10:53 am - 05/04/2011


Kelly Brook has admitted that she has thrived despite the possibility that her professional life could be viewed as being a bit of a let down.
Posing for a raunchy shoot with Esquire magazine, the yummy mummy-to-be told of some sage – and direct – advice she’s received from her mum: “My mum says, ‘You fall in shit but you come out smelling of roses.’ I’ve made quite a successful career out of being a failure.”
But despite such modesty, Kelly is acutely aware of some of the more ridiculous trappings of her job – including having assistants employed solely to keep her barely-there garments in place while on set.
Speaking about the filming Piranha 3D, she said: “I was hanging from this rope in this tiny red bikini while these two blokes pinched and prodded me all over.
“They were basically paid to pinch my bum.”
However, it seems that motherhood won’t have too much of an impact of her lifestyle, as Kelly suggests that she wasn’t too keen on the Hollywood routine in the first place.
The cover seems reminiscent of Megan Fox on GQ:

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Kelly Brook Covers June UK Esquire


Kelly Brook has admitted that she has thrived despite the possibility that her professional life could be viewed as being a bit of a let down.
Posing for a raunchy shoot with Esquire magazine, the yummy mummy-to-be told of some sage – and direct – advice she’s received from her mum: “My mum says, ‘You fall in shit but you come out smelling of roses.’ I’ve made quite a successful career out of being a failure.”
But despite such modesty, Kelly is acutely aware of some of the more ridiculous trappings of her job – including having assistants employed solely to keep her barely-there garments in place while on set.
Speaking about the filming Piranha 3D, she said: “I was hanging from this rope in this tiny red bikini while these two blokes pinched and prodded me all over.
“They were basically paid to pinch my bum.”
However, it seems that motherhood won’t have too much of an impact of her lifestyle, as Kelly suggests that she wasn’t too keen on the Hollywood routine in the first place.
The cover seems reminiscent of Megan Fox on GQ:

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and its kind of dumb to bitch about the covers of a magazine that isn't even being marketed towards u. they don't give a fuq about what your opinion is. u r not their demographic.
I should be mad at the women but why is that my business?
Men (and I'm generalizing) tend to respond well towards scantily clad women in men's geared magazines. Women generally do not respond well to scantily clad men and if it did sell well then it would be out in the stands. (Playboy vs Playgirl, Written Erotica vs Porn, etc) It's not really an issue rather than the difference of we find sexy then what men find sexy. Men (and I'm generalizing from what I've read and what I've experienced) are just easier to please. And it sells.
And GQ and Esquire are actually pretty well rounded for men's magazines. I actually steal them from my boyfriend after he's done reading them and they are a lot better than women's mags, since Cosmo is basically the same magazine rehashed every month and it's all about "pleasing your man".