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5:34 pm - 04/21/2011

The 13 most inane tweets Zooey Deschanel has ever tweeted

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Source: www.asylum.co.uk/2011/04/20/the-13-most-inane-tweets-zooey-deschanel-has-ever-tweeted/
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jinnycalderone 21st-Apr-2011 09:42 pm (UTC)
lol, those ARE really funny and cute.
lreservoirldogs 22nd-Apr-2011 07:35 am (UTC)
I imagined a 10 year old girl reading them out loud tbh. Still not cute.
parisdiorchanel 21st-Apr-2011 09:45 pm (UTC)
I think so too. She's so adorable. ilh.
expromqueen 21st-Apr-2011 10:46 pm (UTC)
i think so too :)
actrisse 21st-Apr-2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
If any normal person had tweeted these, they would be pointless and stupid.
dazedpuckbunny 22nd-Apr-2011 04:25 am (UTC)
I think they're cute as well. I like her twitter. :)
trop_fort 22nd-Apr-2011 05:39 am (UTC)
inane =/= funny, cute
pullmystrings 21st-Apr-2011 09:42 pm (UTC)
any news about peanut butter chocolate fudge cookies is not inane tbh
fortunaestcaeca 21st-Apr-2011 10:39 pm (UTC)
THIS
lastingchances 21st-Apr-2011 09:42 pm (UTC)
she's like an irl manic pixie dream girl
rhapsodeeinblue 21st-Apr-2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
mte
gangsterdorothy 21st-Apr-2011 10:12 pm (UTC)
loll mte
jesmy 21st-Apr-2011 09:42 pm (UTC)
She spoiled Top Chef for me like 3 times this season.
jinnycalderone 21st-Apr-2011 09:52 pm (UTC)
lol
ekrelly 21st-Apr-2011 09:53 pm (UTC)
i think it might be the sleep deprivation but this made me laugh
zipster 21st-Apr-2011 10:05 pm (UTC)
lmao
rancidstarr 21st-Apr-2011 10:44 pm (UTC)
lol
partypoison 21st-Apr-2011 09:43 pm (UTC)
She annoys me so much.
analytique 21st-Apr-2011 09:43 pm (UTC)
these are just like any other boring tweet/fb status from random basic people i know.
moddchicc 21st-Apr-2011 09:44 pm (UTC)
MTE.
_atticus_scout_ 21st-Apr-2011 09:44 pm (UTC)
mte
treatyoself 21st-Apr-2011 09:48 pm (UTC)
came here to say this.
arwens 21st-Apr-2011 09:48 pm (UTC)
ia
iamshal 21st-Apr-2011 09:51 pm (UTC)
Precisely.
saffronshire 21st-Apr-2011 09:57 pm (UTC)
Exactly.
hzuki 21st-Apr-2011 10:06 pm (UTC)
thought so too
JGL icon from 500 Days of Summer makes this a hilarious statement though
analytique 21st-Apr-2011 10:08 pm (UTC)
LOL i didn't realize this.
lillylilacs 21st-Apr-2011 10:06 pm (UTC)
MTE
forkmeup 21st-Apr-2011 10:08 pm (UTC)
ikr
nthnh 21st-Apr-2011 10:08 pm (UTC)
mte
vickileekx 21st-Apr-2011 10:16 pm (UTC)
yup
youbeboy 21st-Apr-2011 10:25 pm (UTC)
+1
dr0phack3r 21st-Apr-2011 10:37 pm (UTC)
yup
lauracoy 21st-Apr-2011 11:37 pm (UTC)
Right? Like is she meant to be quoting Keats? IDGI?
mightyalrighty 21st-Apr-2011 09:43 pm (UTC)
I keep trying to like her, but I can't.

though I do like some of her songs with She & Him
sashwizzled 21st-Apr-2011 10:21 pm (UTC)
I-I assume this guy's ass is pressed against something in your icon? Because looking at it, all I can see is a combination :-o/:-|/:-c face. Like his ass is simultaneously being shocked, deadpan and a little bit sad.
mightyalrighty 21st-Apr-2011 10:23 pm (UTC)
it's subliminal

no it's pressed against glass

or is it?
raikofu 21st-Apr-2011 11:26 pm (UTC)
I read this in Varric's voice and lol'd hard.
glambbydoll 21st-Apr-2011 09:44 pm (UTC)
Wut
wartimechocolat 21st-Apr-2011 09:44 pm (UTC)
WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS "IN DEFENSE OF MARRIAGE" BULLSHIT POLITICAL AD ON ONTD?

