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2:02 pm - 06/16/2011

Kathy Griffin jokes about Bristol Palin's new face in comedy special




After famously riffing on Bristol Palin's weight last year, Kathy Griffin is back for round two.

This time, the comedienne is poking fun of Palin for her new surgically-enhanced face on her upcoming Bravo special, "Gurrl Down," which premieres next Thursday.

"So Bristol Palin has this brand new chin, and I swear to God she looks like Jay Leno," jokes Griffin, as the crowd roars with laughter. "It's like she took a picture of Jay Leno, went to the dentist and said, 'Can I have this?'"

Then, the redhead reads aloud Palin's statement regarding her new look, which she claimed was merely corrective jaw surgery for a medical issue.

"No, that's true because when I had my first face lift it was because I was fighting scurvy," says Griffin, who then takes a dramatic pause. "And when I had my eye job it was because I had rickets."


Last year on VH1's "Divas Salute" special, Griffin joked that Sarah Palin's daughter was "the only contestant in the history of ['Dancing With the Stars'] to actually gain weight."

When the audience of servicemen and women booed, she continued. "No, come on, come on. She gained like 30 pounds in a week, I swear to God, it was fantastic. She's like the white Precious."

Palin responded that the boos "spoke volumes" about the "comedian," adding, "I hope people didn't have to pay money to hear her negativity and criticisms."

Wonder what she'll have to say this time.

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dawn9476 16th-Jun-2011 06:07 pm (UTC)
LMAO at Sarah. People pay her way, way, way more to hear her bash the president. Pot meet kettle.
marshallgregson 16th-Jun-2011 06:56 pm (UTC)
ik she's such a hypocritical twat. i wish i could kick the bitch square in her cunt.
rebeccamars 16th-Jun-2011 06:07 pm (UTC)
I miss My Life on the D List but it was all scripted at the end so I guess it was for the best. Michael McDonald needs a show though.
fakevoices 16th-Jun-2011 06:08 pm (UTC)
looking at her and i really don't think she looks attractive
xx_dustin_xx 16th-Jun-2011 06:08 pm (UTC)
I'm going to see her for the first time Sept 24th! SO EXCITED!
bob80 16th-Jun-2011 06:54 pm (UTC)
I'm going to see her for the first time next month. Yay.
clump 17th-Jun-2011 01:25 am (UTC)
She is so damn hilarious. I thought she was funny on TV, etc. but live where no one can censor her, OMG. I almost died.
bluebandit77 hot mess tbh16th-Jun-2011 06:08 pm (UTC)
ilikeandrewbird 16th-Jun-2011 06:09 pm (UTC)
Ugh.

Remember when Kathy complained that people were making fun of her looks? And people genuinely felt bad?

She should never resort to cheap jokes about looks.

She obviously shouldn't resort to cheap jokes about plastic surgery.
fwee_prower 16th-Jun-2011 06:27 pm (UTC)
Kathy makes fun of herself all the time. You should read her book.
kimberwyn 16th-Jun-2011 06:57 pm (UTC)
That's why she got all pissy when Jay Leno said she and Carmen Electra looked like a before and after lolol.
tankmachine 16th-Jun-2011 06:30 pm (UTC)
the palins are not above being ridiculed

s t o p
thejuarez 16th-Jun-2011 06:30 pm (UTC)
I totally remember a Howard Stern show where he told her she didn't have the right face (wasn't attractive enough) to wear her hair straight...
ifiwasyourgirl 16th-Jun-2011 06:10 pm (UTC)
i respect kathy's hatred of the palins but the weight and appearance comments are unnecessary. especially because i remember her crying in the car on her show after leno made fun of her face.

there's more to us women than our bodies, kathy. you should know this!
xx_rapunzel_xx 16th-Jun-2011 07:45 pm (UTC)
agreed.
washable 16th-Jun-2011 08:24 pm (UTC)
I couldn't have said this better myself.

