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top 10 harry potter myths

TOP 10 HARRY POTTER MYTHS



10. Claim: Harry Potter Promotes Witchcraft
Some believe that the Potter series isn't just about wizards; they believe it's propaganda meant to create wizards amongst us muggles. Several Christian parents said they were concerned that the books' focus on the wizarding world will make children want to delve into the dark arts.



Status: UNDETERMINED
It has been reported that in 2005, then-newly appointed Pope Benedict disapproved of the novels, ensuring the controversy will continue.
not surprised.




9. Claim: Sarah Palin Attempted to Ban the Potter Books
During her campaign for Vice President, a rumor began circulating that Sarah Palin had tried to ban the Harry Potter series — presumably slander to deter the tween vote or strike fear in the hearts of free-speech liberals.



Status: FALSE
Though Palin did claim she could see Russia from Alaska, this banned book rumor proved to be false. Palin never touched our precious Potter.


8. Harry Potter Was Plagiarized
When Harry Potter blew up in popularity, it was predictable that someone would crawl along after a piece of that magic cheese. The estate of British author Adrian Jacobs (who had been dead seven years at the time) claimed that J.K. Rowling had plagiarized the plot of Jacobs' book, The Adventures of Willy the Wizard. Evidence cited included the fact that both wizard protagonists traveled by train.


Status: FALSE
The case was quickly dismissed and the Jacobs novel faded into obscurity. Pictured above is the restaurant where Rowling wrote part of the first book.
lol at this troll


7. Schools Don't Carry It
Some Catholic school libraries pulled a magic trick of their own a few years ago. One day the library was stocked with the Harry Potter series — the next day the books were gone. Evanesco! Boston's Rev. Ron Barker declared that the books' themes of witchcraft and the occult were inappropriate for a good Catholic school, and many agreed. Others, who also believed the books should not be allowed in schools, simply thought that the books portrayed a bad example of children disrespecting their elders.



Status: TRUE
Some school libraries still don't allow it on shelves.


6. Illuminati
Yes, even The Boy Who Lived has been tied to the illuminati, that conspiracy super group. Some believe that the success of the Potter books is due to their connection with the Astral Plane — the dimension in time and space where the collective unconscious lives. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (the third book) is rumored to be a detailed guide to the Astral Plane as seen through the eyes of the illuminati.


pretty much describes my reaction atm

Status: MAYBE
Depending on whether you believe in this stuff. The illuminati, that is.


5. Zionist Plot
The Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has reportedly called the Potter series a "billion-dollar Zionist project," according to The Israeli National News. Many agree, thinking that the books and movies are a plot designed by Zionists in Hollywood to promote devil worship and corrupt children's minds.



Status: FALSE omg, no way!!
Who could have known a British novel for children would catch on like this?


4. Dumbledore Is Gay how is this a myth? J.K. Rowling said it herself. Dumbledore is her character.
At the end of the series, J.K. Rowling made an announcement: Dumbledore was gay! Phew, that question was answered — but it created another one. Why did Rowling feel the need to out the magical master? (While she's at it, what's the deal with Neville Longbottom? Hey, just curious.)



Status: TRUE
But J.K. Rowling isn't going to waste her time addressing another silly rumor: some believe that the whole series is an allegory for homosexuality: boy comes out of a cupboard, boy is different than others, boy slays super evil dark lord in the battle of the century. Yep, that's the gay experience.
lolol, some people..


3. J.K. Rowling Isn't Real
In 2005, a Norwegian film director claimed that J.K. Rowling wasn't a divorced mother turned author turned richest woman in the U.K. He claimed that she didn't exist at all. J.K., he said, was a manufactured personality meant to front a group of ghostwriters who were the true geniuses.



Status: FALSE
Or is it?
LOL, I can't w/ this person's writing.


2. Man Commits Suicide After Hearing Spoiler
At the height of Potter-mania, leaking a spoiler was the ultimate taboo. So when a rumor began circulating that a man had killed himself after accidentally hearing a plot spoiler from the penultimate book, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, people took it seriously.



Status: FALSE
It turns out the story came from The Borowitz Report, a satirical column written by the humorist Andy Borowitz.


1. J.K. Rowling Is A Witch
Perhaps the Potter books aren't fiction, the rumor goes, but in fact are based on autobiographical experiences. Some (including wiccans) have claimed that J.K. herself is a practicing witch.