Shaking my fucking head.

surferxchris 21st-Apr-2011 09:45 pm (UTC)
wow. fail.
surferxchris 21st-Apr-2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
why would they even buy ad space on ontd, of all sites...
adnamay 21st-Apr-2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
Not acceptable.
myhipusername 21st-Apr-2011 10:18 pm (UTC)
omg your icon <3
behindthechalet 21st-Apr-2011 10:25 pm (UTC)
icon!
lanugi 21st-Apr-2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
Gotta get that paycheck for ONTD!
adamant_poetry 21st-Apr-2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
OMG
parisdiorchanel 21st-Apr-2011 09:47 pm (UTC)
Wow. smh.
hiisunshineee 21st-Apr-2011 09:48 pm (UTC)
puking
anna_karenina_x 21st-Apr-2011 09:48 pm (UTC)
The person doing her ad buys must be an idiot. Which kinda makes sense, acutally, since they are working for her...
analytique 21st-Apr-2011 09:48 pm (UTC)
ugh
smallaffair 21st-Apr-2011 09:48 pm (UTC)
WHAT THE FUCK

and right above a post about gay rights, hah.

Edited at 2011-04-21 09:49 pm (UTC)
rainbow_fish 21st-Apr-2011 09:49 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the adds are all fun and games until shit like this pops up, then I sideeye the fuck out of it
permanentrain 21st-Apr-2011 09:49 pm (UTC)
woooooooooooow. ontd needs to get rid of that bullshit
myrana 21st-Apr-2011 09:49 pm (UTC)
what. the. fuck.
vivisco 21st-Apr-2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
Damn.
trixielollipop 21st-Apr-2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
I posted this in another thread.

I am LIVID.

NOT ON MY FUCKING ONTD.
violue 21st-Apr-2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTF




this is even worse than when the scientology and ann coulter ads cropped up
andbetty 21st-Apr-2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
lol
jamimo 21st-Apr-2011 09:51 pm (UTC)
lol
nappyxheadedxho 21st-Apr-2011 09:51 pm (UTC)
bubble_monkey9 21st-Apr-2011 09:52 pm (UTC)
I'm glad I have adblock
jinnycalderone 21st-Apr-2011 09:52 pm (UTC)
wat, omg!!!! i love my adblock soo much, lol!!
forkmeup 21st-Apr-2011 09:54 pm (UTC)
Photobucket
trixielollipop For those of you with Adblock — 21st-Apr-2011 09:54 pm (UTC)

