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12:04 am - 06/15/2011

Go the Fuck to Sleep

Narrated by Samuel L Jackson




"All the kids from daycare are in dreamland. The froggie has made his last leap. Hell no you can't go to the bathroom, you know where you can go? The fuck to sleep."

—Samuel L. Jackson voices this audiobook version of "Go The Fuck to Sleep," the previously-Boinged book which was officially published today (after crazy pre-release piracy).
The Samuel L. Jackson audiobook is free for the time being. Listen to a sample here.

You can also buy a hard copy or a Kindle version of the book now, just out today.

Word is that Werner Herzog will do an audiobook version, to be released soon:

Published today, the picture book begs sleepless children to "go the fuck to sleep" in a series of quaint, expletive-ridden verses. It soared to the top of book charts last month after a pirated PDF went viral, and calls this week from a New Zealand lobby group to ban it are only likely to add to its appeal.

"The flowers doze low in the meadows / And high on the mountains so steep. / My life is a failure, I'm a shitty-ass parent. / Stop fucking with me, please, and sleep," writes author and award-winning novelist Adam Mansbach, who was moved to pen the book when his own daughter was suffering sleepless nights. "The cubs and the lions are snoring, / Wrapped in a big snuggly heap. / How come you can do all this other great shit / But you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?"

Mansbach said that "the best possible person in the world" was narrating the audiobook: Herzog. The film director's recording will be unveiled at an event to launch the book, illustrated by Ricardo Cortes for small American publisher Akashic Books, at the New York Public Library.

SOURCE

Can't stop lolling at this shit
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random_thespian 15th-Jun-2011 06:08 am (UTC)
I will read this to my kids, for sure.
rainbow_fish 15th-Jun-2011 06:08 am (UTC)
Kinda sad Morgan Freeman didn't do this, tbh.

Either way, this is lovely. I wish Samuel L Jackson would come read me bedtime stories every night.
madonna 15th-Jun-2011 06:42 am (UTC)
dkfjgsdf can you imagine Morgan reading this?
rainbow_fish 15th-Jun-2011 06:44 am (UTC)
UM YES AND IT WOULD BE FUCKING EPIC

LIKE THIS:

hausofashley 15th-Jun-2011 01:57 pm (UTC)
They should release a series of it. Walken should do it too.
yooperchild 15th-Jun-2011 06:09 am (UTC)
A friend turned me on to this book when I first had my baby. I thought it was hysterical.

reallyupthere 15th-Jun-2011 06:09 am (UTC)
I just got done watching this because some boy on facebook posted a link to it.
hazel_belle 15th-Jun-2011 06:09 am (UTC)
gonna fall asleep to this now.








night everyone.
de_throned 15th-Jun-2011 06:10 am (UTC)
I already find this book hilarious. I'd probably be in hysterics when I have kids ahaha
harrypotterlvr3 15th-Jun-2011 06:10 am (UTC)
LMFAOOOO
takobella 15th-Jun-2011 06:10 am (UTC)
omggggggggg lol this is actually so soothing
oldfrenchminuet 15th-Jun-2011 08:14 pm (UTC)
It is! I yawned a few seconds into it D:
grande_latte 15th-Jun-2011 06:10 am (UTC)
Where can I buy this?

Edited at 2011-06-15 06:12 am (UTC)
rainbow_fish 15th-Jun-2011 06:19 am (UTC)
maybe barnes and noble?
fletwock 15th-Jun-2011 06:55 am (UTC)
Amazon.
halawia 15th-Jun-2011 06:11 am (UTC)
this is the FUNNIEST book ever. just had a friend send it to me and i laughed the entire way through it. it rings so true
yooperchild 15th-Jun-2011 06:23 am (UTC)
It really does. I mean I love my kid to death, but there are some times (especially when I have to work early the next morning), when I'm like "OH MY GOD!! GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW!!!!"
halawia 15th-Jun-2011 06:38 am (UTC)
YES! or the whole... I just put you to bed, and when i finally think you're down for good, you get back up lol.

It's more a parents book. definitely not child intended. would i read it to my kids? heck no. will i giggle about it while i'm putting them down to sleep, yes
awkwardmumbles 15th-Jun-2011 06:12 am (UTC)

idk the cursing turns me off tbh its like excessive but i know hes samuel l jackson so its to be expected
kira29 15th-Jun-2011 06:18 am (UTC)
Its basically taking what is internal for the parents and voicing it, so its not just because its Samuel L. Jackson. He is reading it exactly as written.
awkwardmumbles 15th-Jun-2011 06:23 am (UTC)
lol thank you for the unnecessary explanation mgg
chuk_is_dazzled 15th-Jun-2011 06:12 am (UTC)
lol i want to read this book

the author was talking about movie deals, how would this work?
pornography 15th-Jun-2011 09:04 am (UTC)
ikr, this does not make any sense to me. Will it be like.... a couple with a baby....that won't go to sleep...? how exciting can that possibly be.
pacalissanctum 15th-Jun-2011 01:40 pm (UTC)
They did it with 'Marley and Me' and 'Where the Wild Things Are' and supposedly 'Goodnight Moon' is in development so there's definitely some sort of market for movies that should never have been adapted from a book.
howlcosmiclove 15th-Jun-2011 06:12 am (UTC)
Cackling rn, this is awesome.
unclesamonmars 15th-Jun-2011 06:12 am (UTC)
I wish I could go the fuck to sleep :[
halawia 15th-Jun-2011 06:41 am (UTC)
me, too :( lol
bienenkiste 15th-Jun-2011 07:24 am (UTC)
me too
awkwardmumbles 15th-Jun-2011 06:13 am (UTC)
samuel l jackson getting eaten by a shark.gif please
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