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12:40 pm - 06/27/2011

Charlie Sheen's Last Goddess/ Fresh-Faced, Young Ingenue Has Moved Out of Casa de Tiger Blood



It looks like the warlock's den just got a little more spacious -- Charlie Sheen's remaining goddess, Natalie Kenly, moved out of Sheen's pad last week. But the model didn't get to keep her fifteen minutes of fame and her sweet ride, according to TMZ.

Although he let his goddess go, Sheen, 45, wasn't so loose with the car he bought for his model lady -- Sheen demanded that Kenly return the Mercedes he purchased for her.

But still referring to himself in the third person, Sheen was cavalier about the split telling sources, it's "not a common thing for the Masheen."

And the 'Masheen' reportedly got to work no sooner than Kenly slammed his front door. The actor turned live tour talker turned his pad into a United Nations of sorts -- bringing home women from Mexico, Australia and Colombia just hours after Kenly packed up and shipped out, sources told TMZ. That sounds like a healthy way to deal with the dissolution of a relationship, right?

But Sheen's most recent goddess vacancy isn't anything new for the former 'Two and a Half Men' star as of late. In April, Sheen's other goddess, Bree Olsen, reportedly dumped the actor via text message before immediately moving on (Sheen-style) to a new beau. And just one month later, Sheen was officially down one more ex in his life -- he was officially divorced from estranged wife, Brooke Mueller, who is also the mother of his two young sons, Bob and Max, on May 2.

But Sheen's most recent heartbreak, or rather empty bed, comes at the end of a nearly six month relationship. Kenly accompanied the actor on his 'Violent Torpedo' live speaking tour and often helped to care for Sheen's two young sons.

Looks like the Sheenius warlock may be in the market for a new babysitter.

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Giving up on love, tbh. If they can't make it work I'm just going to have to trade in my fashionable wardrobe for Quaker Factory knits, drive the streets looking for stray cats to take in and put a Closed for Business sign on my koslopis. Somebody get me a box of Hostess, stat, I'm gonna put on Celine's cover of All By Myself and cry into my store brand, 1-ply tissues.
ilikeandrewbird 27th-Jun-2011 05:00 pm (UTC)
Charlie Sheen's original Today Show interview will always be amazing.

...before he started acting for the cameras. Man, that interview was gold.
catinwig 27th-Jun-2011 05:14 pm (UTC)
me too
that was a glorious time
opera_darling 27th-Jun-2011 05:29 pm (UTC)
same. I was so much happier.
violue 27th-Jun-2011 07:14 pm (UTC)
ikr, it's astounding how quickly we all got bored of him
vyctorya 27th-Jun-2011 05:02 pm (UTC)
Oh well, nevermind
nene718 27th-Jun-2011 05:04 pm (UTC)
So glad people are finally over this asshole.
neonxstardust 27th-Jun-2011 05:09 pm (UTC)
I was just wondering what these crazy kids were up to. If Charlie & the Goddesses can't make it then love is dead/no hope for the rest of us etc
superdogbiter 27th-Jun-2011 05:30 pm (UTC)
no way the dudes in my icon have been happily married to their wifes
chocolate_ari 27th-Jun-2011 05:47 pm (UTC)
charlie & the goddesses would make a great band name
inboots 27th-Jun-2011 05:10 pm (UTC)
casa de sangue de tigre sounds like the name of a sordid macumba house tbh
awkwardmumbles 27th-Jun-2011 05:14 pm (UTC)
i dont even have enough energy for charlie sheen anymore
missthing19 27th-Jun-2011 05:15 pm (UTC)
LOL, I always love the OP's commentary.
katiefitch 27th-Jun-2011 05:19 pm (UTC)
I am so fucking tired of people I'm FB friends with beating the #winning thing to the ground...omg. NOT EVERYTHING IS WINNING AND THAT WAS PLAYED OUT THREE MONTHS AGO

JFC
greenscarrf 27th-Jun-2011 05:27 pm (UTC)
UGH so many of my fb friends use it too. it's so fucking stupid.
aquanite 27th-Jun-2011 06:12 pm (UTC)
It's incredibly annoying and idg how anyone thinks it's funny. A few of my real life friends say it and I just facepalm >:|
marmar627 27th-Jun-2011 07:50 pm (UTC)
omg, I found myself saying it yesterday IRL without thinking. I wanted to kill myself afterward.
sastra_fuss 27th-Jun-2011 05:20 pm (UTC)
I hope she moves to casa de sanity
waffle_party 27th-Jun-2011 05:25 pm (UTC)
After living in Casa de Tiger Blood, she will probably have to see a professional in order to leave Casa De Crabs. That eviction process is a little more extensive.
catinwig 27th-Jun-2011 05:32 pm (UTC)
badumpssh
waffle_party 27th-Jun-2011 06:18 pm (UTC)
I'm so witty it hurts
mandramoddle 27th-Jun-2011 05:26 pm (UTC)
lol @ her thinking she could keep the car.

And wtf at him bringing in other women from different countries. He's involved in sex trafficking or qué?
publicfrenemy 27th-Jun-2011 05:26 pm (UTC)
I can't wait to see what sort of hot mess decides to date him next.
splitsevenways 27th-Jun-2011 05:28 pm (UTC)
shh_im_a_ninja 27th-Jun-2011 05:33 pm (UTC)
Such a perfect and unbovvered gif.
splitsevenways 27th-Jun-2011 05:45 pm (UTC)
superdogbiter 27th-Jun-2011 05:29 pm (UTC)
"15 minutes of fame"
she had 15 minutes of fame?

also thats when you know you dating a douchebag who won't let you keep the car
prophecypro 27th-Jun-2011 06:39 pm (UTC)
Oh,did it come down crashing for this guy
juanitatequila 27th-Jun-2011 07:20 pm (UTC)
totally forgot about him. oop.
marmar627 27th-Jun-2011 07:49 pm (UTC)
I loved it last month when I went into Hot Topic (judge me) and they had ordered so much Charlie Sheen shit, and obviously no one bought it, so it was all clearance, less than two months after the shit hit the fan.
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