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10:13 pm - 03/22/2006

oh you crazy simon

Paula blames her crazy behavior on Simon

Paula Abdul has an explanation for her recent crazy behavior on American Idol 5: it’s all Simon’s fault. And no, Simon is not a friend of Jack Daniels or Jose Cuervo or Jim Beam or Ernest and Julio Gallo or Johnny Walker. No, Simon is fellow judge Simon Cowell.

Paula says, “He’s worse than ever. If they say, ‘Paula is going crazy,’ the reason is Simon is whispering things in my ear, like, ‘What’s the price of beans?’ Things that make no sense at all,” she tells In Touch Weekly, according to MSNBC’s Jeannette Walls.

Tragically, she doesn’t explain why she is forced to react to those crazy statements, or why his comments also cause her eyes to glaze over.

source: realityblurred
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[info]baba_0riley 23rd-Mar-2006 03:34 am (UTC)
hahahaha, i love simon
and paula is a drunk
[info]not_on_weekends 23rd-Mar-2006 04:59 am (UTC)
These things make for fantastic television.
[info]touchofmascara 23rd-Mar-2006 03:35 am (UTC)
Is that why she gets up and dances like an idiot for no reason to lousy performances?
[info]kidviciousdonna 23rd-Mar-2006 03:36 am (UTC)
She needs to be hit in the face. This whole Paula and Simon "I hate you/I love you/ Give me ratings" thing is played out.

You know it's bad when someone who doesn't eve watch AI is annoyed...
[info]_timewellwasted 23rd-Mar-2006 03:45 am (UTC)
what's even worse is her pitiful comebacks that always make her look like a total moron
[info]kidviciousdonna 23rd-Mar-2006 03:51 am (UTC)
Anytime I've seen her on an interview or something, she's just like "He mocks me because he wants me" and it makes her look so desperate.
[info]hymenchan 23rd-Mar-2006 03:50 am (UTC)
Seconded. Yeah, don't watch it either. And the media still reaches us innocents. *rolls eyes*
[info]sorchadek 23rd-Mar-2006 01:58 pm (UTC)
Rogue!
[info]sosublime 23rd-Mar-2006 03:36 am (UTC)
if i knew one of my coworkers was addicted to pills,. i'd whisper weird stuff in their ears too.
[info]lisbonlovesjacq 23rd-Mar-2006 04:29 am (UTC)
lol I am in full agreement.

I once had this shitforbrains boyfriend that called me up all ~*~*messed up on shr00mz omgzzzzz*~*~* and he was like "omg the poster is talking to me wtf i am so scared" so every few minutes for the rest of the conversation I'd fucking scream "don't touch the poster oh my god" and he'd cry.

omg that makes me sound horrible but I swear it was hilarious. What a moron.
[info]randomredux 23rd-Mar-2006 05:09 am (UTC)
Hahaha, that's hilarious. :D I'm killin' myself laughin', here. Well done.
[info]marianne88 23rd-Mar-2006 05:47 am (UTC)
Oh my god, that made me laugh so hard. I'd totally do the same thing.
[info]teamdowney 23rd-Mar-2006 07:18 am (UTC)
LMAO A+
[info]invidious_life 23rd-Mar-2006 03:37 am (UTC)
paula... say no to drugs.
[info]blonnie 23rd-Mar-2006 03:37 am (UTC)
frank and beans... FRANK AND BEANS!
[info]jenniferjayde 23rd-Mar-2006 01:09 pm (UTC)
I have no idea why that made me laugh, but I just spit out my tea.
[info]oniglass 23rd-Mar-2006 03:37 am (UTC)
Paula is a crazy bitch.
[info]caramelbrasil 23rd-Mar-2006 03:37 am (UTC)
She's just mad because no one cares about her anymore.
[info]anniexkillyou 23rd-Mar-2006 03:04 pm (UTC)
agreed, completely.

oh and, ICON LOVE.
[info]audreyshaped 23rd-Mar-2006 03:39 am (UTC)
Haha, did anyone else notice how one of her eyes was like, half shut and conveniently behind her bangs? She's sooooo far gone. I bet Simon just laughs at her.
[info]twinklebella 23rd-Mar-2006 02:26 pm (UTC)
yessssss! I was laughing at it through the whole show... It gradually got droopier!
[info]slappytanker 23rd-Mar-2006 03:40 am (UTC)
Yeah, but it's not like he's helping her at all. He's provoking her.
[info]marianne88 23rd-Mar-2006 05:50 am (UTC)
I love your icon.
[info]jenniferjayde 23rd-Mar-2006 01:09 pm (UTC)
Which is funny shit.
[info]luckycat014 23rd-Mar-2006 03:41 am (UTC)
I think Simon's questioning of the price of beans is completely understandable.

I mean, we all need to consider the costs and benefits of buying beans.
[info]kidviciousdonna 23rd-Mar-2006 03:42 am (UTC)
hahahaha
[info]touchofmascara 23rd-Mar-2006 05:37 am (UTC)
Awesome! I'm going to get right to creating a cost analysis chart about beans and fax it on over to Simon. . . problem solved!
[info]punksaturn 23rd-Mar-2006 03:41 am (UTC)
Hahaha, we were talking about this last night how FUCKED UP Paula is. She is ON something.
[info]wunderaliceland 23rd-Mar-2006 03:42 am (UTC)
PRICE OF BEANS? hahahahahaa
[info]diamondsarelove 23rd-Mar-2006 03:42 am (UTC)
What makes me mad is that she doesn't even judge on AI anymore. Her being there is completely pointless and a waste of money.
[info]lisbonlovesjacq 23rd-Mar-2006 04:32 am (UTC)
amen. I mean, I've only seen a few bits and pieces of episodes but it seems that all she does is say "that was great". Does she ever hold an actual opinion?
[info]cek120980 23rd-Mar-2006 05:53 am (UTC)
Where as Simon will tell you exactly what he thinks, and I have to he's usually right.
[info]foreverbeingnow 23rd-Mar-2006 03:42 am (UTC)
and she blamed emilio for being anorexic
and poor little chinese nail shop for nailfungus

she is infallible i guess.
ps. i don't watch ai, so i don't know anything about it.
[info]kikimode 23rd-Mar-2006 04:35 am (UTC)
hahah i remember hearing about that.. and the nail fungus hahah!!!

i just got my nails done...
[info]guinastasia 23rd-Mar-2006 08:37 pm (UTC)
I think it actually IS common to get nail infections from manicure places-not all of them are sterile and it's very easy to catch a fungus.

Still, Paula's a total fruit loop.
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