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4:19 pm - 04/26/2011

Will.I.Am’s Pet Peeves: Women With Condoms & No Wet Wipes

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If you walked into a woman’s house, what one item would convince you that you weren’t compatible?
If she had condoms in her house, that would just f–kin’ throw me off. That’s just tacky.


Well, okay, I could see if she had a candy bowl full of them on the coffee table. But if she’s got a few in a drawer, wouldn’t that simply suggest she’s health-conscious?
I just think, like, if you’re into someone and you guys get to that level, then that’s something you should converse about together and say, “Hey, maybe we should get some.” Another pet peeve is wet sinks.

Wet sinks?
Yeah, like a wet sink. You don’t wipe the sink after you use it? Dry it off! And if she’s got only dry toilet paper and no baby wipes next to the toilet. You ain’t got no baby wipes?

I’ve heard about this particular deal breaker before. Why is that a big deal to you?
Here’s proof on why people should have baby wipes. Get some chocolate, wipe it on a wooden floor, and then try to get it up with some dry towels. You’re going to get chocolate in the cracks. That’s why you gotta get them baby wipes.


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esoteriq 26th-Apr-2011 09:25 pm (UTC)
Yes, safe sex is so tacky.
riookierin 26th-Apr-2011 10:04 pm (UTC)
My fucking thoughts exactly, especially since, in my experiences, a lot of guys I've encountered think they can just get away with not having condoms of their own. Fuck that.
fuckyess 26th-Apr-2011 11:03 pm (UTC)
they want to be like WELL I DON'T HAVE ANY GUESS WE SHOULD GO WITHOUT

uh no
silken_floss 26th-Apr-2011 10:06 pm (UTC)
I miss your Donald Duck side eye icon
atrum_silva 26th-Apr-2011 10:57 pm (UTC)
Exactly. What's wrong with him?!!
jennjuice536 27th-Apr-2011 12:45 am (UTC)
Perfect comment. Perfect icon.
lexification03 26th-Apr-2011 09:26 pm (UTC)
SEXIST!
edgeofelegance 26th-Apr-2011 09:26 pm (UTC)
grabbing the popcorn brb
hormoaning 26th-Apr-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
mte
lickety_split 26th-Apr-2011 09:29 pm (UTC)
I'll save your seat bb.
badwolfx 26th-Apr-2011 09:26 pm (UTC)
...do people actually dry sinks after using them? wtf
missheidimontag 26th-Apr-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
I don't :/
littlestarletta 26th-Apr-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
I mean... I try to minimize the mess. but I'm not going to clean up after other people, who usually do cause the mess.
kimchikimi 26th-Apr-2011 09:30 pm (UTC)
I do.xD
hormoaning 26th-Apr-2011 09:30 pm (UTC)
my sink doesnt even get that messy lol
eaglefan2011 26th-Apr-2011 09:30 pm (UTC)
i do
laurie_springs 26th-Apr-2011 09:31 pm (UTC)
I definitely don't.
_quietriot_ 26th-Apr-2011 09:32 pm (UTC)
i do.
sometimes
eye_browz 26th-Apr-2011 09:33 pm (UTC)
umm NOOOO. it'll air dry. now if it has a glob of toothpaste in the sink, I'll clean it, but not dry it.
between_lights 26th-Apr-2011 09:36 pm (UTC)
I dry the surface area so it doesn't get mildewy, but never the inside of the sink. that's pointless.
between_lights 26th-Apr-2011 09:38 pm (UTC)
note: I have a countertop sink.
hausofashley 27th-Apr-2011 12:19 am (UTC)
Same.

It bothers me that it's always the men (my boyfriend & his father) who never bother cleaning that area after spilling water all over it.

