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[info]luvthatdrtywata
12:22 pm - 04/29/2011

Put on Your Stinkin Thinkin Caps Cuz It's Time For the 10 Most Hideous Hats From the Royal Wedding


Tara Palmer-Tomkinson wore this atrocious number,
which I believe to be inspired by her blue waffle ridden vagina.


Victoria Beckham's '0' shaped hat in honor of the
amount of calories she has consumed this week.


Evil Stepsister #1 Princess Beatrice of York nixed the hat,
opting to wear the latest in head lice chic.








Evil Stepsister #2 Princess Eugenie of York was inspired
by her recent graduation from the Helena Bonham Carter School of Design.


Like Palmer-Tomkinson Britain's Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg's wife Miriam
also wore a vagina hat. A floppy, sloppy, droopy smelly, old vagina hat.


Camilla Parker Bowles looked ravishing, truly the best she has ever looked.
In this grand tribute to her fellow countrymen, Camilla wore a Royal Guard inspired headpiece.


It is said that Queen Elizabeth II was inspired
to wear this hat after awakening from a post Easter Egg
hunt candy binge with a half eaten yellow Peep stuck to her head.


Sophie Winkleman selected a very Morticia Adams
in a rice paddy look for the special day.


AHHHHHHHH! SPIDER!!!! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Oh, sorry, that's just Zara Phillips' hat. As you were.


And finally, mindful of these tough economic times,
Tilda Swinton Queen Margrethe II of Denmark made her hat using
felt and pipe cleaners she bought at Michaels with a 50% off any one item coupon.

SOURCE

So, ONTD what were your fave hats?
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[info]lovemerche 29th-Apr-2011 04:40 pm (UTC)
really
[info]nastyposition 29th-Apr-2011 05:25 pm (UTC)
really

[info]luvthatdrtywata 29th-Apr-2011 07:41 pm (UTC)
<3
[info]pastelstar 29th-Apr-2011 07:43 pm (UTC)
I shouldn't have loled as hard as I did. OR tell everyone about it.
[info]actionaction 29th-Apr-2011 07:45 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAH OMG
[info]therealycats 29th-Apr-2011 10:23 pm (UTC)
lol oh god

And it's Anastasia in the pink and Drusilla in the green.

Edited at 2011-04-29 10:23 pm (UTC)
[info]_mctwiist 30th-Apr-2011 02:59 am (UTC)
I NEED TO REBLOG THIS ON TUMBLR SEND LINK PORFAVOR!
[info]luvthatdrtywata 29th-Apr-2011 07:43 pm (UTC)
title or description
[info]m1nderb1nder 29th-Apr-2011 04:43 pm (UTC)
LOL HIS EYES

I totally didn't watch the ceremony/any of it, but the gifs on tumblr are a great way to catch up.
[info]x_butterfly19_x 29th-Apr-2011 04:48 pm (UTC)
IA, winking Prince William
[info]sincetomorrow 29th-Apr-2011 06:09 pm (UTC)
awww look at him looking all shifty.
[info]spacewalkers 29th-Apr-2011 06:09 pm (UTC)
member two royal familys, tbh... winkleman and windsor
[info]galactoze 29th-Apr-2011 04:42 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]mondler_4ever 29th-Apr-2011 04:42 pm (UTC)
That gif! Never forget that hate. NEVER.
[info]selling_alibis 29th-Apr-2011 04:42 pm (UTC)
The lady with the dinner plate isn't here.
[info]burningpumpkins 29th-Apr-2011 04:42 pm (UTC)
Why did you have to bring up blue waffle?
[info]superdogbiter 29th-Apr-2011 04:42 pm (UTC)
HOW ABOUT ATTENTION WHORING LOSERS CALL THEM THAT
[info]mrskulash 29th-Apr-2011 04:43 pm (UTC)
victoria beckham's hat looks like a cough drop
[info]govthookers 29th-Apr-2011 04:43 pm (UTC)
I can't with that vulva-shaped hat.
[info]baboona 29th-Apr-2011 04:43 pm (UTC)
i love silly hats tbh
[info]xdecadentx 29th-Apr-2011 04:43 pm (UTC)
What is this commentary?
[info]egowars 29th-Apr-2011 05:12 pm (UTC)
the ops flop commentary
[info]americnxidiot 29th-Apr-2011 05:57 pm (UTC)
mte.
[info]drfaith101 29th-Apr-2011 04:43 pm (UTC)
A few of these do not deserve to be here
[info]roxiful 29th-Apr-2011 04:43 pm (UTC)
That other vagina hat is fucking fierce.
[info]akpono 29th-Apr-2011 04:44 pm (UTC)
They're all fine, nice, fierce.

Wish everyone in the US wore hats tbh. I love them.
[info]stellar_ball 29th-Apr-2011 05:02 pm (UTC)
Same. I went to a vintage shop and saw all these great hats and headpieces. I think I may go back and buy some, they're perfect for spring.
[info]sillyboo5000 29th-Apr-2011 05:20 pm (UTC)
I ususally wear some sort of extravagant headband to special events. its fun.
[info]djc114 29th-Apr-2011 05:40 pm (UTC)
I was just saying at lunch I want to bring back hats, gloves, calling cards!
[info]menorahmajora 29th-Apr-2011 07:01 pm (UTC)
I saw a guy with a top hat on the other day, with feathers in it. I loved it, it looked like he stole it from Tom Petty.
[info]fireflower314 29th-Apr-2011 10:36 pm (UTC)
Me too! I'm rather wistfully hoping that this wedding will make fabulous hats a trend in the US.
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