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Worst Movie Roommates: 10 Characters We'd Never Want to Live With



When Leighton Meester meets her new college roommate Minka Kelly in the upcoming horror film 'The Roommate,' she'll unwittingly join an illustrious list of obnoxious, irritating, malicious, deceiving, dysfunctional, psychotic and murderous roommates throughout cinematic history.

We all have our share of stories involving an iffy roommate. (For instance, I once lived with a woman who moved my things around daily and cleaned the apartment, windows closed, with heavy-duty ammonia.) Yet we hope, for your sake, none have been as bad as our list of the worst roommates in movies -- especially number one.


10. Spike (Rhys Ifans) in 'Notting Hill' (1999)


With Hugh Grant in the leading-man role, you can pretty much guess the plot to this one: stammering, guffawing, romance, misunderstanding, hijinks, another misunderstanding, reconciliation. In this case, Grant is Will Thacker, a bookshop owner who falls in love with Anna Scott (Julia Roberts), an American movie star. As Spike, Will's bizarre, boorish and perpetually underdressed roommate, it's Ifans who alerts the press to the couple's whereabouts, but he also helps Will get back with Anna, so let's call it a draw.





9. Ed (Nick Frost) in 'Shaun of the Dead' (2004)
Like most zombie movies, Edgar Wright's breakthrough film about an invasion of the undead acts as a metaphor for the lives of the film's protagonists Shaun (Simon Pegg), Pete (Peter Serafinowicz) and Ed. While the former two at least attempt to lead productive lives, Ed deals weed, plays video games, forgets messages and crashes on Shaun and Pete's couch. All that, and he blows the trio's cover, inviting another zombie attack. There's always one.





8. Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley) in 'Showgirls' (1995)

Assailed as directionless and laughable upon its release, Paul Verhoeven's 1995 classic (in its own way) has been rejuvenated in recent years by devout fans all too willing to enjoy, and mock, nearly every aspect of the film. Yeah, she may work hard at night, but during the day, Nomi Malone spends her days eating potato chips, watching television and further developing her sociopathic personality. Oh, and a stripper who relocates to Vegas under an assumed name and lies about her past? Like that's realistic.





7. Jeff Slater (Bill Murray) in 'Tootsie' (1982)

Sydney Pollack's gender-bending 1982 comedy is best known for Dustin Hoffman's dual role as difficult, temperamental actor Michael Dorsey and soap opera star Dorothy Michaels. But lost in the drag scenes is the impetus for the pantyhose and wig: the desperate need for $8,000 to produce his roommate Jeff's play. While Hoffman's motivations to remain as Dorothy eventually surpass raising money for Jeff, it was the roommate that got him into the whole situation to begin with.





6. Angie Ostrowski (Amy Poehler) in 'Baby Mama' (2008)

When looking for a surrogate mother for your unborn child, it only makes sense -- for some reason -- that Kate Holbrook (Tina Fey) would pick the most obnoxious, juvenile person she could find. Enter Angie, whose prime qualifications for surrogacy appear to be the possession of a pulse and uterus, to be the Goofus to Kate's Gallant. Losing an intelligence battle with a fetus takes effort, but Angie somehow pulls it off.





5. Oscar Madison (Walter Matthau) in 'The Odd Couple' (1968)

More than 40 years after the release of Gene Saks' film (written by Neil Simon, based on his 1965 play of the same name), The name "Oscar Madison" has become synonymous with "rude, lazy, disgusting, selfish roommate." As the fastidious Felix Unger, Jack Lemmon stands as the perfect counterpoint to Oscar (Walter Matthau), proving what high school seniors who go to college together learn every year: Good friends don't always make good roommates.








4. Dewey Finn (Jack Black) in 'School of Rock' (2003)

We'll always be fans of Richard Linklater's tale of substitute teacher Dewey Finn's attempt to bring rock and roll into the lives of young and uptight prep-school kids, but do the ends justify the means? Fearful of getting kicked out by his roommate Ned (Mike White) for not paying rent or pursuing a job, Dewey hijacks a phone call from the prep school intended for Ned, whom he then impersonates in order to get the job. Not cool, dude.