It irks me when people can't be as considerate.
hi_im_niko 26th-Apr-2011 09:37 pm (UTC)
I clean up around the sink, if water sprayed out, but I don't see the point otherwise.
cuzgarysaysso 26th-Apr-2011 09:37 pm (UTC)
I don't. lol

But one thing I'm really so grossed out by men who shave their beard and leave their hair all over the sink. That shit is nasty! I know a friend who does like that all the fucking times.
supermishelle 26th-Apr-2011 09:44 pm (UTC)
I'll clean the counter if it gets wet but not the inside of the sink. Wtf it's made to dry on it's own.
tokenwhitegirl 26th-Apr-2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
Never in a million years. I don't even dry it off after cleaning with a bleach/water solution. The air will take care of it.
pistol_eyes 26th-Apr-2011 09:48 pm (UTC)
I clean the counter, but not the inside of the sink.
sincetomorrow 26th-Apr-2011 09:52 pm (UTC)
I don't.

sinks are made to get wet, get a fucking life will.i.am.
x_butterfly19_x 26th-Apr-2011 09:56 pm (UTC)
My gran does.

She is very particular and houseproud tho.
riookierin 26th-Apr-2011 10:05 pm (UTC)
Lol I do sometimes. Just looking at a wet, sloppy sink annoys me.
silken_floss 26th-Apr-2011 10:07 pm (UTC)
....yeah? Well at least I do.
howlcosmiclove 26th-Apr-2011 10:08 pm (UTC)
Nope, unless I've spilled toothpaste or something.
quiet_storm 26th-Apr-2011 10:12 pm (UTC)
Lol I don't think they do.
poison_sin 26th-Apr-2011 10:34 pm (UTC)
I only dry around the sink if the water sprays out and I do that sometimes.
quizblorg 26th-Apr-2011 10:35 pm (UTC)
I didn't even know that drying the sink was a thing, tbh.
kaeleer 26th-Apr-2011 10:39 pm (UTC)
If it's the kitchen sink, yes because I like a sparkly dry sink after I wash dishes

if its the bathroom sink, I'll only wipe dry if there's a mess or I just finished cleaning
gingeranne 26th-Apr-2011 10:41 pm (UTC)
Not if it's just wet! But my sister will get makeup foundation and hair in there...then I have to clean it out or it drives me nuts.
sugary_placenta 26th-Apr-2011 10:42 pm (UTC)
I dry the counter.
hrhobo 26th-Apr-2011 10:47 pm (UTC)
my parents do.

but they don't have baby wipes because they already have a bidet.
polarbearparty 27th-Apr-2011 12:05 am (UTC)
Not unless I spill water all over the vanity or something. It seems so unnecissary, it's just gonna get wet again.
elvenqueen86 27th-Apr-2011 01:04 am (UTC)
I didn't even know this was a thing.
chinese_fabio 27th-Apr-2011 01:28 am (UTC)
I wipe down the counter when I get water on it

My sister never does and she's the messiest in the house-
annoys me like hell
tx5mym5 27th-Apr-2011 02:43 am (UTC)
Depends on the sink. The one at work sprays a lot of water, so I do it, but not at home because of the slow faucet.
i_was_a_camera 27th-Apr-2011 05:26 am (UTC)
My mom dries the kitchen sink out at night before going to bed. She literally can't rest without doing it.
sestiere 26th-Apr-2011 09:26 pm (UTC)
wtf.
ecctv 26th-Apr-2011 09:26 pm (UTC)
I can't even fathom why he'd think saying this is a good idea.
change13 26th-Apr-2011 09:26 pm (UTC)
''If she had condoms in her house, that would just f–kin’ throw me off. That’s just tacky.''LOL sorry not every woman wants to get pregnant and condoms could prevent it.
vanillakokakola 26th-Apr-2011 10:23 pm (UTC)
but how dare, HOW DARE, a woman be prepared for sex. as if she wants it as opposed to being the expected wilting virginal flower

