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9:40 pm - 12/13/2010
Celebrity Breakups of 2010
These celebrities called it quits this year
Elin Nordgren and Tiger Woods -- his taste for white women could not be satisfied with just one Aryan
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker -- just because you're pretty don't mean you're good in bed
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James -- the curse ofmarrying trailer park trash with a porn star ex-wife winning the Best Actress Oscar
Courtney Cox and David Arquette -- it's amazing she put up with him for this long
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman -- not even marrying a guy who hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down could prevent everything she touches from flopping
Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus -- he had to act fast while Miley's still single
LeeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet -- proving once and for all to Christians that the answer to homosexuality isn't marriage
Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen -- shocking, because I really thought they'd last forever
Matt Lauer and Annette Lauer -- she decided to play a permanent version of the, "Where in the World is Matt Lauer" game
AnnaLynne McCord and Kellan Lutz -- they couldn't be in a relationship with a significant other who was best known for Twilight/90210
Shia Labeouf and Carey Mulligan -- because obnoxious as hell and boring as fuck makes an odd combination
Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy -- they both realized that only one person in a relationship should be batshit insane
Larry King and Shawn Southwick -- she thought for sure he'd be dead by now
Abbie Cornish and Ryan Phillippe -- There isn't a single person alive on this Earth who doesn't prefer you as Sebastian
Darius McCrary and Karrine Stephens -- Chris Brown called, he wants his schtick back
Thomas Jane and Patricia Arquette -- he thought he'd married Alexis
Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky -- people like to pretend to know who they are
Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend -- I no longer believe love exists
Penn Badgley and Blake Lively -- there's only so much douchey chest hair a gal can take
Halle Berry and Gabriel something -- apparently Halle did something awful in a previous life
Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood -- his attraction died once she became legal
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy -- This is what happens when you try to marry all of your fuck buddies
Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes -- your move, Leo
Madonna and Jesus Luz -- I really thought he was The One
Al and Tipper Gore -- when it comes to masseuses, only tipper if you get a happy ending
Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas -- because neither is into pussy
Jake Gylenhaal and Reese Witherspoon -- hey, cut the guy some slack. He wanted a song written about him
Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon -- God is punishing me for something
Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva -- crossing my fingers that someday they'll be reunited, OTP
Melissa and Tammy Etheride -- proving it's possible to have a real prick even in a lesbian marriage
Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter -- not even her husband having cancer could cure her constant bitchface
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens -- he found out about her nude pics
Elizabeth Hurley and Arun Nayar -- not even an elaborate and expensive Indian wedding could stop her from being a cunt
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush -- having a girlfriend with twice the ass and half the brains wasn't what he expected
Yo former couples, I'm really sad for you, I'ma let you break up, but Britney and Justin had the saddest breakup of all time.
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Elin Nordgren and Tiger Woods -- his taste for white women could not be satisfied with just one Aryan
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker -- just because you're pretty don't mean you're good in bed
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James -- the curse of
Courtney Cox and David Arquette -- it's amazing she put up with him for this long
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman -- not even marrying a guy who hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down could prevent everything she touches from flopping
Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus -- he had to act fast while Miley's still single
LeeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet -- proving once and for all to Christians that the answer to homosexuality isn't marriage
Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen -- shocking, because I really thought they'd last forever
Matt Lauer and Annette Lauer -- she decided to play a permanent version of the, "Where in the World is Matt Lauer" game
AnnaLynne McCord and Kellan Lutz -- they couldn't be in a relationship with a significant other who was best known for Twilight/90210
Shia Labeouf and Carey Mulligan -- because obnoxious as hell and boring as fuck makes an odd combination
Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy -- they both realized that only one person in a relationship should be batshit insane
Larry King and Shawn Southwick -- she thought for sure he'd be dead by now
Abbie Cornish and Ryan Phillippe -- There isn't a single person alive on this Earth who doesn't prefer you as Sebastian
Darius McCrary and Karrine Stephens -- Chris Brown called, he wants his schtick back
Thomas Jane and Patricia Arquette -- he thought he'd married Alexis
Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky -- people like to pretend to know who they are
Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend -- I no longer believe love exists
Penn Badgley and Blake Lively -- there's only so much douchey chest hair a gal can take
Halle Berry and Gabriel something -- apparently Halle did something awful in a previous life
Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood -- his attraction died once she became legal
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy -- This is what happens when you try to marry all of your fuck buddies
Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes -- your move, Leo
Madonna and Jesus Luz -- I really thought he was The One
Al and Tipper Gore -- when it comes to masseuses, only tipper if you get a happy ending
Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas -- because neither is into pussy
Jake Gylenhaal and Reese Witherspoon -- hey, cut the guy some slack. He wanted a song written about him
Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon -- God is punishing me for something
Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva -- crossing my fingers that someday they'll be reunited, OTP
Melissa and Tammy Etheride -- proving it's possible to have a real prick even in a lesbian marriage
Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter -- not even her husband having cancer could cure her constant bitchface
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens -- he found out about her nude pics
Elizabeth Hurley and Arun Nayar -- not even an elaborate and expensive Indian wedding could stop her from being a cunt
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush -- having a girlfriend with twice the ass and half the brains wasn't what he expected
Yo former couples, I'm really sad for you, I'ma let you break up, but Britney and Justin had the saddest breakup of all time.
Sauce 1
Deux
Tres
4
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Oh wait. No. She's not a celebrity.
Fuck you 2010!!!!!111
Again.
LET ME LIVE IN A HAPPY WORLD
But no, in all seriousness...if relationship is no longer enriching either party. Breakup is likely a good thing.
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Wait, Deb and Dexter broke up?
urs is flawless as fuq
Boo hoo. Get a life.
FALSE
LOL so true.
right now preferably