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9:56 am - 03/09/2011

Queen of Pop Britney Spears for OUT Magazine.



There are few things our culture has come to relish more than fattening up a pop star on a greasy diet of hype and frenzied devotion, only to then turn around and eat her alive an album or two later. It’s become a national pastime we practice in the less savory corners of the Internet or while unloading our Aquafresh and baked Cheetos onto the check-out line conveyor belt.

Nobody knows this better than Britney Spears.


Ever since she snarled onto the scene in her Catholic school girl uniform in 1999, Spears has been the go-to girl whenever the world is looking for a punch line or a punching bag. At first it was "her music has no substance" or "she’s lip synching" and then there were the darker, more troubling episodes in her life to mine for material. But we have a confession to make: We love Britney.



We love her because she gives us the kind of pop music we demand for our workouts and woozy weekend nights, and because she has never tried to play the guitar or wandered off to make a country album. We love her because she’s a survivor, and for all of the shit that’s said about her, she still glides to the top of the charts whenever she releases an album. We love her because she has a "BS Alert" on her website to squash the almost daily rumors of new pregnancies, marriages, or demands to someday be cryogenically frozen. We love her because even the Super Bowl’s rabid, testosterone-drunk fans couldn’t keep her from being the top trending item on Twitter on the biggest sports Sunday of the year. We love her because she loves strawberry Frappuccinos and grits blanketed in Velveeta cheese. We love her because in 2010 she raked in more money than Lady Gaga even though her latest album, Circus, was already well over a year old. We love her because for all the pythons and pyrotechnics and red vinyl cat suits, she still feels like someone we could dish with about boys over a basket of bread sticks at the Olive Garden. We love her because she keeps us dancing, she keeps us guessing, and while the other famous former Mouseketeers have dried up, bombed out, or otherwise failed to keep our interest, Britney still has us coming back for more.

On the eve of the release of her seventh studio album, Femme Fatale, we fired Britney a slew of questions ranging from the candid to the ridiculous to find out a little bit more about the woman the world is mistakenly convinced it already has all figured out.



Where were you the first time you heard one of your songs on the radio?
I was in New Orleans, and I was so excited. It’s such a cool feeling to hear your own song play on the radio. I still have the same kind of excitement when I hear any of my songs today.

How did you spend the first big check you received?
On a bright white Mercedes convertible.

When was the first time you saw a Britney Spears drag queen?
In New Orleans singing "Slave 4 U." I almost died!

When you were starting out, whose career did you want to mold yours after?
Madonna. No question. She is an amazing entertainer. Besides Madonna, I also admire Sarah Jessica Parker’s career and her shoe collection.

Are there any of your songs that you wish you hadn’t recorded/you don’t really love?
No. All of my songs are f–ing amazing.



How is Femme Fatale different from your other albums?
I think Femme Fatale is my most upbeat and mature album yet.

Who are some of the stand out collaborators on Femme Fatale?
I collaborated with Will.I.Am. I am a huge fan of Black Eyed Peas, and I have always wanted to work with him. I also worked with a new up-and-coming artist from the L.A. area named Sabi. She raps on a song I love called "(Drop Dead) Beautiful."

Assuming reincarnation exists, in a previous life I think I was...
Audrey Hepburn, because she was a trend setter.

Assuming reincarnation exists, in my next life I’d life to be...
A bird, so I can fly.

My idea of hell is...
Being on a diet.

My idea of heaven is...
A trip with my kids.

If you hadn’t become a superstar, what career do you think you would have chosen?
I was in seventh grade and it was career day and I remember thinking that I wanted to be an entertainment lawyer. I always knew I would be in this business somehow. I think this path worked out way better.

What album do you consider life-changing?
Natalie Imbruglia’s Left of the Middle.

Which Disney princess do you relate to most and why?
It depends on the day.

What is the best advice you’ve gotten and who was it from?
My mom said when you have a bad day, eat ice cream. That’s the best advice.

What is the worst advice a record executive ever told you?
Someone once told me that the "…Baby One More Time" video should be me as a superhero fighting a giant robot monster.



What was the last nightmare you had?
That someone was chasing me.

How would you feel if one of your sons turned out to be gay?
I love my boys no matter what.