Status: FALSE
The author has denied any involvement with the dark arts in interviews, but that's just what a real witch is supposed to tell a muggle, right?



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this whole list brought on the lulz, tbh. Also, I've been thinking of making DH2 icons this weekend - would anyone be interested if I did make some?
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marielaurie 16th-Jul-2011 06:29 am (UTC)
lol my mom totally believes #10 is real.
citrus00 16th-Jul-2011 06:37 am (UTC)
Like, legit?
marielaurie 16th-Jul-2011 06:39 am (UTC)
yup haha
daydream11 16th-Jul-2011 06:44 am (UTC)
So does mine. XD I'm working on her; she's getting Sorcerer's Stone for Christmas, aha.
sic_obsession 16th-Jul-2011 06:44 am (UTC)
So does my Gma.

When they found out I liked HP we had a sort of-intervention.
They cornered me in the car and gave me a lecture about demons and witchcraft... :|
watermeloncholy 16th-Jul-2011 07:33 am (UTC)
It's embarrassing how much my father, his wife and perhaps their extended family believe this.


I'm so glad I had enough sense to recognize their batshit craziness as a child and peaced out to live with my mom after two years with them. My contact with them is practically nonexistent.
akasha6915 16th-Jul-2011 07:42 am (UTC)
My grandmother use to be like that, but her current preacher actually likes and enjoys fantasy and so she has had a change of heart.
l27freakshow 16th-Jul-2011 09:20 am (UTC)
The schools my husband went to were the ones that completely banned Harry Potter for "promoting witchcraft". He's from Mississippi. I guess the Bible Belt thought Harry Potter was sacrilegious or something.
evilfuckinbitch 16th-Jul-2011 09:22 am (UTC)
the only problem my mom has with HP is that she claims that she doesn't like it. She's seen all of the movies and says she didn't care for them. I told her she has no soul. Then I accused her of being Voldemort on the basis that EVERYONE likes HP. She just shrugged *shakes head*
x_butterfly19_x 16th-Jul-2011 09:58 am (UTC)
but there are so many Christian themes in it
aurelia92 16th-Jul-2011 10:57 am (UTC)
my whole family's life was ruined for a few years because a few morons at my mum's job (she was a vicar) believed that shit. /csb
_amateur 16th-Jul-2011 04:37 pm (UTC)
My aunt insisted on reading them before letting her two kids read them. They're very religious and she does this for almost everything - movies, books, etc.
snapiphany 16th-Jul-2011 06:06 pm (UTC)
Likewise. She and I were watching the news the day Book 4 came out and the anchor said "blah blah WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY" and my mother had a conniption on my 12-year-old ass going, "I HOPE YOU DON'T READ THOSE BOOKS. ARE YOU LYING TO ME? I DON'T WANT YOU READING THOSE BOOKS."

She still has no idea I'm a fanatic. Hell, she doesn't even know I went to see DH II yesterday. Thought I went to see Transformers, lol.
dacrayzblaze1 16th-Jul-2011 07:10 pm (UTC)
Mine too!! I had to hide that I read HP for YEARS AND years.
ayumidah 16th-Jul-2011 09:38 pm (UTC)
Ugh, lol. I am twenty four years old. I made the mistake a few days ago of telling my mother I was hanging out checking out a Harry Potter sticker book, she told my grandmother and, later on, she let me know how Grandma was going on about how preachers were still talking about how evil HP was. I wonder if I'd get the same speech for watching Pokemon... though Pokemon isn't as well-known as it was.
acidpops7 16th-Jul-2011 06:29 am (UTC)
DH2 icons,yes please.
dancedallnight 16th-Jul-2011 06:38 am (UTC)
omg yes. i'm dying for neville and narcissa icons
bluefire311 18th-Jul-2011 08:41 am (UTC)
icons!
improved 16th-Jul-2011 06:55 am (UTC)
I'll try to make some soon. I just finished DLing it.
bluefire311 16th-Jul-2011 06:58 am (UTC)
K looks like I'll be making some haha. I guess I'll just post a link to them on whatever HP post I find whenever I'm done.
likejesussaid 16th-Jul-2011 07:44 am (UTC)
i've made a few
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bluefire311 18th-Jul-2011 08:41 am (UTC)
icons!
vag_breath 16th-Jul-2011 06:29 am (UTC)
lol...
moulinette 16th-Jul-2011 06:30 am (UTC)
I can't believe that some schools don't allow the books in their library. Well I can believe it because I went to a Catholic school tbh, but I just find not allowing children to read it so strange.
citrus00 16th-Jul-2011 06:37 am (UTC)
Love your icon.
dancedallnight 16th-Jul-2011 06:39 am (UTC)
omg your icon!!
moulinette 16th-Jul-2011 06:40 am (UTC)
thank you <3
perr_ardua 16th-Jul-2011 06:41 am (UTC)
Aww, your icon. <3
serendipitylust 16th-Jul-2011 06:48 am (UTC)
Really? I went to a Catholic grade school and high school and both carried it and so many people loved it! My librarian actually introduced me to the books.
=)
asmadasrabbits 16th-Jul-2011 06:50 am (UTC)
Seriously. In my elementary school, they had someone come in and read one of the books to us! :)
butterflybee260 16th-Jul-2011 07:00 am (UTC)

