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lizzstar99
2:07 am - 07/13/2011

Ocean 1, Paris Hilton 0

 
Ocean 1, Paris Hilton 0


As she does every summer, Paris Hilton is currently renting a beachfront home in Malibu. Last weekend, she set up a cabana on the beach with daybeds for her and friends to relax on. And then she promptly forgot about it and the daybeds almost washed into the ocean yesterday during high tide. Dumbass.

In related news, the entire ocean now has herpes and has to be set on fire. Wednesday I believe. Don't be alarmed if you see smoke.


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rebeljean 13th-Jul-2011 06:40 am (UTC)
lol too bad she wasn't on it.
blancapslove 13th-Jul-2011 06:40 am (UTC)
my friend is gotta meet paris hilton in indonesia cos shes gotta join company endorsing paris handbag or smth like that.

what should i ask my friend to get for me? her signature? new cd?
baratheon 13th-Jul-2011 06:42 am (UTC)
lol the only thing I'd want from Paris Hilton is her money
swissbeauty23 13th-Jul-2011 06:44 am (UTC)
she should get a picture with her for the lulz
rebeljean 13th-Jul-2011 06:44 am (UTC)
what should i ask my friend to get for me? her signature? new cd?

herpes?
xevochic 13th-Jul-2011 06:45 am (UTC)
The gift that keeps on giving~
helloneworld 13th-Jul-2011 07:38 am (UTC)
her herpes.















































lol jk
rainbow_fish 13th-Jul-2011 08:43 am (UTC)
ONTD FAN SIGN PIC
xtinkerbellax 13th-Jul-2011 03:32 pm (UTC)
Nothing.
isntdaveone 13th-Jul-2011 06:41 am (UTC)
frankenmutt 13th-Jul-2011 06:44 am (UTC)
lmfao is she not wearing underwear?
greenscarrf 13th-Jul-2011 06:45 am (UTC)
probably just a teensy thong
greenscarrf 13th-Jul-2011 06:44 am (UTC)
i miss the simple life
deerlike 13th-Jul-2011 06:44 am (UTC)
can't stop laughing at this gif
swissbeauty23 13th-Jul-2011 06:44 am (UTC)
gurrrllll
blancapslove 13th-Jul-2011 06:45 am (UTC)
lmao gorl bye

happy_place26 13th-Jul-2011 06:50 am (UTC)
lmao
sugary_placenta 13th-Jul-2011 07:13 am (UTC)
Hilarious and scary at the same time.
frycookatvenus 13th-Jul-2011 08:11 am (UTC)
omg lol i forgot this happened
misscrystal 13th-Jul-2011 08:37 am (UTC)
LOL, damn. At least the horse was nice enough to stop.
pinklala 13th-Jul-2011 12:09 pm (UTC)
Ugh horses are so scary.
brandon198403 14th-Jul-2011 05:56 pm (UTC)
rofl
fauxdistressed 13th-Jul-2011 06:41 am (UTC)
worse than the oil spill
ibelieveinlove 13th-Jul-2011 07:24 am (UTC)
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kubaba 13th-Jul-2011 11:38 am (UTC)
lmao whats this from?
swimbathedrown 13th-Jul-2011 12:19 pm (UTC)
LOL
what ever happened to him?
harleenfrances 13th-Jul-2011 03:27 pm (UTC)
hahaha onch
thisismichael 13th-Jul-2011 04:14 pm (UTC)
hahaha I loved this show
swissbeauty23 13th-Jul-2011 06:41 am (UTC)


lol omg
venuslovesmars 13th-Jul-2011 08:33 am (UTC)
omg an emmett gif??? <3
callmedragonbby 13th-Jul-2011 10:07 am (UTC)
omg beautiful gif!
kirili 13th-Jul-2011 12:41 pm (UTC)
LIKE THE SUN.
frankenmutt 13th-Jul-2011 06:43 am (UTC)
Oh my god.
Is it Friday, yet?!
bluepassiflora 13th-Jul-2011 06:54 am (UTC)
What's going on in that gif?
frankenmutt 13th-Jul-2011 06:56 am (UTC)
congratulatoryfistpump.gif
I forgot the actual joke that went with it though.
bluepassiflora 13th-Jul-2011 06:56 am (UTC)
Also, I have been watching Pushing Daisies for the first time and I was surprised when he popped up as one of the weekly dead people.
aphrodite5239 13th-Jul-2011 06:44 am (UTC)
LMAO
nanewt011 13th-Jul-2011 06:45 am (UTC)
lmao!
xevochic 13th-Jul-2011 06:46 am (UTC)
the entire ocean now has herpes
I must be wicked tired because this has me in tears.
ibelieveinlove 13th-Jul-2011 07:25 am (UTC)
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desienfree 13th-Jul-2011 11:47 am (UTC)
lmfao that icon is amazing
xevochic 13th-Jul-2011 06:30 pm (UTC)
lol If I had more icon space, I'd turn all the RM boys into HP characters.
tlcspice 13th-Jul-2011 06:46 am (UTC)
LMFAO

I hate when it's high tide and you have to keep moving up your spot on the beach. The water comes up so fast and you have to run and get your shit before it gets washed away.
greenscarrf 13th-Jul-2011 06:46 am (UTC)
gahbeez 13th-Jul-2011 06:48 am (UTC)
post
deerlike 13th-Jul-2011 06:48 am (UTC)
lol I am just bored enough to want to see all of these.
fauxdistressed 13th-Jul-2011 06:56 am (UTC)
feeding into my addiction
swissbeauty23 13th-Jul-2011 06:51 am (UTC)
post please
kyoumei 13th-Jul-2011 07:09 am (UTC)
Receipts.
juggarnut 13th-Jul-2011 06:47 am (UTC)
now the fishes have herpes

shit!
swissbeauty23 13th-Jul-2011 06:47 am (UTC)
wtf is she a pedophile

deethy 13th-Jul-2011 06:51 am (UTC)
wtf
102bb 13th-Jul-2011 07:02 am (UTC)
idk what that boy is complaining about!! a D+ is better than an F
browneyedguuurl 13th-Jul-2011 07:19 am (UTC)
LMAO @ 2:57... WTF?!?
reallyupthere 13th-Jul-2011 07:51 am (UTC)
I love this song, idgaf.
getwellchanel 13th-Jul-2011 08:04 am (UTC)
Omg the boy is SO cute. Whats his name?
Idgaf, I loved her music.
fletwock 13th-Jul-2011 08:57 am (UTC)
Such a beautiful song.
joxxy 13th-Jul-2011 06:47 am (UTC)
dumbass
wish I had money to burn like that
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