Do you listen to your contemporaries’ music?
Yes. I love Gaga and Rihanna. Rihanna’s "S & M" is awesome.

Which song from the last 10 years do you wish you had recorded?
Eminem and Rihanna’s “Love the Way You Lie.”

What is your ideal way to spend a Sunday?
Playing with my boys, getting some frozen yogurt, working out, and taking a nap.

What is the dumbest, most ridiculous rumor that has been printed about you?
That I was an alien.

What is the rumor that hurt the most?
That I had died in a car accident.

What women (living or dead) could make you think twice about your sexuality?
I only have eyes for men.

Who is your favorite Golden Girl?
Betty White, because she’s so sweet and innocent.

Do you have any phobias?
Flying, because I’m not in control.

The best part of being famous is...
Being able to reach people and hopefully make them happy.

The worst part of being famous is...
Giving up your privacy.

How does the thought of turning 30 later this year make you feel?
I’m excited to be out of my 20s.

How do you feel about plastic surgery?
When it’s time to pull and tuck, I’m sure I will consider it.

I first learned about sex...
When I was 12 years old. From my mom. I was confused and disgusted.

Kissing Madonna was...
Cool.

You’ve been married twice -- once for only 55 hours. How do you feel about gay marriage?
I think everyone should be treated equally.

Lady Gaga is...
Unique.

Christina Aguilera is...
Truly talented.

Britney Spears is...
ME!

Source

OUT's website has crashed due to the amount of Britney fans.
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meepstah I looove the pics. 9th-Mar-2011 04:13 pm (UTC)
meepstah Re: I looove the pics. 9th-Mar-2011 04:13 pm (UTC)
:D
everythngintime Re: I looove the pics. 9th-Mar-2011 04:22 pm (UTC)
The coloring in your icon is so perfectttttttttt!
cooconuts Re: I looove the pics. 9th-Mar-2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
BEAUTIFUL ICON
azulslave Re: I looove the pics. 9th-Mar-2011 04:18 pm (UTC)
D:
andthenwevomit Re: I looove the pics. 9th-Mar-2011 04:43 pm (UTC)
Your icon would have been so much better as FF's album cover!
zephyrkist Re: I looove the pics. 9th-Mar-2011 04:45 pm (UTC)
I wish they did her eye makeup better but bitch's body is bangin
reesespears 9th-Mar-2011 04:14 pm (UTC)
She looks beautiful and very "real" in these.
meepstah 9th-Mar-2011 04:14 pm (UTC)
Are there any of your songs that you wish you hadn’t recorded/you don’t really love?
No. All of my songs are f–ing amazing.

IAWTC but...

DLMBTLTK is awful tbqh
pullmystrings 9th-Mar-2011 04:15 pm (UTC)
is not
neversquare 9th-Mar-2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
aw that song was my shit when i was 12
kiss_incolors 9th-Mar-2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
whaaaat! I love that song.
cooconuts 9th-Mar-2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
Repent.
foxylov3r 9th-Mar-2011 04:18 pm (UTC)
WAT

NO

YOU ARE CRAY CRAY
reesespears 9th-Mar-2011 04:18 pm (UTC)
I love that song. It's a great vocal performance from her.
oh_beel 9th-Mar-2011 04:19 pm (UTC)
I love this song.
bedtimestories 9th-Mar-2011 04:20 pm (UTC)
aw. i love that one
fauxjoy 9th-Mar-2011 04:23 pm (UTC)
Not A Girl Not Yet A Woman tbqh.

And I thought she hated Sometimes.
everynights_ 9th-Mar-2011 04:56 pm (UTC)
She did say that during the Showtime taping of her Onyx Hotel Tour!
princess72385 9th-Mar-2011 06:38 pm (UTC)
I hate that song too. Especially NaGNYaW, it's my most hated and I don't even remember why because it's been so long since I could stand to listen to it.

I don't really like Sometimes either, of course it's probably due to the fact that I when I think of it I remember that girl scratching her crotch in the video and it makes me think of crabs.
spencoid 9th-Mar-2011 04:23 pm (UTC)
uhm...honestly one of my favorite Britney songs... Her voice is flawless.


that "PUHLeeeeeeaaasseee....."
screwhim 9th-Mar-2011 04:26 pm (UTC)
False. You're thinking of Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman.
zombieland 9th-Mar-2011 04:35 pm (UTC)
Why would you want to be deprived of the video? Even if you dislike the song, you have to admit the video for DLMBTLTK was simply gorgeous.