PS: Love your icon.
bloody_hell 16th-Jun-2011 06:11 pm (UTC)
Kathy Griffin is ONTD come to life in one body
la_petite_singe 16th-Jun-2011 06:24 pm (UTC)
Well said, Fassy. Well said.
mari_lyn00 17th-Jun-2011 09:19 am (UTC)
This. I really don't know why people get all pissy and complain about her when she really is like this whole site wrapped up into one package and given a voice on tv.
gunskillgirls 16th-Jun-2011 06:11 pm (UTC)
who really cares/gives a shit why she got it done anyways? i think she looks better now anyways.
marywebgirl 16th-Jun-2011 06:16 pm (UTC)
I think it's the fact that she lied about it that bothers some people.
jeveuxmacaron 16th-Jun-2011 07:30 pm (UTC)
they wouldn't feel the need to lie about it unless people were shaming others for getting surgery
lizardloo 16th-Jun-2011 06:34 pm (UTC)
I think it's her shady cover story that has everyone all riled up. I had a friend get corrective jaw surgery. He feels better, but he sure doesn't LOOK better (just weird). She's obviously has work.

I personally would rather her just fade away.
bob80 16th-Jun-2011 06:55 pm (UTC)
Because she made up some ridiculous excuse as to what happened when she clearly just went in and got plastic surgery.
oblika_farika 16th-Jun-2011 06:12 pm (UTC)
lol tbh
yousexpot 16th-Jun-2011 06:13 pm (UTC)
she looks like snooki now
wherezmyprozac 16th-Jun-2011 06:21 pm (UTC)
that's who i thought it was at first
xdecadentx 16th-Jun-2011 07:50 pm (UTC)
She really does.
noted 16th-Jun-2011 06:13 pm (UTC)
all you people complaining about her criticizing Bristol's chin.... DO NOT PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SAY 'OH SHIT' WHEN YOU FIRST SAW THOSE PICTURES.
harrypotterlvr3 16th-Jun-2011 06:29 pm (UTC)
lmao
anna_salem 16th-Jun-2011 06:13 pm (UTC)
I feel kind of bad about Bristol. I mean, I'm a larger chick and I have a moon face, so I kind of identified with her. But now she just looks freakish. I mean...that chin!
gunskillgirls 16th-Jun-2011 06:16 pm (UTC)
i don't even think she's that big. some people just have round faces and/or double chins. like i know people that wear a size 0 and still have double chins. it's weird.
anna_salem 16th-Jun-2011 06:18 pm (UTC)
I thought she was actually kind of cute before, and you're right. And it wouldn't be so bad to have it "fixed" except she went too far.
lolzerz 16th-Jun-2011 09:16 pm (UTC)
yup. just like some size 20 girls have a perfectly skinny sculpted face
hjalmartazar 16th-Jun-2011 06:15 pm (UTC)
idgi is the pic on the left the "after" pic?
jainypoo 16th-Jun-2011 06:35 pm (UTC)
yep. i think she was so much cuter before.
hjalmartazar 16th-Jun-2011 06:42 pm (UTC)
oh god... the one on the right is SO much better!!
grammaire 17th-Jun-2011 05:46 am (UTC)
so so so much better
x_ce_rce_au_x 16th-Jun-2011 06:17 pm (UTC)
ahh so ironic - I'm about to head out of the office to go to a plastic surgeon for a consult for a second nose job. I'm so, so, nervous - I don't want to end up looking like Michael Jackson :(
hjalmartazar 16th-Jun-2011 06:20 pm (UTC)
ohhh i want a nose job!!!
gunskillgirls 16th-Jun-2011 06:21 pm (UTC)
i worked at a plastic surgeon's office and he did a lot of nose job revisions. my sister got a nose job but thankfully hers turned out really good lol

/csb
_toxicology 16th-Jun-2011 06:24 pm (UTC)
most people need 2
meranii_raushu 16th-Jun-2011 06:55 pm (UTC)
yikes, two nose jobs?
lolzerz 16th-Jun-2011 09:22 pm (UTC)
why would you want to do that? is there really a reason? who are you trying to please? i think noses are the one thing that makes people so unique from each other why would you want to change that?
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