that one moment, never able to leave.

And never wanting to.

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The headmaster, his stringy white beard uncombed and his wrinkled, bald head topped by a drooping wizard’s cap, looked with wistful gratitude at the empty picture frame he’d convinced the Ministry to put up, despite their reluctance. He knew he’d soon be residing in that little square etched with the name, “Harry Potter,” separated from Albus Dumbledore’s only by the portraits of Headmistresses McGonagall and Chang.


The old wizard could hear below the school abuzz with preparations for his 150th birthday. He shifted Ginny, a bird of paradise, to a perch nearer his desk. His wife, rather than grow old, had turned herself into this beautiful bird, but still insisted on giving un-birdlike advice. (LULZ) “Harry, dearest, you can’t miss your own birthday party. And it’s so lovely outside.”

Indeed, the summer day had brought out scores of picnickers who had come to set their baskets and blankets out near the warm light cast by the living statue of the happy family with the little child. No one but the old headmaster knew who was encased in that glowing sphere. When the Dementors were released from the spell of Voldemort, they, and indeed every wizard excepting Harry and the shade of Albus, were cleansed of all memory of the Dark Lord. Now, after more than a century, curiosity about the family in the statue had long ago ceased. Harry had simply ordered a plaque placed there. It said only, “Riddles.”

“I will go,” he told his feathered wife, “but I have to keep an eye on the boy for a bit.” Harry’s great, great grandson, not yet able to walk, silently played on the rug with his chocolate frog. Then suddenly, in inexplicable anger, little Tom crushed the candy animal. Harry watched this, and knew the whole world would soon darken again for generations to come.

THE END

***

Investigative journalist Greg Palast’s reports can be seen on BBC Television Newsnight or at www.GregPalast.com. Your thoughts on this other ending for the HP series welcome at the Greg Palast Facebook page. Palast’s new book, Vultures’ Picnic, will be published by Penguin USA in November 2011.


i suppose this is an ok first post? :3
THIS POST IS NOW A PARTY POST TYFYT

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shelostcontro1 20th-Jul-2011 05:24 am (UTC)
FUCK THIS TBQH. NOT READING IT
flowerssleeping 20th-Jul-2011 05:31 am (UTC)
MTE!!

omg bb there needs to be some MGMT news, i want a party post:(
stylestunna 20th-Jul-2011 05:35 am (UTC)
AGREED.
shelostcontro1 20th-Jul-2011 05:40 am (UTC)
well they did announce a new show today, should i try to post!??!
callmerayray 20th-Jul-2011 05:56 am (UTC)
Good idea. It's seriously fucked up.
beating_heartss 20th-Jul-2011 06:10 am (UTC)
why... it's really not a big deal
xxpreciosa 20th-Jul-2011 05:25 am (UTC)
omg
duotangle 20th-Jul-2011 05:25 am (UTC)
Hmmm
mariezombie 20th-Jul-2011 05:26 am (UTC)
DYING. CRYING. GUT WRENCHING. TEARING MY SOUL IN TWO,
urizanegao 20th-Jul-2011 05:47 am (UTC)
MAKIN' HORCRUXES.
mariezombie 20th-Jul-2011 05:49 am (UTC)
ily
liquiddatura 20th-Jul-2011 05:26 am (UTC)
Rocks fall.
thehatebox 20th-Jul-2011 05:27 am (UTC)
EVERYONE DIES!
liquiddatura 20th-Jul-2011 05:28 am (UTC)
+1 by liquiddatura
pacalissanctum 20th-Jul-2011 02:11 pm (UTC)
asweetsymphony 20th-Jul-2011 05:27 am (UTC)
This is such bullshit. I thought I was reading an overachieving 15 year old girl's first fanfic.
fruitchews 20th-Jul-2011 05:29 am (UTC)
MTE
anchors_oceans 20th-Jul-2011 05:35 am (UTC)
i almost lost it with the "feathered wife" crap. i hate the character of ginny but coooome ooon...
fawkesrb 20th-Jul-2011 11:22 am (UTC)
lmfao
ginormouspotato 20th-Jul-2011 06:45 pm (UTC)
oh god ikr what is this bull crap
thaumos 20th-Jul-2011 05:39 am (UTC)
Exactly.
dazeyhaze 20th-Jul-2011 05:45 am (UTC)
LOL same here tbh.
flashnights 20th-Jul-2011 05:49 am (UTC)
lmfao mte
xdecadentx 20th-Jul-2011 09:24 am (UTC)
IKR
bohhead 20th-Jul-2011 04:57 pm (UTC)
tbh this is a summary by a reporter using his notes and memory of a conversation long ago. rowling's prose is obviously superior.
pressdbtwnpages 20th-Jul-2011 05:59 pm (UTC)
This.