Btw, It's one of my favorite songs ever from Britney <3
lickety_split 9th-Mar-2011 04:44 pm (UTC)
My Baby is terrible.
andthenwevomit 9th-Mar-2011 04:45 pm (UTC)
It's her cover of "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" for me. I can't listen to it without getting second-hand embarrassment.
brenden 9th-Mar-2011 04:49 pm (UTC)
WHAT. That's like one of my favorite, tolerable slow songs of hers!
wigsnatcher 9th-Mar-2011 05:09 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry there are so many letters I can't figure out what that song is :o

oatmeal_monster 9th-Mar-2011 05:17 pm (UTC)
awww, i thought the song and music video were flawless back in its day. < 3
roguish 9th-Mar-2011 06:04 pm (UTC)
No way!
idropbeats 9th-Mar-2011 08:20 pm (UTC)
r u kidding that song is LOVE <3
secretly 9th-Mar-2011 09:20 pm (UTC)
aww i think its qt
h2ochick74 9th-Mar-2011 10:46 pm (UTC)
omg I love that song!
appeasing 9th-Mar-2011 11:04 pm (UTC)
Lol whaaaat, I love that song.

I really could have done without My Baby and E-mail My Heart lolol
floetcist 9th-Mar-2011 05:18 pm (UTC)
haha I remember that. They wanted her dancing on a vinyl record or something.
neversquare 9th-Mar-2011 04:15 pm (UTC)
~intimate interview~
soba_kasu 9th-Mar-2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
i feel like i didnt learn a thing about her
cooconuts 9th-Mar-2011 04:15 pm (UTC)
E R O T I C
pullmystrings 9th-Mar-2011 04:15 pm (UTC)
lol some of these answers are hilarious
neversquare 9th-Mar-2011 04:15 pm (UTC)
nice pics though, ive always loved her muscly legs
pullmystrings 9th-Mar-2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
are there only 2 pics? stupid website crashing
pullmystrings 9th-Mar-2011 04:18 pm (UTC)
ty bb. that last one, yowza
kewlkidv 9th-Mar-2011 04:37 pm (UTC)
do you go on hilaryfan by any chance?
morrbido 9th-Mar-2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
i love that second photo
jcdhwg 9th-Mar-2011 04:17 pm (UTC)
I'M DEAD. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
foxylov3r 9th-Mar-2011 04:18 pm (UTC)
AAAAH I JUST TRIED POSTING THIS

(but yours is better OP so imma forgive u :3)


anyways

oh em gee the interview<3333333333333333333333


the pics i love em all cept for the ones with the leotard she looks weird
nicky_nacker 9th-Mar-2011 04:18 pm (UTC)
I love the bikini photo but lol at the other 2....
neversquare 9th-Mar-2011 04:18 pm (UTC)
omg

morrbido 9th-Mar-2011 04:20 pm (UTC)
i love her legs
but the rest of her body doesn't look proportionate in this photo lol
fauxjoy 9th-Mar-2011 04:24 pm (UTC)
It's probably the angle. She's leaning away and legs are closer.
spencoid 9th-Mar-2011 04:36 pm (UTC)

Better
lambrina 9th-Mar-2011 04:21 pm (UTC)
<3
floptinabionic 9th-Mar-2011 04:22 pm (UTC)
Jason must have the BEST time fucking this woman
saann 9th-Mar-2011 04:31 pm (UTC)
hot tbh
micaelababe 20039th-Mar-2011 05:13 pm (UTC)
bent_ley 9th-Mar-2011 05:17 pm (UTC)
lol wtf this is so unflattering
itsalanisbitch 9th-Mar-2011 10:22 pm (UTC)
sucia!
hayzaaay 9th-Mar-2011 04:18 pm (UTC)
dead

dead

dead
bob80 9th-Mar-2011 04:49 pm (UTC)
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hayzaaay 9th-Mar-2011 04:59 pm (UTC)
lmao thank you
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