5:54 pm - 04/19/2011
The statistical wizards at OKCupid have once again analyzed the sexual mores of their users, and reached two vital conclusions: Twitter users masturbate more, and vegetarians are more likely to enjoy giving head.
Technically, the first result is that OKCupid users who use Twitter were more likely to report masturbating than OKCupid users who don't use Twitter.
But forget nuance—this is a good opportunity to turn "twitter" into a euphemism for masturbation! "I don't want to do my homework, I think I'll procrastinate and twitter instead," "He channels his narcissism into non-stop twittering," "She snuck away from the party to twitter in the bathroom," "Ashton Kutcher twitters all day long." This works because Twitter and masturbation are both things you do when you're bored.
As for the vegetarian factoid, choose your own terrible punchline: a) Semen is a great source of protein!; b) You never lose your taste for flesh; c) Something about "tossing salads."
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Twitter Users Masturbate More
The statistical wizards at OKCupid have once again analyzed the sexual mores of their users, and reached two vital conclusions: Twitter users masturbate more, and vegetarians are more likely to enjoy giving head.
Technically, the first result is that OKCupid users who use Twitter were more likely to report masturbating than OKCupid users who don't use Twitter.
But forget nuance—this is a good opportunity to turn "twitter" into a euphemism for masturbation! "I don't want to do my homework, I think I'll procrastinate and twitter instead," "He channels his narcissism into non-stop twittering," "She snuck away from the party to twitter in the bathroom," "Ashton Kutcher twitters all day long." This works because Twitter and masturbation are both things you do when you're bored.
As for the vegetarian factoid, choose your own terrible punchline: a) Semen is a great source of protein!; b) You never lose your taste for flesh; c) Something about "tossing salads."
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LET'S MASTURBATE TOGETHERI wonder what the results are for Tumblr.
my tumblr feed is mostly male models and softcore gay porn.
And not because my exboyfriend was a douchebag and was meeting girls from there and even slept with one bitch while he was stationed in another state for 3 months.
I've been lucky in the bf dept. in that they all enjoyed going downtown. But I feel like I'm in for a rude awakening at some point. :|
ohmygoodness
I told her to drop that shit RIGHT NOW.
which is odd
js.
I can't believe that Cosmo mag hasn't already published this.
Wait, their article would be "how to get guys to masturbate to your twitter account"