3. Lara Holleran (Jessica Biel) in 'Rules of Attraction' (2002)

'Killing Zoe' director and Quentin Tarantino cohort Roger Avary took on Bret Easton Ellis's 1987 novel about three sexually promiscuous teenagers in college, a film the author called his favorite among four film adaptations of his work. While Lauren (Shannyn Sossamon), the innocent, self-conscious virgin trumpets abstinence above all, her roommate Lara snorts coke, has sex with the entire football team and ends up in bed with Sean (James Van Der Beek), Lauren's romantic conquest. Ah, college.





2. Tie: Brandon Shaw (John Dall) and Phillip Morgan (Farley Granger) in 'Rope' (1948)

"Nobody commits a murder just for the experiment of committing it. Nobody except us." Often erroneously referred to as Alfred Hitchcock's "single-take" film (the movie was, in fact, shot in 10 segments and carefully edited to look like one take), this underrated gem revolves around two roommates who murder a former classmate "for the sake of danger and for the sake of killing" and who then, naturally, throw a party with the corpse hidden in a wooden chest. Classic.





1. Hedra Carlson (Jennifer Jason Leigh) in 'Single White Female' (1992)

Is there even a close second? Director Barbet Schroeder had already explored the fragility of the mind with 'Barfly' and 'Reversal of Fortune,' but this 1992 thriller about an upwardly mobile yuppie (Bridget Fonda) and her psychotic roommate transcended escapism and became a national water-cooler event. When the person you live with mimics your look, assumes your identity to have sex with your boyfriend, and begins murdering your loved ones before coming after you, go for the studio apartment instead.




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cuteej4 3rd-Feb-2011 08:08 am (UTC)
Oh I don't know. I kind of found Spike endearing in a way. He was obviously frustrating and messy...

but still endearing.
justice_b 3rd-Feb-2011 08:21 am (UTC)
Ia
infinitycluster 3rd-Feb-2011 08:41 am (UTC)
Is it odd that I'm always happy to see you because you bring Johnny Greenwood with you?
davejohn 3rd-Feb-2011 09:12 am (UTC)
and he always speaks his mind...and even if vulgar he's some kind of right :D

Honey: William just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: You daft prick.
captchasucks 3rd-Feb-2011 07:09 pm (UTC)
I concur.

"there's something wrong with this yogurt."
"that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise."

AND HE KEEPS EATING IT. lol.
kimmy_kun 3rd-Feb-2011 08:09 am (UTC)
Single White Female. <3
teetersslow 3rd-Feb-2011 04:33 pm (UTC)
your icon is wonderful <3
cuteej4 3rd-Feb-2011 08:09 am (UTC)
Rules of Attraction was filmed in my home town literally 2 blocks away from me. They always use our school because it has an east coast look to it.

They were filming all those snow scenes in 105 degree weather. It was pretty cool to watch though
moddchicc 3rd-Feb-2011 08:21 am (UTC)
LOL, my parents attended and met at that college
cuteej4 3rd-Feb-2011 08:23 am (UTC)
Adorable! So many random (and not good) movies are filmed at the college but Rules of Attraction is basically the biggest one I can mention. Joy Ride filmed there for a few days...Slackers with Jason Segal...A Pepsi commercial with Cindi Crawford. Haha.
laurie_springs 3rd-Feb-2011 08:10 am (UTC)
I'd live with any character played by Bill Murray.
affliction 3rd-Feb-2011 08:11 am (UTC)
"unwittingly join an illustrious list of obnoxious, irritating, malicious, deceiving, dysfunctional, psychotic and murderous roommates throughout cinematic history."
inflixion 3rd-Feb-2011 08:12 am (UTC)
I would let Angie pee in my sink whenever she wanted.

