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2:06 pm - 03/02/2011

Charlie Sheen Offends The Warlocks

A coven of real-life warlocks are BOILING at Charlie Sheen -- claiming the actor's constant use of the W-word is disrespectful to the entire male-witch community ... TMZ has learned.



After Sheen declared himself a "Vatican assassin warlock" during a radio interview last week ... an actual, practicing warlock from Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon in Salem, Massachusetts told us he's "fuming" over the statement because it's a "blatant offense against our ways."

The warlock -- named Christian Day (pictured above) -- tells us he plans to take action against the actor ... not legal action -- but magical action.

Day explains, "I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen, not to harm him, but to simply prevent him from using this word in such a negative manner in the future."

Day continues, "If Mr. Sheen is open to it, our coven would be willing to perform a cleansing on both him, his home, and his career."

So far, no word if Charlie will accept the offer.


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[info]_sammie 2nd-Mar-2011 08:33 pm (UTC)
o
[info]livingsign 2nd-Mar-2011 08:36 pm (UTC)
is that the swimmer from muriel's wedding?!
[info]_sammie 2nd-Mar-2011 08:37 pm (UTC)
yup
[info]surferxchris 2nd-Mar-2011 08:33 pm (UTC)
This post has potential.
[info]lady_mercury 2nd-Mar-2011 08:33 pm (UTC)
[info]kirensauce 2nd-Mar-2011 09:58 pm (UTC)
is this after melissa leo's speech?
[info]lady_mercury 2nd-Mar-2011 09:59 pm (UTC)
yep.
[info]fraubluecher 3rd-Mar-2011 07:18 pm (UTC)
LOL I take everything back, Franco is the best Oscar host ever.
[info]zipster 2nd-Mar-2011 08:34 pm (UTC)
super cute eyeliner!
[info]_sammie 2nd-Mar-2011 08:34 pm (UTC)
he plans to take action against the actor ... not legal action -- but magical action.
[info]neonxstardust 2nd-Mar-2011 08:44 pm (UTC)
Amazing
[info]parisdiorchanel 2nd-Mar-2011 08:35 pm (UTC)
I'll tweet Piper to get together with her sisters and vanquish them.
[info]deceitful 2nd-Mar-2011 08:45 pm (UTC)
LOL
[info]sannao 2nd-Mar-2011 08:46 pm (UTC)
LMAO LMAO
[info]iamglory 2nd-Mar-2011 09:24 pm (UTC)
YAY FOR CHARMED!
[info]mcwicca 2nd-Mar-2011 10:09 pm (UTC)
I desperately wish to orb on a daily basis tbh.
[info]mcwicca 2nd-Mar-2011 10:08 pm (UTC)
Girl you know Phoebe would end up fucking him.
[info]youth_depraved 2nd-Mar-2011 08:35 pm (UTC)
[info]aleisha_xo 2nd-Mar-2011 11:46 pm (UTC)
lol watched this video today
"I SAW THE OUTLINE OF YOUR PUSSY"
[info]rhcp 2nd-Mar-2011 08:35 pm (UTC)
PARK YOUR NONSENSE
[info]yousaidlog 2nd-Mar-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
PREACH
[info]flashstruck 2nd-Mar-2011 08:35 pm (UTC)
What is a warlock exactly?
[info]lady_mercury 2nd-Mar-2011 08:35 pm (UTC)
A male witch.
[info]flashstruck 2nd-Mar-2011 08:36 pm (UTC)
So where do wizards fit in?
[info]zoram 3rd-Mar-2011 03:15 pm (UTC)
...is that Stalin?
[info]sihaya09 4th-Mar-2011 05:24 pm (UTC)
It's a term used by the Church to mean "oath breaker" in terms of "you have made a deal with the devil!" and was used to condemn anyone suspected of heresy or witchcraft.

It's a term used by Pagans to mean "oath breaker" in the sense of someone who sells out a fellow Pagan or joins a group with the intent to exploit it.

It's never used to mean "male witch" in any sort of serious context except by this fool, Christian Day.

-- actual Pagan here.
[info]devil_details 2nd-Mar-2011 08:35 pm (UTC)
[info]chibi 2nd-Mar-2011 08:36 pm (UTC)


DORKSIDED
[info]jesmy 2nd-Mar-2011 08:38 pm (UTC)
omg that lady! i loved when they kept showing her on the soup.
[info]roxiblu 2nd-Mar-2011 08:42 pm (UTC)
OMFG! ROFLLLLLLL
[info]it_has_been 2nd-Mar-2011 09:17 pm (UTC)
LMAO
[info]hierarchia 2nd-Mar-2011 09:18 pm (UTC)
lmfao never gets old
[info]publicfrenemy 2nd-Mar-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
perfect

keep winning
[info]pavonine 2nd-Mar-2011 11:54 pm (UTC)
EVERYTHING'S UNGODLY
[info]colubra 13th-May-2011 09:49 am (UTC)
You know, I always hear it as 'dwarksahded'. But I love that bit of Trading Spouses.
[info]fairyshooter 2nd-Mar-2011 08:36 pm (UTC)
Nice accurate drawing of a skull on your shirt warlock
[info]deceitful 2nd-Mar-2011 08:46 pm (UTC)
He probably robbed it off an old Goosebumps backpack.
[info]fairyshooter 2nd-Mar-2011 09:03 pm (UTC)
lmao
[info]iamglory 2nd-Mar-2011 09:25 pm (UTC)
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! It's soooo true!
[info]yousaidlog 2nd-Mar-2011 09:29 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha omg
[info]raunchyb 3rd-Mar-2011 06:27 am (UTC)
I'm embarrassed for how loudly I laughed at that. I woke up my bird.
[info]angeriex 2nd-Mar-2011 08:36 pm (UTC)
LOL I can't with this entire Charlie Sheen thing.
[info]amarettosours 2nd-Mar-2011 08:37 pm (UTC)
Well this is a hilarious addition to the whole saga. I approve.
[info]dynamitered 2nd-Mar-2011 08:40 pm (UTC)
ikr. You turn another corner in this saga and even more wacky shit falls in your lap.
[info]amarettosours 2nd-Mar-2011 08:45 pm (UTC)
and coming from nicholas cage, that's saying a lot.
[info]publicfrenemy 2nd-Mar-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
just when I was getting a little bored, the internet give me this.
[info]yssim999 2nd-Mar-2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
word!
[info]goldxlion 2nd-Mar-2011 08:37 pm (UTC)
SALEM??

IM GOING TO VISIT THESE MOTHER FUCKERS
[info]sarahconners12 2nd-Mar-2011 08:56 pm (UTC)
I think he works at Hex.
[info]g00dbye_bluesky 3rd-Mar-2011 05:56 am (UTC)
he is legitimately crazy. some of the witches here are so nice and normal...but this dude is batshit.
[info]tatum23 3rd-Mar-2011 09:41 pm (UTC)
As someone who lives and works in Salem, it's an awesome city. But all the witch stuff is super cheesy and not worth the trip.
[info]goldxlion 3rd-Mar-2011 10:54 pm (UTC)
Yeah if I wasnt always there I wouldnt make the trip, but since I go to school and work there and live one city over, I dont care
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