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John Mayer -- Star's backstage demands range from Count Chocula to Krazy Glue

FEBRUARY 27--Pity the poor production slave who is tasked to handle the dressing room demands of John Mayer when the guitarist rolls into Arizona for his trio's April 1 appearance at the Tempe Music Festival. The backstage rider for Mayer, who is touring with bassist Pino Palladino and drummer Steve Jordan, includes a variety of items that we have not previously seen requested by other performers. Yes, the affable Mayer wants thinly sliced meat, soy milk, and an organic fruit bowl, according to the rider, an excerpt of which you'll find below.

But he also appears deeply committed to maintaining his oral hygiene and pleasant, toothy smile. Promoters must provide the 28-year-old musician with four "soft head" toothbrushes, a bottle of Listerine, two small tubes of mint-flavored toothpaste (Sensodyne or Tom's of Maine), and two packages of Altoids breath mints. Mayer also needs four organic lip balms and some Gold Bond powder. And how can you not love a guy who requires a copy of The New York Times and one box of a "Kids Brand Cereal" (either Cap'n Crunch, Count Chocula, Lucky Charms, Cookie Crisp, or Cinnamin Toast Crunch).

And as for those two tubes of Krazy Glue, don't draw the incorrect conclusion that some illicit huffing is occurring backstage. It's our guess that the young bluesman uses the sticky stuff to somehow mend fingers shredded on his Stratocaster.

Source.
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[info]g3k 28th-Feb-2006 02:27 pm (UTC)
Oh, geez. I might have to go to that, too.
[info]fakingsunshine 28th-Feb-2006 02:28 pm (UTC)
Real mean don't care about their teeth.
[info]fakingsunshine 28th-Feb-2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
men*

ARGH.
[info]boomstick 28th-Feb-2006 02:33 pm (UTC)
I don't understand why some stars make such insane demands. You're there for a day, do you really need eight and a half vases of white lillies, fourteen charcoal grey towels, and sixteen boxes of Lucky Charms?

I seriously think that some people just make insane demands to see how far the production managers will go to fulfill them.
[info]dulcinea12 28th-Feb-2006 02:42 pm (UTC)
I wholeheartedly agree.
[info]kimberleygrace 28th-Feb-2006 02:53 pm (UTC)
You should see Barenaked Ladies' rider, they are the most down to earth guys ever, no divas there! I love BNL lol
[info]boomstick 28th-Feb-2006 03:58 pm (UTC)
I'm not a fan of their music but I heard they're one of the best live bands you'll ever want to see.
[info]agreenbunny 28th-Feb-2006 03:49 pm (UTC)
Someone said on another site that they do it because it reflects on the ability of the staff to set everything up properly, and if they screw up the requests, they probably didn't set the stage right either, and they can blow out speakers and fry cables, stuff like that. I have no idea if that's true or not.
[info]thaiandahalf 28th-Feb-2006 02:34 pm (UTC)
i bet he just does this to get his weekly grocery and toiletry shopping out of the way
[info]anniexkillyou 28th-Feb-2006 03:03 pm (UTC)
lmao!
[info]unconventional 28th-Feb-2006 02:39 pm (UTC)
That's enough, John Mayer.
[info]katndhat33 28th-Feb-2006 02:40 pm (UTC)
You beat me to it :-)
[info]havesomecocoa Lucky Charms bitches!28th-Feb-2006 02:40 pm (UTC)
That doesnt sound too bad. Though he should have his own personal hygiene equipment if he's that into it.

[info]autoplastic 28th-Feb-2006 02:42 pm (UTC)
why don't they just buy things themselves? i would only ask for water, if anything.
[info]dkissam 28th-Feb-2006 03:00 pm (UTC)
This isn't very bad. It's like, if you are showing up somewhere for a business conference. Sure, you could've packed your own water, coffee, and danishes, but it's easier for venues to just make that part of the venue package. If this is really all Mayer asks for for himself and the folks who travel with him he's pretty low maintenance. You could get all of that stuff in any city and nobody would have to take the time to pick through and take out the brown M&Ms or anything.

...though he's kidding himself if he really thinks the fruit he gets is always organic. =)
[info]berrylicious877 28th-Feb-2006 03:21 pm (UTC)
I agree. It isn't as bad as some. And most of those things could be found in your local grocery store, if not any convenience store.

I don't remember who the brown M&M's band was that had the 100 page rider or whatever it was, but the reasoning was that if the venue couldn't be bothered to get the rider correct, how could the band trust that they would get the sound equipment set up correctly. Or something like that. Looking at it that way, I can sort of understand, but many stars to take it way too far.
[info]____bionic 28th-Feb-2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
why doesnt he carry around his own toiletries?
[info]isle_manhattan 28th-Feb-2006 02:54 pm (UTC)
He irks me.
[info]lareve 28th-Feb-2006 03:11 pm (UTC)
of course he needs all those toothbrushes & mouthwash & toothpaste when he eats all that sugary cereal. freakin' cap'n crunch is hell on your teeth.
[info]luvlorn 28th-Feb-2006 05:25 pm (UTC)
Count Chocula has roughly the same amount of sugar as adult cereals like Smart Start, and probably even less than all the new yogurt covered ones (I read labels like crazy).
[info]xica_s 28th-Feb-2006 06:04 pm (UTC)
Yes! I was in the grocery store one day trying to convince myself NOT to buy that sugar-filled deliciousness known as Oreo O's cereal (sans marshmallows) by picking up a box of Smart Start to compare. Taken point by point, I was better off eating the Oreo cereal when trying to cut out sugar and carbs and not by a small margin either.
[info]loveisink68 28th-Feb-2006 03:18 pm (UTC)
John Mayer has always looked terminally ill to me. Boy doesn't need Krazy Glue, he needs some fucking vitamins and a power nap.
[info]clepsydra_ 28th-Feb-2006 03:59 pm (UTC)
ROFL.
[info]loveisink68 28th-Feb-2006 05:48 pm (UTC)
Haha :p
[info]monsterrat 28th-Feb-2006 03:19 pm (UTC)
he's such a good sassy musician i forgive him for his "insane" demand for toothpaste and krazy glue.


i mean, you're SO right.
he's worse than mariah and jlo; bottles of cristal and all white furniture
[info]deliciouspunk 28th-Feb-2006 03:22 pm (UTC)
LMAO I read this rider yesterday and laughed my tail off. JM is one crazy bitch... but I still love him.
[info]promiscuousgirl 28th-Feb-2006 03:40 pm (UTC)
this is making me hungry for kid's cereal. count chocula or oreo-o's, preferably.
[info]oh_the_ironing 28th-Feb-2006 04:34 pm (UTC)
Fruity Pebbles, represent.
[info]angelstar3112 28th-Feb-2006 05:16 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA, icon!
[info]badxfaith 28th-Feb-2006 03:51 pm (UTC)
Is it just me or does that John Mayer Trio song just sound like a bunch of noise?
[info]clepsydra_ 28th-Feb-2006 04:00 pm (UTC)
it's not just you...sounds like that to me too.
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