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Obnoxious Twins Must Stop Whining About Facebook, Court Rules

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A federal appeals court rejected Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss' demand for more Facebook money, adding that the spoiled Harvard twins should shut up already about how Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg stole their idea. The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruling gets pretty brutal at the end:

"The Winklevosses are not the first parties bested by a competitor who then seek to gain through litigation what they were unable to achieve in the marketplace. And the courts might have obliged, had the Winklevosses not settled their dispute and signed a release of all claims against Facebook. With the help of a team of lawyers and a financial advisor, they made a deal that appears quite favorable in light of recent market activity. For whatever reason, they now want to back out. Like the district court, we see no basis for allowing them to do so.

At some point, litigation must come to an end. That point has now been reached."

Ouch. And all the twins have left with which to console themselves are those $100 million in Facebook shares they got in their original settlement with the company. They've got to be the two saddest Aryan millionaire 29-year-old Olympian Harvard grads on the planet, right now.

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bad_situation 12th-Apr-2011 01:22 am (UTC)
Armie Hammer was SO hot in the movie my God.
secretivexhero 12th-Apr-2011 01:28 am (UTC)
i cant believe he played them. they must have been so flattered.
bad_situation 12th-Apr-2011 01:31 am (UTC)
right? He is a stunning IRL Disney prince for Christ's sake. They are just straight up gross.
dancedallnight 12th-Apr-2011 01:45 am (UTC)
LOL so true!
stellawuzadiver 12th-Apr-2011 10:58 am (UTC)
They should have been.
pursenality 12th-Apr-2011 02:30 am (UTC)
Lol, I was so heartbroken when I found out that he wasn't a twin. :(
forgethissmile 12th-Apr-2011 02:37 am (UTC)
I remember watching that movie going, "I did not know they MADE men like that in real life!"

He's been my eye candy obsession ever since. Hence the icon =)
la_sikka 12th-Apr-2011 02:48 am (UTC)
I KNOW, and that VOICE I WANT HIM TO TALK ME TO COMPLETION.
mightyalrighty 12th-Apr-2011 03:30 am (UTC)
GURL he was the only thing I paid attention to

I just wanted the twins to fill both holes, tbh
captchasucks 12th-Apr-2011 01:22 am (UTC)
ugh, TSN winklevoss twins are sooo much more dishy.
vehiclesshockme 12th-Apr-2011 01:23 am (UTC)
They do not look 29.
etoile_amore 12th-Apr-2011 01:23 am (UTC)
Obnoxious *FUG* twins.

Mhm.
captchasucks 12th-Apr-2011 01:24 am (UTC)
double the fugly
squirrelsarerad 12th-Apr-2011 01:25 am (UTC)
somehow, I just cant quite bring myself to feel bad for them.
sowhat_whocares 12th-Apr-2011 03:24 am (UTC)
nobody feels bad for them.
ultrasushi 12th-Apr-2011 01:26 am (UTC)
They are really not that ugly... Obnoxious yes, but I've seen uglier.
teaaet 12th-Apr-2011 01:52 am (UTC)
they are sitting side by side, reading ontd, crying and jerking off to your comment together rn jsyk
ohsookie 12th-Apr-2011 03:15 am (UTC)
It's because everyone automatically compares them to this:

forgethissmile 12th-Apr-2011 03:23 am (UTC)
Well anything (or anyone compared to him is sub-par).
silentsymphonie 12th-Apr-2011 01:27 am (UTC)
They've got to be the two saddest Aryan millionaire 29-year-old Olympian Harvard grads on the planet, right now

Nah, that award definitely goes to me.
wonderwomanhero 12th-Apr-2011 01:28 am (UTC)
Winkledouchebag Twins
katiefitch 12th-Apr-2011 01:28 am (UTC)
These guys should be grateful that the majority of the country believes them to look like Armie Hammer.
secretivexhero 12th-Apr-2011 01:30 am (UTC)
MTE lol
screwhim 12th-Apr-2011 01:40 am (UTC)
lmao iawtc
rlmoonyk 12th-Apr-2011 01:45 am (UTC)
loll
pursenality 12th-Apr-2011 02:26 am (UTC)
Lol, seriously. :D
nightcamedown 12th-Apr-2011 03:23 am (UTC)
LOL, that's so true. It's the greatest gift they could ever have been given.
flashnights 12th-Apr-2011 03:47 am (UTC)
lmao mfte

i actually recoiled when i first saw what they really look like
violet_crumble9 12th-Apr-2011 06:15 am (UTC)
i was so disappointed.
chaotic4life 12th-Apr-2011 08:53 am (UTC)
LOL! WIN!
aflaminghalo 12th-Apr-2011 01:35 am (UTC)
They creep me out so badly but I don't quite know why.

This made me lol lots though 10 Things the Media Either Gets Wrong or Doesn’t Know About the Winklevoss Twins by The Winklevoss Twins
squirrelsarerad 12th-Apr-2011 01:47 am (UTC)
They aren't looking for sympathy - only your understanding that everyone, no matter who they are or what they look like, should qualify for justice.

LOL
aflaminghalo 12th-Apr-2011 02:07 am (UTC)
I had to put my notebook down so I could give that one the lol'ing it deserved.
ohsookie 12th-Apr-2011 03:17 am (UTC)
DYING
sugarcrawler 12th-Apr-2011 02:28 am (UTC)
i loled at the title itself.
microminiscrew 12th-Apr-2011 07:31 am (UTC)
lol forever

know how to program-taught themselves html
jesus I cannot
If you clowns ~know how to program~ why didn't you do it yourselves?
clubland 12th-Apr-2011 01:35 am (UTC)
These guys look like such fools. Idiots.
overatedreality 12th-Apr-2011 01:36 am (UTC)
Armie Hammer > Winkleknobs.
chikntetrazzini 12th-Apr-2011 01:40 am (UTC)
When I tried to post this, it was rejected. Yay!
teaaet 12th-Apr-2011 01:40 am (UTC)
seriously so ugly they make zuckerberg look hot
magwildwood 12th-Apr-2011 02:46 am (UTC)
idk about that...
forgethissmile 12th-Apr-2011 03:26 am (UTC)
There's a whole lot of fug and chin going on in this picture.
microminiscrew 12th-Apr-2011 04:54 am (UTC)
hmmm I think I'd still take Zuckerberg. I've seen pics where he's not ~too terrible and doesn't quite look footy like them two. Plus billionaire genius douchebag > whiney waspy millionaire douchebags
so_patriarchal 12th-Apr-2011 03:54 pm (UTC)
the picture of mark zuckerburg's O HAI THAR face in that context made me laugh for like five minutes straight!
screwhim 12th-Apr-2011 01:41 am (UTC)
Blue bloods always looks so jacked.
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