Any second now a sparkling young witch with lavender eyes and raven black hair is going to pop out and let Harry tell her all his secrets.
yunaresuka 21st-Jul-2011 12:48 am (UTC)
lol omg. I had more fun raiding My Immortal

although I do like the touch of turning Ginny into a bird. Ginny want a cracker?
superdogbiter 20th-Jul-2011 05:27 am (UTC)
ICON WITH SOMETHING ELSE IS WHAT I'M FEELING
stuffwithcandy 20th-Jul-2011 05:27 am (UTC)
lol why is this the worst thing i have ever read
luckyduck_08 20th-Jul-2011 07:31 am (UTC)
jesus, seriously
likegunfire 20th-Jul-2011 05:27 am (UTC)
jk rowling is just a fake low-rent poppy montgomery imo
sorte_13 20th-Jul-2011 06:14 am (UTC)
isn't poppy montgomery playing her in an unofficial biography?
hpxstac 20th-Jul-2011 03:20 pm (UTC)
lol yep. It premiered on Lifetime on Monday.
wapiko 20th-Jul-2011 05:27 am (UTC)
...I know it's HP and all and I love it but can I get a tl;dr summary? lol

yes I am one lazy bitch
juteux 20th-Jul-2011 05:29 am (UTC)
ginny turns into a bird

harry's great great grandson is evil (?)
inboots 20th-Jul-2011 05:34 am (UTC)
AND IS NAMED TOM. T O M.

seriously, i refuse to believe this. jkr is better than this, goddamn lies, iwannaseethereceipts.gif
robotpotatoes 20th-Jul-2011 05:53 am (UTC)
AND CHO CHANG WAS A HEADMISTRESS
urizanegao Okay...20th-Jul-2011 05:54 am (UTC)
Uhm...Harry goes to be killed by Voldemort; instead of Avada Kedavra, Voldemort has a bunch of Dementors kiss his wand (...>_>) and thus makes this curse "worse then Avada Kedavra" which will be like a million Dementors' Kisses at once and thus freeze Harry forever in this moment of absolute despair and defeat or something.

Harry is getting ready to take it when he feels the comforting spirits of Voldemort's mom and dad saying they will protect their son, though Harry doesn't know if they mean him or Voldemort.

Voldemort casts the big curse but it just destroys Harry's scar and rebounds to Voldemort. The ghosts of Voldemort's parents come to his "aid" and they all fuse together into this "statue" of one big happy Riddle family.

Tons of years later, Harry is really old and the current headmaster of Hogwarts (apparently McGonagall and Cho Chang were headmasters before him). He married Ginny but she turned herself into a talking bird instead of letting herself look old. They have a grandson named TOM who is apparently the reincarnation of Voldemort and will be the next big Dark Lord.
anterrabre 20th-Jul-2011 07:43 am (UTC)
Voldermort threw kisses at someone.

No, I am not joking.
inboots 20th-Jul-2011 05:27 am (UTC)
He knew he’d soon be residing in that little square etched with the name, “Harry Potter,” separated from Albus Dumbledore’s only by the portraits of Headmistresses McGonagall and Chang.

and none for snape in this version either, lol
anchors_oceans 20th-Jul-2011 05:35 am (UTC)
is "chang" supposed to be cho? because that's random.
inboots 20th-Jul-2011 05:40 am (UTC)
i think so? if this is legit, then i think it was just a random pick to break the gryffindor streak of headmasters.
x_myheart_ 20th-Jul-2011 05:42 am (UTC)
Is she the first Ravenclaw then?
I'm heavily medicated and don't remember :(
chrislola 20th-Jul-2011 05:43 am (UTC)
what the fuck is this. snape deserves some kind of recognition jesus christ.
roguezombie 20th-Jul-2011 05:27 am (UTC)
Oh my god. This is the first Harry Potter post in months that is actually worth reading.
stylestunna 20th-Jul-2011 05:27 am (UTC)
HOLY SHIT....I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO READ OR NOT!!
baratheon 20th-Jul-2011 05:33 am (UTC)
don't tbh

unless you want to thank JKR and the universe that she ultimately chose the ending she did.
callmerayray 20th-Jul-2011 05:59 am (UTC)
Don't. Definitely don't. Dear god.
mytoxicberry 20th-Jul-2011 08:53 am (UTC)
I doubt JKR wrote this... It's so laaaaame. It look like a bad fanfiction.
guitarstrings 20th-Jul-2011 05:20 pm (UTC)
And the real epilogue didn't? I love HP and Rowling, but it was just...yeah.
superdogbiter I RESPECT JK20th-Jul-2011 05:28 am (UTC)
IN NOT GIVING IN TO PAIRINGS
juteux 20th-Jul-2011 05:28 am (UTC)
LOL WHAT

His wife, rather than grow old, had turned herself into this beautiful bird

SERIOUSLY WHAT
thehatebox 20th-Jul-2011 05:29 am (UTC)
RIGHT?!
fruitchews 20th-Jul-2011 05:30 am (UTC)
WHY THOUGH?
greatbriton 20th-Jul-2011 05:31 am (UTC)
lol
inboots 20th-Jul-2011 05:36 am (UTC)
i was not surprised by that part bc she obviously has a fondness for bestiality.

goats, never forget.
hpxstac 20th-Jul-2011 03:22 pm (UTC)
lmaooo ooh Aberforth.
pseudovirus 20th-Jul-2011 05:44 am (UTC)
lol irl
dazeyhaze 20th-Jul-2011 05:46 am (UTC)
LOL
flashnights 20th-Jul-2011 05:49 am (UTC)
i can't breathe
ilovestarburst 20th-Jul-2011 11:28 am (UTC)
HAHA I love this. Fuck aging, this is what I'm going to do!
stuckmodebabe 20th-Jul-2011 07:00 pm (UTC)
I'M FUCKING DYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIBRARY, TBQH
dreamerbri 21st-Jul-2011 05:33 am (UTC)
ikr lol
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