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8:11 pm - 07/07/2011

BREAKING: Megan Fox's perfection reaches inhuman levels

In addition to being physically perfect, Megan Fox decided on Thursday evening to take to her official Facebook fan page and be sarcastically flawless, effectively making me (and anyone with eyes) want to jump off of a building in a revolt against the unfairness her mere existence creates in the Universe.

In an album titled "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX", perhaps a nod to the negative rumors that she's had plastic surgery, or perhaps to make fun of her uglier, more desperate Hollywood peers, Megan posted four photos of herself making silly faces that just look plain beautiful on someone as stunning as her.











source: Megan's Facebook
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the_wolski 8th-Jul-2011 12:52 am (UTC)
i just submitted this and it was so much cuter imo
larrylurker 8th-Jul-2011 12:58 am (UTC)
Post it here because you have never lie to me before
darkwarrior 8th-Jul-2011 01:17 am (UTC)
YOUR ICONS FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bugged me all through that fucking film.
pinkfunraven 8th-Jul-2011 05:00 pm (UTC)
It looks like she was born with a clef-lip.
xxtaste_of_ink 8th-Jul-2011 12:52 am (UTC)
Cool story bro.
welurklate 8th-Jul-2011 12:52 am (UTC)
I love this bitch
seximonster 8th-Jul-2011 12:52 am (UTC)
you mixed up the words "perfection" and "plastic" i think
saray677 8th-Jul-2011 03:15 am (UTC)
thank you rational human being!
pinkpistol 8th-Jul-2011 09:10 am (UTC)
yep
aboutademongirl 8th-Jul-2011 08:01 pm (UTC)
lol negl i think those faces the kinds you make if you have had botox.
fuchsiagroan 8th-Jul-2011 12:52 am (UTC)
These photos are terrifying.
fruitchews 8th-Jul-2011 12:53 am (UTC)
I find them cute.
fuchsiagroan 8th-Jul-2011 12:55 am (UTC)
I'm definitely not throwing shade at Megan, something about them just creeps me the hell out. Like an uncanny valley thing except she's an actual person.
niimaa 8th-Jul-2011 02:07 am (UTC)
she may be able to wrinkle but her skin looks plastic. i dont know what it is but it's bothering me
expromqueen 8th-Jul-2011 02:19 am (UTC)
she looks like an alien/human hybrid
crazyventures 8th-Jul-2011 12:53 am (UTC)
Maybe no Botox, but she still looks like she's had plastic surgery
lilithonearth 8th-Jul-2011 01:17 am (UTC)
LOL and THIS!
nybrat007 8th-Jul-2011 01:18 am (UTC)
mte, her face definitely looks lifted in that first picture
taqbei 8th-Jul-2011 01:26 am (UTC)
I think she's perfect, but I don't really understand this.

You face still looks worked on SOOOOO
dolcevitaxo 8th-Jul-2011 01:52 am (UTC)
Didnt she used to have freckles?

Let's add skin bleaching to the list...

specialmei 8th-Jul-2011 02:11 am (UTC)
far be it from me to defend megan fox, but freckles fade if you stay out of the sun.
sugary_placenta 8th-Jul-2011 02:12 am (UTC)
or makeup is covering them up?
bitca 8th-Jul-2011 04:46 am (UTC)
She's gorgeous THERE.
setfire2failure 8th-Jul-2011 05:03 am (UTC)
proactiv?
tuluum 8th-Jul-2011 01:52 am (UTC)
i didn't think she had -until- i saw these ...
anchors_oceans 8th-Jul-2011 01:53 am (UTC)
agreed. i like megan fox a lot but her lips look overly done in these pictures. it looks like more than a pout.
ayajedi 8th-Jul-2011 02:15 am (UTC)
LOL true
peruvianjew 8th-Jul-2011 02:55 am (UTC)
true dat
modern_toilet 8th-Jul-2011 04:14 am (UTC)
she has absolutely 100% had a face lift.
loverelapse 10th-Jul-2011 03:11 am (UTC)
This. My face rn is eww
dentellerouge 8th-Jul-2011 12:53 am (UTC)
erm...wow

she is still beautiful in the sense of the word. but she has major plastic surgery face now. she doesn't look real here
godrixon 8th-Jul-2011 01:09 am (UTC)
mte D:
_underwhelmed 8th-Jul-2011 05:27 am (UTC)
iawtc
late_checkout 8th-Jul-2011 06:46 am (UTC)
agreed
xdecadentx 8th-Jul-2011 09:35 am (UTC)
I don't think she's beautiful, but I agree she doesn't look real. It's like a bad animation of a 'hot girl'.
dear_endeavor 8th-Jul-2011 12:53 am (UTC)
maybe she didn't get botox but her face looks different...again.