Has anyone seen The Roommate yet? I kind of want to see it.
dedebee 3rd-Feb-2011 08:29 am (UTC)
Aside from the fact that it's a total ripoff of "Single White Female," IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING.
thesegoto11 3rd-Feb-2011 08:14 am (UTC)
aww.. aren't you sweet.
ogiraffe 3rd-Feb-2011 08:14 am (UTC)
mine too. fuck roommates man.
moddchicc 3rd-Feb-2011 08:16 am (UTC)
This was me last year. This year is the closest I've had to a ~perfect roommate sit.
accioanime 3rd-Feb-2011 08:19 am (UTC)
is it as bad as this guy's:

http://fuckmyroommate.tumblr.com/

nene718 3rd-Feb-2011 08:29 am (UTC)
Mine was last semester. Thank goodness that bitch left because she had no friends. I switched roommates for this semester before she left, but still... so much schadenfreude.
egosumopacis 3rd-Feb-2011 08:32 am (UTC)
God I hate my roommate. Or rather, my roommate's girlfriend who moved in. I actually love my roommate. I just wish he had the balls to break up with her. He constantly refers to how miserable he is and yet she's still fucking here.
evilfuckinbitch 3rd-Feb-2011 09:24 am (UTC)
jesus christ, IKR? mine is a fucking nightmare.

EDIT: I felt like elaborating. For starters the guy never shuts the fuck up. EVER. I'm not sure he even takes breaths. He starts telling you these stories about his day and/or life and they go on and on and on and on and if you get up and walk out of the room that doesn't even stop him. HE WILL FOLLOW YOU. After a while I was like "dude, I do not give any shits about what you are saying to me right now." I say this everytime and yet he continues to talk. The worst part is.... all of his stories are lies. he is a pathological liar. He just makes this shit up that doesn't even sound believable.

OH and he lived in L.A. for like 3 years while working and calls it "home" he spent his entire life in Ohio but a couple years in California and he is always complaining about being "homesick," and how cold it is here. HE CHECKS THE WEATHER IN LOS ANGELES EVERYDAY TO TELL US HOW WARM IT IS AT "HOME." While living in L.a. dude somehow managed to meet, and have a confrontation with every celebrity... ever. He got Ashton Kutcher kicked out of a bar, he hung out with the Kardashians, a buncha porn stars tried to fuck him (because according to him he has the biggest dick they've ever seen), Jessica Alba was a bitch to him and he cussed her out, oh and while we were watching Role Models one day he began telling us how he fucked that blonde chick in the movie. The one Stifler hooks up with.

oh and he's also an alcoholic so he smells like beer, is too affectionate, and fills 2 trashcans full of beercans everyday.

this is way longer than I expected......

Edited at 2011-02-03 09:34 am (UTC)
bbbitchface 3rd-Feb-2011 10:45 am (UTC)
i swear i'm doomed for life with roomates. my current one is such a lazy cunt. the other one MOVED OUT without telling me. the other one was scared of going out during the day and when we had mice she didn't leave her room for weeks, she'd actually order pizza every day. all of these never bothered to clean up after themselves and i had to do all the work on my own. ughhhh
cecilia_weasley 3rd-Feb-2011 11:01 am (UTC)
My friend's situation was so shit last year. Her roommate got this boyfriend and they do poppers together, and then they started dealing pot, but they made no money and instead their house was like a party house and my friend and her other friend were trying to study. UGH.

AFAIK those people are doing the same thing now but my friend moved out! :D
dorcasgailen 3rd-Feb-2011 02:33 pm (UTC)
My freshman year of college was so horrible because of my shit roommate. I try to block it out of my mind.

