9:39 pm - 03/07/2006
Ted's Blind Vice
One Fellah-Flirting-in-Public Blind Vice?
It had to happen.
Toothy Tile, you're toast. You've been so damn taken with the breathless watching of whether or not you'd maybe, just maybe, decide to come outta the closet you thought you'd keep your fans (not to mention my readers) on the edge of their slippery seats forever. Think again.
'Cause, girlfriend, there's a new gay in town--meet Crisp Lisp. And he's way cooler. Actually new isn't quite the right word to describe C.L., but more on him in a sec.
Let's face it. T2 was going to be dethroned as King of the Closet one of these days. Everyone is bored, already. I mean, come out or stay in, it's your call. But the way Toothy prances about (lately), never really making any statements that give us something to chomp on, is just plain aggravating.
Yes, I am much more impressed by Crisp Lisp. On Oscar night, he attended one of the hottest-ticket bashes in this damn town. And he didn't go alone. He was with his date--a very nice, if shy, dude. The two made no secret that they were on a romantic outing. And by this fetching factoid, I don't mean to imply they were sucking face and groping each other. I mean, Tara Reid C.L. is not and never will be.
Rather, Crisp and his paramour just kinda chilled. Held hands. Whispered low. Gazed longingly into each other's bedroom eyes, blah-pre-poke-behavior
-blah. Sure, everyone knew what was going on and that this is pretty much C.L.'s first foray into serious gay-relationship territory.
I wanna wish C.L. luck. And even though Crisp has a detractor, or three, in this town (who friggin' doesn't?), well, who can hold a grudge against new love?
Oh, and if you think you've seen C.-hon at a lot of high-profile parties lately, you're right. You totally have.
And it ain't: Matt Dillon, Terence Howard, or Jonathan Rhys Myers
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Source: the Awful Truth
Umm no clue...was that Austin guy at the Vanity Fair party with Jake Gyllenhaal? Make Jake's not Toothy Tile but this guy since people seem convinced that he's gay...??
It had to happen.
Toothy Tile, you're toast. You've been so damn taken with the breathless watching of whether or not you'd maybe, just maybe, decide to come outta the closet you thought you'd keep your fans (not to mention my readers) on the edge of their slippery seats forever. Think again.
'Cause, girlfriend, there's a new gay in town--meet Crisp Lisp. And he's way cooler. Actually new isn't quite the right word to describe C.L., but more on him in a sec.
Let's face it. T2 was going to be dethroned as King of the Closet one of these days. Everyone is bored, already. I mean, come out or stay in, it's your call. But the way Toothy prances about (lately), never really making any statements that give us something to chomp on, is just plain aggravating.
Yes, I am much more impressed by Crisp Lisp. On Oscar night, he attended one of the hottest-ticket bashes in this damn town. And he didn't go alone. He was with his date--a very nice, if shy, dude. The two made no secret that they were on a romantic outing. And by this fetching factoid, I don't mean to imply they were sucking face and groping each other. I mean, Tara Reid C.L. is not and never will be.
Rather, Crisp and his paramour just kinda chilled. Held hands. Whispered low. Gazed longingly into each other's bedroom eyes, blah-pre-poke-behavior
-blah. Sure, everyone knew what was going on and that this is pretty much C.L.'s first foray into serious gay-relationship territory.
I wanna wish C.L. luck. And even though Crisp has a detractor, or three, in this town (who friggin' doesn't?), well, who can hold a grudge against new love?
Oh, and if you think you've seen C.-hon at a lot of high-profile parties lately, you're right. You totally have.
And it ain't: Matt Dillon, Terence Howard, or Jonathan Rhys Myers
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Source: the Awful Truth
Umm no clue...was that Austin guy at the Vanity Fair party with Jake Gyllenhaal? Make Jake's not Toothy Tile but this guy since people seem convinced that he's gay...??
And they will start in tuxes.....
Yes, very true. Incestuous homos are the best.
(or do i just hear that wrong)
I wish they'd all just come out and have done with it!! :D
But I really do think that smokey, dark-circled eyes are kind of bedroom eyes.
but without words, just looks.
AND he likes icecream. Dead end for yer there, Mur. We know about you and Wes....and Owen.....
The way he keeps calling him "C.L." - add a few letters and it's Clooney.
"Even though Crisp has a detractor, or three, in this town"... - High-profile liberal.
That being said, Ted is a wanker and all the money he might make off these columns should be given to starving orphans.
Not sure how the high-profile liberal ties in there. I took that clue to mean he had a lady friend, or three, to detract his interest in being and acting homosexual. In which case the clue still fits Clooney, he's got a lot of lady friends.
Reference to Good Night and Good Luck?