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6:06 pm - 02/26/2006

DAVID BECKHAM IN "I'M STUPIDER THAN A SIX YEAR OLD LOL" SHOCKER!



LONDON (Reuters) - Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths homework leaves him baffled.

The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.

"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday. "It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."

Multi-millionaire Beckham, who has become regular tabloid fare because of his dress sense and hairstyles, said after failing in mathematics he offered to read a book with Brooklyn instead.

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[info]sweet_tiffany82 26th-Feb-2006 06:21 pm (UTC)
hhahahhahahha
[info]gouache 26th-Feb-2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
I'd understand if his kid was 13 or 14 in 8th or 9th grade.. but six years old? That's Kindergarden/first grade math. *_* What a tard.
[info]dawniky 26th-Feb-2006 06:50 pm (UTC)
Brooklyn's in Year 2 actually as he's seven next month (British school system. Not sure how he does it in Spain), but still.
[info]colette_2000 27th-Feb-2006 07:32 pm (UTC)
his school in Spain is English speaking and follows the English national curriculum, so i presume it has the same years.

if you're bothered.
[info]vivaciousend 26th-Feb-2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
ROFLES AND MAPLOL SYRUP
[info]merkin_muffley 26th-Feb-2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
Hello Shaun!
[info]havewantneed 26th-Feb-2006 10:14 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]stephmachine 26th-Feb-2006 10:55 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA cause I work at IHOP
[info]geanjenie 26th-Feb-2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
Please tell me a blogger put in Beckham saying "teached" at school.
[info]furry_footed 26th-Feb-2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
Nope. He actually said that in an interview.
[info]dimpled 26th-Feb-2006 06:31 pm (UTC)
Haha, I noticed that too.
Poor guy.
[info]static___radio 26th-Feb-2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
"It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."

HAHA "what i was teached"
[info]will_2001 26th-Feb-2006 10:49 pm (UTC)
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
[info]autophanous 26th-Feb-2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
Teached?
[info]merkin_muffley 26th-Feb-2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
"what I was teached"

lol, bless him.
[info]dimpled 26th-Feb-2006 06:31 pm (UTC)
ROFL!
[info]_ladymadonna 26th-Feb-2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
I wonder what he's smoking.
[info]dannong 26th-Feb-2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
More Beckham posts!! MORE MORE MORE
[info]merkin_muffley 26th-Feb-2006 06:48 pm (UTC)
iawtc
[info]knivey 26th-Feb-2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
Well, he is from Essex.
[info]planetcrush 27th-Feb-2006 05:13 am (UTC)
Oh God! Is he from Basildon?
[info]knivey 27th-Feb-2006 05:29 pm (UTC)
Chingford, I think.
[info]colette_2000 27th-Feb-2006 07:34 pm (UTC)
I feel like I should stand up for myself but it's impossible in a Beckham post.
[info]likewo 26th-Feb-2006 06:25 pm (UTC)
he's totally in mensa
[info]stephmachine 26th-Feb-2006 10:57 pm (UTC)
lmaonaise
[info]soviets 26th-Feb-2006 06:26 pm (UTC)
HAHA.

There is no excuse for saying "teached". Are you a member of society, David?
[info]dissention_1 26th-Feb-2006 06:26 pm (UTC)
He looks like Max Headroom in that photo. Yikes.
[info]pangea_tongue 26th-Feb-2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
Those cornrows are too tight for his brain to function properly.
[info]inthestill 26th-Feb-2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
Nothing like what they used to teached. Indeed.
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