i will go shave my back now.
bluesforgotten 8th-Jul-2011 12:53 am (UTC)
anyone who says she hasn't had work done is blind and a liar. she looks so disgusting these days, on her way to looking like that cat lady
mario_06 8th-Jul-2011 01:07 am (UTC)
Lol you are one of my favorite posters tbh.
bluesforgotten 8th-Jul-2011 01:11 am (UTC)
don't make me blush
100knives 8th-Jul-2011 04:49 am (UTC)
shadowpiranha 8th-Jul-2011 01:52 am (UTC)
My boyfriend just said the exact same thing.
hanamusume 8th-Jul-2011 01:59 am (UTC)
LOL I thought the same thing!
grammaire 8th-Jul-2011 06:23 am (UTC)
iawtc
betelgeuse 8th-Jul-2011 12:53 am (UTC)
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daianara 8th-Jul-2011 12:55 am (UTC)
lmfao
stylestunna 8th-Jul-2011 12:56 am (UTC)
omg i can't
insaynejayne 8th-Jul-2011 01:04 am (UTC)
ia tbh...
ace_nikkei 8th-Jul-2011 01:05 am (UTC)
lol
roxi9 8th-Jul-2011 01:06 am (UTC)
lol mte Christ Bale
mario_06 8th-Jul-2011 01:08 am (UTC)
When I saw the gif I automatically assumed u posted it lol. <3
ides_of_smarch 8th-Jul-2011 01:10 am (UTC)
mte
catelyn_tully 8th-Jul-2011 01:13 am (UTC)
he has the best facial expressions ahahaha
edgeofelegance 8th-Jul-2011 01:14 am (UTC)
mfte
lilithonearth 8th-Jul-2011 01:18 am (UTC)
XD Love him!
chuk_is_dazzled 8th-Jul-2011 01:31 am (UTC)
lol
whysoseriousbb 8th-Jul-2011 01:34 am (UTC)
lol i fucking love him
sparkling_gurl 8th-Jul-2011 01:40 am (UTC)
LMAO @ Senor Bale. :D
goldengal1193 8th-Jul-2011 01:55 am (UTC)
ROFL
fuk_q 8th-Jul-2011 02:00 am (UTC)
Gets me every time.
screwhim 8th-Jul-2011 02:04 am (UTC)
stupid gif
yousaidlog 8th-Jul-2011 02:25 am (UTC)
my fucking thoughts exactly. lmaoooo.
hpxstac 8th-Jul-2011 02:33 am (UTC)
lmaooo
misscrystal 8th-Jul-2011 04:50 am (UTC)
I loathe Bale and the fact that people stan him, but this gif never fails to make me LOL
lonely_goatherd 11th-Jul-2011 12:50 am (UTC)
A+
scabiorr 8th-Jul-2011 12:53 am (UTC)
=/
angeepang 8th-Jul-2011 12:53 am (UTC)
I like her nail polish color.
unhurriedheart 8th-Jul-2011 12:55 am (UTC)
I was just thinking that. I kind of want to go out and get some.
lady_lockhart 8th-Jul-2011 01:00 am (UTC)
me too. It would probably look horrible with my skin tone though.
emesieremonde 8th-Jul-2011 12:54 am (UTC)
I love her.
Haters continue to be self-conscious and miserable :)
allie_said 8th-Jul-2011 12:54 am (UTC)
she is starting to resemble that whore jayde nicole tbh
she was way prettier before
anchors_oceans 8th-Jul-2011 01:55 am (UTC)
ew. jayde has an incredible body but her face makes me lol when i watch her on the hills.
evadarling23 8th-Jul-2011 02:04 am (UTC)
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shilohninejulia 8th-Jul-2011 02:07 am (UTC)
she looks the same imo. her brows are shaped differently which makes a huge difference in defining your shape face. she's also got on more concealer/powder or whatever to make her facial skin tone even. she has on fake eyelashes and her hair is different. she had the bump in her nose removed. that's all i see, plastic surgery wise.
peruvianjew 8th-Jul-2011 02:58 am (UTC)
terrifying
valerie_z 8th-Jul-2011 04:21 am (UTC)
I don't know if it's plastic surgery or crazy dieting, but it does look like the shape of her face changed, and not for the better. She looks ten years older in the second picture.
livefreexo 8th-Jul-2011 09:48 pm (UTC)
totally had a face lift.
vehiclesshockme 8th-Jul-2011 12:54 am (UTC)
She still has that a cat fucked an alien surgery face though. :(
railway 8th-Jul-2011 01:00 am (UTC)
... omg this is like the perfect way to describe that vacant plastic-y look.
tiki876 8th-Jul-2011 01:18 am (UTC)
lol
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