lol I went to a Christian school and we weren't allowed to bring them in, but a ton of kids just put jacket covers on them so they looked like Bibles lol
x3raindropsx3 16th-Jul-2011 07:16 am (UTC)
perfection in one icon omg
ari_hime 16th-Jul-2011 07:40 am (UTC)
is there a full gif of your icon somewhere?
l27freakshow 16th-Jul-2011 09:27 am (UTC)
My husband is from Mississippi. They're all super Southern Baptists there. His schools didn't allow Harry Potter either.
fairchilds 16th-Jul-2011 09:38 am (UTC)
ahhh your icon!!! I adore the Malfoys so much, this film really showed me why
0cclumency 16th-Jul-2011 11:23 am (UTC)
your icon! <3
xnerdishh 16th-Jul-2011 12:42 pm (UTC)
God, this movie made me realize how much I love the Malfoy family.
skeet_skeet 16th-Jul-2011 06:30 am (UTC)
I always thought the rumor was that Jo Rowling was a squib.
rockin_slovakin 16th-Jul-2011 06:51 am (UTC)
she's rita skeeter
slurp 16th-Jul-2011 03:53 pm (UTC)
I've heard that she's actually Ginny.
kewljules00799 16th-Jul-2011 06:25 pm (UTC)
Nah, Jo's got green eyes, Ginny has brown...COULD SHE BE LILY OMFG
piratesswoop 16th-Jul-2011 06:30 am (UTC)
just saw it a few hours ago

i don't remember them even mention tonks was pregnant in the first movie, let alone anything about having a son, am i forgetting something?

also the fred scene was WAY too short, i wish it had the lines with percy

also dean is hot
moustacherider 16th-Jul-2011 06:32 am (UTC)
nah they cut that bit out. Lord help anyone who hasn't read the books when they go see the movie

ia with you about dean
piratesswoop 16th-Jul-2011 06:34 am (UTC)
lmao i thought so, i remember how they showed up at the beginning of the first part like SURPRISE WE'RE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i never remember them mentioning they had a kid or that she was even pregnant, so when harry was like ~what about your son~ i was like ".....does teddy even exist in the films tho?"

i figured they might show him in the epilogue to kind of expand on that, but alas
greatbriton 16th-Jul-2011 06:35 am (UTC)
great. glad to know i'm going to be confused as fuck when I get to these movies
dancedallnight 16th-Jul-2011 06:40 am (UTC)
i agree with all of this. i honestly don't even know why they even bothered putting tonks in the movies. her character makes absolutely no sense if you didn't read the books. even in part 1 right before she was about to say "i'm pregnant," she was interrupted.

i still can't believe that fred's death + weasleys grieving was a total of 8 seconds
chrislola 16th-Jul-2011 07:18 am (UTC)
Tonks was about to tell them the news in one of the films, but someone cut her off and said it wasn't the time.
xjustmy_luck 16th-Jul-2011 07:31 am (UTC)
LOL I said this too, it was one of the things that annoyed me the most. They dont even say shes pregnant and then Harry starts talking about their kid... wtf? Thanks god Im smart enough to you know, read the books, or I would be confused as fuck.
dasvedanyaanya RANT16th-Jul-2011 08:08 am (UTC)
I LOATH the fact that they spent more time and energy on Dobby's death than Fred's. I'm sorry, but I can't find sympathy for a CGI character. Movie Dobby is annoying and had less overall screen time than Fred in the 7 films collectively.