I clutch my pearls at the mere idea of such filth
atrum_silva 26th-Apr-2011 10:59 pm (UTC)
LMAO, clutch your pearls! Love it!
sweetyb 26th-Apr-2011 09:26 pm (UTC)
He's not the first guy to bring up the baby wipes, right? Who was the other guy who went on about those?
the_wolski 26th-Apr-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
terrance howard
lovely_tunes 26th-Apr-2011 09:28 pm (UTC)
idk his name, but the black guy from Iron Man (first part)
misscrystal 26th-Apr-2011 11:18 pm (UTC)
Maybe that's why he left. He found out Gwynnie doesn't use baby wipes.
baroness 26th-Apr-2011 09:28 pm (UTC)
terrence howard
hipsandhearts__ 26th-Apr-2011 09:29 pm (UTC)
Terrence Howard
poison_sin 26th-Apr-2011 10:37 pm (UTC)
Dont know if anyone told you this yet but... Terrence Howard

sugasmores 26th-Apr-2011 09:26 pm (UTC)
tag "this won't end well"
eveluvden 26th-Apr-2011 10:37 pm (UTC)
mte
poop_of_death 2nd-Aug-2011 02:46 am (UTC)
what happened to that tag?
littlestarletta 26th-Apr-2011 09:26 pm (UTC)
safe sex is so UNCOOL.

fuck off idiot
fineprnt 27th-Apr-2011 07:24 pm (UTC)
And TACKY.
livingsign 26th-Apr-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
i'd wear the fuck out of those shoes
missheidimontag 26th-Apr-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
me too tbh
nanewt011 26th-Apr-2011 09:29 pm (UTC)
with the matching murse?
livingsign 26th-Apr-2011 09:32 pm (UTC)
nah that's lame
comalies 26th-Apr-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
LOL. In my old apartment our roommate and I kept a bowl of condoms on our little table in the hall.
lexification03 26th-Apr-2011 09:28 pm (UTC)
lol love it
comalies 26th-Apr-2011 09:29 pm (UTC)
But I guess according to Will here we are tacky sluts. :(
missheidimontag 26th-Apr-2011 09:30 pm (UTC)
lol flawless
edgeofelegance 26th-Apr-2011 09:37 pm (UTC)
good for you bb. we can laugh together when Will's dick falls off
broken_enemy 26th-Apr-2011 09:52 pm (UTC)
fab
the_13th_bullet 26th-Apr-2011 09:57 pm (UTC)
Tbh I think it's just a sign that you're awesome and getting laid isn't some blue moon ocurrence, like it may be for Will.i.am.

Flawless icon, by the way.
rainbow_fish 26th-Apr-2011 10:09 pm (UTC)
Lol a quad of mine in college did this!
frklphace 26th-Apr-2011 10:31 pm (UTC)
in college my roommate and i had a condom bowl and it was always full. people used to knock on our door at 3 am and ask for condoms lol
eveluvden 26th-Apr-2011 10:38 pm (UTC)
Awesome!!
lexification03 26th-Apr-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
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edgeofelegance 26th-Apr-2011 09:38 pm (UTC)
I love this gif!
the judgmental pigeon lmao
atrum_silva 26th-Apr-2011 11:01 pm (UTC)
LOL
kiwitanga 26th-Apr-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)


Cheryl already knows this though
edgeofelegance 26th-Apr-2011 09:31 pm (UTC)
LOL
myxwill 26th-Apr-2011 09:33 pm (UTC)
omg she's so cute.
makemegood 26th-Apr-2011 11:05 pm (UTC)
lol
pistol_eyes 26th-Apr-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
If she had condoms in her house, that would just f–kin’ throw me off. That’s just tacky.

Whaaaaaa? Such a dumbass. I hope 2ne1 flops.



periodpains 26th-Apr-2011 09:38 pm (UTC)
Whaaaaaa? Such a dumbass. I hope 2ne1 flops

don't worry, they will
runandtelldat WAYLT26th-Apr-2011 09:49 pm (UTC)
:(
starsinshapes 26th-Apr-2011 10:18 pm (UTC)
hey, say what you want about this douche, but don't take it out on 2ne1.
microminiscrew 26th-Apr-2011 10:41 pm (UTC)
O_O no need to bring 2ne1 into this
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