ONTD

12:05 am - 02/22/2011

Aziz Ansari: Looking for Work

One Main: ANY Nationality
Aziz Ansari is looking for some work and needs everyones help.

also discusses the whiteness of this year's movie awards nominees
"There couldn't have been a black kid checking his facebook?!"




Source

lmao, try calling the number he puts up...
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imonster 22nd-Feb-2011 05:10 am (UTC)
raaandy
xmint 22nd-Feb-2011 05:11 am (UTC)
not enough a's
ohheynow 22nd-Feb-2011 05:26 am (UTC)
EIGHT A'S.
sookehhh 22nd-Feb-2011 05:10 am (UTC)
Meh.
inflixion 22nd-Feb-2011 05:11 am (UTC)
I want to sit with him naked while I comb his body hair.
dolces 22nd-Feb-2011 05:12 am (UTC)
he's so cute omg he looks like a little kid
wishfulsinfulx 22nd-Feb-2011 06:34 am (UTC)
your icon is flawless
ecctv 22nd-Feb-2011 05:13 am (UTC)
I will give him 5 dollars to hold up an ONTD fan sign and give a thumbs up.

Bonus 10 dollars for proof Kanye has seen ONTD.

Your move, Mr. Ansari.
sirsalutation 22nd-Feb-2011 05:18 am (UTC)
I'll make this a life goal!
ecctv 22nd-Feb-2011 05:20 am (UTC)
I HAVE THE MONEY TO BACK IT UP

so_chic_doll 22nd-Feb-2011 05:35 am (UTC)
You can buy 3 footlongs with that kinda money!
xgirldc 22nd-Feb-2011 06:11 am (UTC)
this fucking rules.
mellie 22nd-Feb-2011 06:45 am (UTC)
I...just laughed so hard.
combat_pearl 22nd-Feb-2011 09:48 am (UTC)
lmao @ the cat bit
luvthatdrtywata 22nd-Feb-2011 02:36 pm (UTC)
bwahahahaha
bizarrre 22nd-Feb-2011 05:26 am (UTC)
Eh, I've met him, he's not that friendly irl.
immaevilkitten 22nd-Feb-2011 06:37 am (UTC)
I hope you don't mind me asking but are we going to have an ONTD Round-Up since we missed the one for yesterday?
oblika_farika 22nd-Feb-2011 05:13 am (UTC)
i want to be friends with aziz
la_sikka 22nd-Feb-2011 05:13 am (UTC)
but clell you've got blood on your hands!
yay_4_me 22nd-Feb-2011 05:15 am (UTC)
The shit with the trains slayed me.
raunchyb 22nd-Feb-2011 05:35 am (UTC)
Me too. Best part, IMO.
evett 22nd-Feb-2011 05:17 am (UTC)
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<3 him
vixenred24 22nd-Feb-2011 05:18 am (UTC)
for the longest time i was trying to figure out why he had the slightest hint of some type of blackness (I'M BLACK I GET TO SAY DAT SHIT BACK OFFFFFFFF) in his voice. he's from north carolina. maybe that's why?

not just me?
yeahwell_britt 22nd-Feb-2011 05:20 am (UTC)
i too am black, yet i don't hear any blackness in his voice.
sure he may speak ~street slang~ sometimes, but i don't think he sounds black. sounds like most of the indian dudes at my school, tbh.
vixenred24 22nd-Feb-2011 05:26 am (UTC)
hm. maybe it's just me. the way he says certain words. eh whatev.
stormydown 22nd-Feb-2011 05:20 am (UTC)
Hahaha I don't hear any "blackness" in his voice...
yeahwell_britt 22nd-Feb-2011 05:21 am (UTC)
also he's from south carolina.
bizarrre 22nd-Feb-2011 05:31 am (UTC)
idk, i kinda know what you mean. I think it's more just him using a lot of slang and he talks fast.
elijahislovely 22nd-Feb-2011 05:19 am (UTC)
He's a doll. I'd hire him if I was a power player in Hollywood, but I don't even have a regular job. :-/
jasmina12345 22nd-Feb-2011 05:20 am (UTC)
I'M TWEAKIN
I'M TWEAKIN
I'M TWEAKIN

I went to a little place called

COLD

STONE

CREAMERY.

yourlivewire 22nd-Feb-2011 05:54 am (UTC)
GET SOME ICE CREAM, PUT IT IN A CUP!
luvthatdrtywata 22nd-Feb-2011 02:39 pm (UTC)
like it, love it, GOTTA HAVE IT!
anesthetics 22nd-Feb-2011 05:21 am (UTC)
Please, can we fire him from life?
abcdlovelife 22nd-Feb-2011 05:42 am (UTC)
why though
anesthetics 22nd-Feb-2011 05:47 am (UTC)
You're right. I'm being too harsh. We should just fire him from tv.
roguewave3 22nd-Feb-2011 05:46 am (UTC)
Can we photoshop your life with better decisions?
dwightk_schrute 22nd-Feb-2011 05:22 am (UTC)
i_luv_popsicls 22nd-Feb-2011 05:23 am (UTC)
Best thing ever.
croutonochrist 22nd-Feb-2011 05:25 am (UTC)
Brilliant R&B singer/crazy person.
listenlouder 22nd-Feb-2011 05:33 am (UTC)
LA CAN I DO MY SHOOOOOOOOOOOW?!
formal_affair 22nd-Feb-2011 05:41 am (UTC)
omg that was amazing. laughed so hard.
cake 22nd-Feb-2011 06:10 am (UTC)
LOL!
theactualworst 22nd-Feb-2011 06:20 am (UTC)
WE MIGHT KILL YOU JASON!
HE TALKS LIKE R KELLY TALKS!

Fuckin' love it.

seasons_of_mist 22nd-Feb-2011 10:47 am (UTC)
WHOA! You are not gonna see shit like that at a Modest Mouse concert!
inflixion 22nd-Feb-2011 05:22 am (UTC)
I called. He should've said who to leave a message for or I wasn't paying attention.
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