1:44 pm - 02/12/2011

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Stalking Robert Pattinson


Jennifer Love Hewitt has a long, sordid history of scaring men away by forcing them down the aisle along with following the Jessica Simpson Guide to Eating Your Feel Feels. So, of course, she’s also an obsessed Twihard who spends her free time relentlessly pursuing Robert Pattinson, according to Access Hollywood:

“I love Edward,” Jennifer told Billy and his Access Hollywood Live co-host Kit Hoover, earlier this month. “I actually waited in line to take a picture with him after the very first premiere for like an hour and 15 minutes and as I got up to take my picture, they were like, ‘Rob are you tired?’ and he’s like, ‘Yes,’ and he left. And I was standing there like, ‘Are you kidding me?’ Forty women from Milwaukee got their photo, but not me.”

I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume, “Rob, are you tired,” is code for “Crazy in a wedding gown. Commence Sparklepants evac.” On that note, how oblivious to her own career does Jennifer Love Hewitt have to be to not realize she’s been reduced to standing in line to meet other celebrities. Shit, she’s telling people about it. Also, could you imagine how insane it would’ve been for Robert Pattinson if she actually made it up to him? After the knockout gas cleared, I mean.

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bananasnrum 12th-Feb-2011 08:44 pm (UTC)
She would.
tusiaczek87 12th-Feb-2011 09:58 pm (UTC)
lol that was my first thought
hahahey 12th-Feb-2011 08:45 pm (UTC)
She needs to reevaluate her life if she really stood there for over an hour for him. Dumbass.
tankmachine 12th-Feb-2011 08:47 pm (UTC)
yeah that sounds about right for her
fabouluz 12th-Feb-2011 08:47 pm (UTC)
Sad little rich girl.
claudsx 12th-Feb-2011 08:47 pm (UTC)
look at your life look at your choices
faiththerocker 12th-Feb-2011 08:47 pm (UTC)
rebeljean 12th-Feb-2011 09:23 pm (UTC)
faiththerocker 13th-Feb-2011 02:01 am (UTC)
i enjoy your icon :D
chrisgold 12th-Feb-2011 09:54 pm (UTC)
Cute! I loved that mustard shirt and Rob taking pics in the doorway. LOL>
jamimo 12th-Feb-2011 08:48 pm (UTC)
“I actually waited in line to take a picture with him after the very first premiere for like an hour and 15 minutes"

And the "I love edward" comment. Oh my god. I'm speechless. Is she always like this? ugh.
flowerssleeping 12th-Feb-2011 08:49 pm (UTC)
i actually heard a radio interview from rich cronin and he said that when he dated her she went and bought a promise ring and then it turns out she gave it to every guy she dated LOL
ellie_andrews 12th-Feb-2011 09:03 pm (UTC)
Oh my goodness.
jamimo 12th-Feb-2011 09:12 pm (UTC)
LOL. WHAT?! Oh poor thing.
for_serious13 13th-Feb-2011 01:38 am (UTC)
oh honey
chrisgold 12th-Feb-2011 09:05 pm (UTC)
flowerssleeping 12th-Feb-2011 08:48 pm (UTC)
not surprising.
scientist 12th-Feb-2011 08:48 pm (UTC)
lol her obsession with him is kinda pathetic. she's always talking about him in every interview.
edgeofelegance 12th-Feb-2011 08:48 pm (UTC)
sad but I can relate.
back when the first movie came out, I sneaked out of my room at midnight drove two hours and camped out for over 4 hours to meet Rob at Hot Topic.
I cried after I met him bc I'm an idiot.

I saw the movie, realized it was shit and that I was embarrassing myself.

nsyfials552 12th-Feb-2011 08:49 pm (UTC)
lmfao i love you for seeing the light
arwens 12th-Feb-2011 08:50 pm (UTC)
lol irl
lucifersam 12th-Feb-2011 08:53 pm (UTC)
kiwitanga 12th-Feb-2011 08:54 pm (UTC)
yeah, but you're not a 30 something has-been so it's ok
lalameanslove 12th-Feb-2011 08:56 pm (UTC)
edgeofelegance 12th-Feb-2011 09:07 pm (UTC)
don't get me wrong, he was sooo handsome in person!
bubble_monkey9 12th-Feb-2011 09:01 pm (UTC)
cleanburritos 12th-Feb-2011 09:02 pm (UTC)
I feel bad for laughing really hard at this comment
browniecakemix 12th-Feb-2011 09:09 pm (UTC)
I appreciate that you're self-aware
squishinator 12th-Feb-2011 09:12 pm (UTC)
don't lie, you only got embarrassed about it after you realized ontd hates him.
scientist 12th-Feb-2011 09:13 pm (UTC)
jealous of you tbh. he seems like a really sweet guy.
mermaid_tea 12th-Feb-2011 09:13 pm (UTC)
lol I love this comment
harpsi_fizz 12th-Feb-2011 09:31 pm (UTC)
Everyone has at least one shameful love/like/interest/obsession of the past.
I used to be a really hardcore Animu Weeaboo. I am not proud of that.
chrisgold 12th-Feb-2011 09:57 pm (UTC)
I actually find that story rather cute (unless you were like 30 or something).
tusiaczek87 12th-Feb-2011 10:00 pm (UTC)
sorry but i lol'd
parisdiorchanel 12th-Feb-2011 08:49 pm (UTC)
J Love, have some class and stalk someone who is actually attractive.
arwens 12th-Feb-2011 08:49 pm (UTC)
nsyfials552 12th-Feb-2011 08:49 pm (UTC)
‘Are you kidding me?’ Forty women from Milwaukee got their photo, but not me.”

kiwitanga 12th-Feb-2011 08:50 pm (UTC)
i'm not even wasting a gif on this ho.
marinade 12th-Feb-2011 08:51 pm (UTC)
She's got plenty of time these days, so why not?
missy_jess 12th-Feb-2011 08:56 pm (UTC)
Your Creed icon makes this comment perfect.

He'd totally endorse stalking.
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