Madame Tussaud Forgets to include Cankles on Homewrecker's Wax Figure


Mashonda's nightmare, Alicia Keys, tried to stay relevant today by re-releasing her debut album Songs in A Minor as a 10th anniversary edition, since no one cares about any new music of hers. Madame Tussads’ wax musuem in NYC, also kweefed out a wax statue with far smoother and less cottage-cheesey skin, than it's real life counterpart.

Even though she is actually doing some promo for this re-release, it is set to be eclipsed by Queen of Pop Selena Gomez's release, which will rule the charts over other 4gettable albums.


EDIT: It should be noted that Alicia shares the title "Co-Homewrecker" with her now huzzbend Swizz Cheats, who was married with child at the time of meeting/dating/knocking up Alexis Mateo look-a-like A. Keys.
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