I did a study abroad a year after that experience and I freaked out when I learned that I was going to be assigned to live with people I did not know. However, everyone since the first horror story that I have lived with has thankfully worked out well.
ogiraffe 3rd-Feb-2011 08:12 am (UTC)


heads in the fridge, bullet holes in the walls, "drug busts", u kno u kno the usual.
de_throned 3rd-Feb-2011 08:33 am (UTC)
John loves him anyway
odd_fish_stick 3rd-Feb-2011 08:58 am (UTC)
WHAT SHOW IS THIS FROM
odontv 3rd-Feb-2011 09:06 am (UTC)
Sherlock. On the BBC.
combat_pearl 3rd-Feb-2011 09:09 am (UTC)
friedslippers 3rd-Feb-2011 08:13 am (UTC)
I forgot Bill Murray was in Tootsie. I should watch it again.
moddchicc 3rd-Feb-2011 08:14 am (UTC)
That is one NUTTY hospital
wrestlingdog 3rd-Feb-2011 09:31 am (UTC)
One of my favorite lines in movie history.
grammaire 3rd-Feb-2011 09:51 am (UTC)
Laughing just thinking about it tbh.
readyifyouare 3rd-Feb-2011 08:17 am (UTC)
IDK, my roommate is basically Spike and we have a great relationship.
affliction 3rd-Feb-2011 08:17 am (UTC)
"6. Angie Ostrowski (Amy Poehler) in 'Baby Mama' (2008)"

Um no. It would be amazing to live with that character.. We can play Rockband all night.
kimmy_kun 3rd-Feb-2011 08:17 am (UTC)
The Showgirls pool fucking gif can never be posted again. :(
eaglefan2011 3rd-Feb-2011 08:22 am (UTC)
omg :(
cuteej4 3rd-Feb-2011 08:24 am (UTC)
Unless it was a post about bad sex scenes...or Showgirls...
justice_b 3rd-Feb-2011 09:08 am (UTC)
Life has no meaning
ilouboutin 3rd-Feb-2011 08:17 am (UTC)
my college room-mate thought it was ok to keep tampons in for days.
i got a single sophomore year.
flickisabird 3rd-Feb-2011 08:23 am (UTC)
WAT.
That is the grossest thing, I can't.
dentellerouge 3rd-Feb-2011 08:24 am (UTC)
one time my roommate left a bloody pad sitting in the toilet. now that is wtf
cuteej4 3rd-Feb-2011 08:25 am (UTC)
She could have gotten toxic shock or kidney/bladder infections leading to kidney/bladder failure.

/Debbie Downer.
nicolesnitchie 3rd-Feb-2011 09:39 pm (UTC)
or toxic shock syndrome
metrictons 3rd-Feb-2011 08:32 am (UTC)
Even if it was ok y would anyone do that...

Ppl are so gross.
cyclesgladiator 3rd-Feb-2011 08:54 am (UTC)
omg that is worse than this murderous leighton situation imo
daijouboo 3rd-Feb-2011 12:57 pm (UTC)
One of my middle school roommates used to steal other girls' underwear, wear them while she had her period and then return them. She was one of the most terrifying people I have ever met.
dorcasgailen 3rd-Feb-2011 02:38 pm (UTC)
also wouldnt tampons reach their absorption limit after DAYS? That seems silly (on top of unhygienic,disturbing, and causing TSS)?
nowakingeye 3rd-Feb-2011 03:02 pm (UTC)
omg

didn't her vagina get... i don't know, infected or something? that ain't kosher
barquillos 3rd-Feb-2011 10:14 pm (UTC)
Ewww. My roommate goes without showering for 3+ days. I'm praying for a single next year.
oblivious_frog 3rd-Feb-2011 08:19 am (UTC)
LOl that clip of showgirls threw me off, I'm so used to the censored tv version with the fake poorly edited on bras.
Soo many boobs.
kimmy_kun 3rd-Feb-2011 08:20 am (UTC)
lol
lushlust 8th-Feb-2011 03:14 am (UTC)
I watched the censored version for years before finally putting myself through the original.
I am forever traumatized. Those digital bras are some of film's greatest creations.
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