Idk, it just didn't seem like any of the deaths were mourned that much at all. Lavender Brown's death was particularly grotesque compared to the others and all they did was say "Stop!" and walk away. Nobody really reacted when they thought Harry was dead, or when Voldemort was finally defeated.

I see everyone in here saying "I was sobbing at [Fred/and/or/Lupin and Tonks death] and I'm like really??? We saw them laying there for maybe 10 seconds and that's it.. The characters themselves hardly mourned.
I would say the only exception was maybe Snape's death.
barelyreal 16th-Jul-2011 02:45 pm (UTC)
THIS. When Harry was like ~Remus your son, I'm sorry~ I was like... when the fuck was Teddy mentioned? I know Tonks went to tell/told Harry that she and Lupin had married at the beginning of DH1 but...
secondanchor 16th-Jul-2011 06:30 am (UTC)
lol. just wow
_beka 16th-Jul-2011 06:30 am (UTC)
My aunt didnt like the fact that I told my then 12 year cousins about HP,and told them they should read it,becuz she completely believes #10. good thing they didnt listen and read them.
fordprefect 16th-Jul-2011 06:31 am (UTC)
Pope Benedict can suck my nonexistent dick tbh
thestrals_00 16th-Jul-2011 06:31 am (UTC)
for my senior project, my topic was harry potter :)

i argued that it does not promote witchcraft
thestrals_00 16th-Jul-2011 07:02 am (UTC)
damnn, 30 minutes? that was a long time, great job! :)
kveoyna 16th-Jul-2011 06:32 am (UTC)
Re: #7
I actually saw my catholic high school librarian dressed up at the midnight showing, haha!

And thank god no school I went to had that policy, I was actually first introduced to the HP series thanks to my catholic elementary school, we read the first two Harry Potter books in class.
serendipitylust 16th-Jul-2011 06:49 am (UTC)
My catholic grade school librarian was the person that got me interested in the books. =)
numbedtoe 16th-Jul-2011 06:32 am (UTC)
I just got back like 45 minutes ago and I'm annoyed my sister is sleeping. I need to discuss the awesomeness. Loved the movie.
greatbriton 16th-Jul-2011 06:32 am (UTC)
lolol

I love all the beliefs that books like these will turn kids to witchcraft and evil
emerald_soul 16th-Jul-2011 06:32 am (UTC)
I always remember in Jesus Camp where that crazy lady bitches about warlocks being enemies of God.

....Warlocks aren't real, hun.
grammaire 16th-Jul-2011 06:34 am (UTC)
HAD HE BEEN IN THE OLD TESTAMENT, HARRY POTTER WOULDVE BEEN PUT TO DEATH.
greatbriton 16th-Jul-2011 06:34 am (UTC)
aren't warlocks just male witches?

or am I confused
masterofmystery 16th-Jul-2011 06:38 am (UTC)
aren't those just wizards? i remember seeing somewhere that warlocks were more advanced/knowledgeable wizards or something
piratesswoop 16th-Jul-2011 06:39 am (UTC)
wizards are male witches, warlocks are some world of warcraft magicians or some shit idk
fordprefect 16th-Jul-2011 06:43 am (UTC)
In the HP universe, wizards who are exceptionally skilled in battle are considered warlocks

In the for real universe I have no idea
avilewoman 16th-Jul-2011 06:43 am (UTC)
Warlock, witch, and wizard all mean the same thing, but only wizard is a unisex term. Warlock and witch are gendered.
emerald_soul 16th-Jul-2011 06:50 am (UTC)
Yeah.
inboots 16th-Jul-2011 06:32 am (UTC)
1. J.K. Rowling Is A Witch

she's been seen wearing stylish shoes before instead of sensible, comfortable ones, so idts.
fairchilds 16th-Jul-2011 09:40 am (UTC)
LMAOOOOOOO

also she doesn't wear gloves
burningpumpkins 16th-Jul-2011 10:07 am (UTC)
LOL! I'm pretty sure she's not bald either.
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