ekrelly 21st-Apr-2011 09:55 pm (UTC)
oh michele bachmann, kindly jump off a cliff.
silentxstrom 21st-Apr-2011 09:55 pm (UTC)
wtf? I saw that yesterday and thought it was a joke. good thing I didn't click it. I would have given those bitches 2 cents or whatever.
theratwhispers 21st-Apr-2011 09:56 pm (UTC)
i have been seeing those ads all over the place
hoot 21st-Apr-2011 09:56 pm (UTC)
...I think I'm going to stick around in this post to see if we get an explanation for this.
owly 21st-Apr-2011 09:57 pm (UTC)
bollyhood 21st-Apr-2011 10:02 pm (UTC)
thats disgusting, its had scientology ads since forever..
derezzed 21st-Apr-2011 10:03 pm (UTC)
who the fuck okayed this?
vehiclesshockme 21st-Apr-2011 10:07 pm (UTC)
What in the mother fuck? Are you kidding me right now?
deseti_prsten 21st-Apr-2011 10:12 pm (UTC)
gross, i am so glad that i have adblock.
j_o_n_n_o 21st-Apr-2011 10:13 pm (UTC)
inspirational :')
jellyday 21st-Apr-2011 10:14 pm (UTC)
On the bright side, her PAC wasted good money buying ad space that won't be getting them any signatures?
mlo_7 21st-Apr-2011 10:15 pm (UTC)
Photobucket
nyteflite 21st-Apr-2011 10:18 pm (UTC)
wow smh
hjalmartazar 21st-Apr-2011 10:24 pm (UTC)
Yeah. Yesterday I had a "defund Planned Parenthood!" banner. I was so pissed.
a_way_of_sin 21st-Apr-2011 10:26 pm (UTC)
numb_crystal 21st-Apr-2011 10:28 pm (UTC)
smh
bluetooth16 21st-Apr-2011 10:30 pm (UTC)
LMAO THEY'RE TROLLING ONTD!
so_patriarchal 21st-Apr-2011 10:32 pm (UTC)
this sucks and all, but isn't this because of google ads and not, like, ontd directly accepting money from anti-marriage orgs?

regardless, they need to block it, but i don't think anyone at ontd was like "why yes, i would love to run this bigoted ad!"

when i ran google ads on my blog i used to get shitty anti-abortion crap on there all the time, that's one of the reasons i cancelled it
365reasonswhy 21st-Apr-2011 10:36 pm (UTC)
It used to be the case that when you Googled LJ, "Tea Party" came up as one of the main search terms.

Are there are lot of tea party comms on LJ or something?
for_serious13 21st-Apr-2011 10:39 pm (UTC)
wow, what the fuck is this shit
sviibwhapp 21st-Apr-2011 10:42 pm (UTC)
Michele Bachmann is funny looking.
evett 21st-Apr-2011 10:46 pm (UTC)
lol
skeletwin 21st-Apr-2011 10:47 pm (UTC)
irl awkward chuckle
howlcosmiclove 21st-Apr-2011 11:02 pm (UTC)
lmfao wtf
catsnhats 21st-Apr-2011 11:11 pm (UTC)
trollbaiting tbh
owl_get_you 21st-Apr-2011 11:15 pm (UTC)
Screen capping, uploading to an outside host, and linking to it furthers getting her name out. By doing this, you've totally given them extra miles on their investment.

You've successfully given them free ad space.
jajikimbap 21st-Apr-2011 11:21 pm (UTC)
Michele Bachmann makes me want to hurt things!
bebe_cherie 22nd-Apr-2011 02:32 am (UTC)
omg ewwwww!!!!! i have not seen that yet, that is fucking messed up! oh HELL NAW ONTD!
lreservoirldogs 22nd-Apr-2011 07:37 am (UTC)
obviously they don't know who makes up a considerable amount of ontd. smh.
evancalous 21st-Apr-2011 09:44 pm (UTC)
That is pretty much how my entire Twitter account is
misspoes 21st-Apr-2011 09:45 pm (UTC)
I'd hit her.
bombfrostings 21st-Apr-2011 09:45 pm (UTC)
She is just perfect.
wyntersummer 22nd-Apr-2011 08:01 am (UTC)
Right though?
radname 21st-Apr-2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
emily is the better, and dare i say it, prettier deschanel sister.
365reasonswhy 21st-Apr-2011 10:52 pm (UTC)
Better actress too I think.
ginormouspotato obligatory as always — 21st-Apr-2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
greenscarrf Re: obligatory as always — 21st-Apr-2011 10:38 pm (UTC)
omg this is so spot-on
calderone9 Re: obligatory as always — 21st-Apr-2011 11:24 pm (UTC)
lol
efface Re: obligatory as always — 22nd-Apr-2011 08:03 pm (UTC)
This is pretty good, minus the lisp.
___showerscene Re: obligatory as always — 23rd-Apr-2011 05:23 pm (UTC)
lmfao
supernature_971 21st-Apr-2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
Wut ?
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