2:54 am - 11/29/2010

Kim Kardashian is Dead

Kim Kardashian lies in a coffin to help raise awareness about World AIDS Day and money for the Keep a Child Alive charity.

The 30-year-old reality star is just one of the many celebs participating in the Digital Life Sacrifice event, where stars will stop communicating via Twitter and Facebook until $1 million is donated.

“Kim sacrificed her digital life to give real life to millions of others affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India,” says the ad. “Visit BuyLife.org or text ‘KIM’ to ‘90999’ to buy her life now.”

“You’re always texting your friends,” says Alicia Keys, founder of Keep a Child Alive. “Now, you’re going to text to Buy Life.”

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pixiedivision 29th-Nov-2010 09:02 am (UTC)
moviestar 29th-Nov-2010 09:12 am (UTC)
rissa_rose 29th-Nov-2010 09:14 am (UTC)
EXACTLY what I said, out loud.
pixiedivision 29th-Nov-2010 09:27 am (UTC)
i don't wish death upon anybody but im so bored, so i got excited. and then i was like "oh". I thought this was going to be an epic post, turned out to be nothing.

gahh why won't a big scandal pop out.
mizzyoung 29th-Nov-2010 05:41 pm (UTC)
pretty much.
emmapcz 29th-Nov-2010 09:03 am (UTC)
i was like forrealyo
the_wolski 29th-Nov-2010 09:04 am (UTC)
mata_harii 29th-Nov-2010 09:11 am (UTC)
ben_superdetka 29th-Nov-2010 09:16 am (UTC)
lmao good one
swimbathedrown 1st-Dec-2010 03:26 am (UTC)
lovexemity 29th-Nov-2010 09:03 am (UTC)
forrealyo 29th-Nov-2010 09:04 am (UTC)
She's giving up twitter and facebook and stuff until people donate
veal 29th-Nov-2010 05:11 pm (UTC)
What's weird is, she was on the Today show today with her sisters and did not mention this AT ALL. They just plugged their shows and book.
lucky_latkes 29th-Nov-2010 09:04 am (UTC)
sounds like they took writing tips from chris brown's mom.
shanny_w 29th-Nov-2010 10:19 am (UTC)
She has a 2nd life account?
portmanteaux 29th-Nov-2010 09:03 am (UTC)
She looks plastic. Are we sure she was alive?
misstampax 29th-Nov-2010 10:47 am (UTC)
evilfuckinbitch 1st-Dec-2010 12:12 am (UTC)
it's true. her vital organs were crushed under the weight if her ass/ego years ago.
lucky_latkes 29th-Nov-2010 09:03 am (UTC)
i got so fucking confused because the picture didn't load and all i noticed was the title.
bestieverhad112 29th-Nov-2010 04:22 pm (UTC)
she can stay "dead" for all i care.
boobearbeth 29th-Nov-2010 07:05 pm (UTC)
haley 29th-Nov-2010 09:04 am (UTC)
the picture didn't load quick and all i saw was the title and i was like wat.
fuckyess 29th-Nov-2010 09:04 am (UTC)
rednailfile 29th-Nov-2010 02:44 pm (UTC)
menorahmajora 1st-Dec-2010 01:55 am (UTC)
omg this comment reminded me of this.

crazysuburban 29th-Nov-2010 09:04 am (UTC)
if only
homette 29th-Nov-2010 01:31 pm (UTC)
My first thoughts were "YES" but they were kind of quiet because I consciously knew how wrong that was. I tried to even deny to myself that I was happy about it all... but then I noticed my own small smile and happy eyes. I don't know anything about Kim, I have no idea why she's famous, but I guess I really hate her.

I'm going to go to hell, aren't I
squishinator 29th-Nov-2010 01:55 pm (UTC)

she is a kind sweet person.
the_wolski 29th-Nov-2010 09:05 am (UTC)
what a stupid ad campaign tho
rednailfile 29th-Nov-2010 02:46 pm (UTC)
right? there's other ~and better~ ways to do charity
xgirldc 29th-Nov-2010 09:05 am (UTC)
i dont understand this campaign at all.
theartistprince 29th-Nov-2010 09:11 am (UTC)
celebs are so self-absorbed they think we'll miss their mindless thoughts enough to donate money so they come back.

the charity is an awesome one, but come on now
musicpsych 29th-Nov-2010 09:37 am (UTC)
I'm kind of hoping they don't reach the target amount...
3waystoepica 29th-Nov-2010 01:55 pm (UTC)
They should have two different donation levels. One for people who want her back on the internet and the other for people who want her to stay off the internet forever. First one to reach the goal wins.
bob80 29th-Nov-2010 04:00 pm (UTC)
pretty much
milly 29th-Nov-2010 04:03 pm (UTC)
People just donated a shit load of money to have celebs tweet to them or follow them on twitter. Sadly, people will miss the mindless thoughts enough to donate money so they come back.

wannabe_caz 29th-Nov-2010 04:54 pm (UTC)
LOL I agree. But it's for a good cause, even though it's basically riding on the stars never ending growth of ego.

tbh, if my fav celeb stopped tweeting etc, I would've just gone back to what I did before all this digital life... WAIT TILL THEY HAVE A CONCERT/ALBUM RELEASED.
hemsworth 29th-Nov-2010 09:05 am (UTC)
cool story bro
lovexemity 29th-Nov-2010 09:06 am (UTC)
Hold up. "stars will stop communicating via Twitter and Facebook until $1 million is donated."

wonderwomanhero 29th-Nov-2010 09:06 am (UTC)
I can't make heads or tails of that...
theartistprince 29th-Nov-2010 09:08 am (UTC)
it's kind of insulting they think we'll miss their tweets enough to pay for them to come back.

I'm all for the charity and everything, but they need to get real.
bienenkiste 29th-Nov-2010 09:11 am (UTC)
lovexemity 29th-Nov-2010 09:11 am (UTC)
Seriously. Now a million to make them go away forever? That's a different story...
browniecakemix 29th-Nov-2010 09:17 am (UTC)
Truth? This'll probably work. I'm rolling my eyes, but I'll probably donate and I don't even follow any of these people, and there are countless people collectively who do follow them...
shanny_w 29th-Nov-2010 10:20 am (UTC)
Their tweets are mostly sponsored anyways.
theonlykow 29th-Nov-2010 10:35 am (UTC)
Seriously. Why not just use their millions of followers to ask for donations?
muzik_love 29th-Nov-2010 01:51 pm (UTC)
ya know, these kinds of charity things annoy the piss outta me. like...REALLY KimK?! REALLY!? why don't you get off your big fat ass and go PHYSICALLY help someone. and do it without a FUCKING reality show camera following you around.

sorry. she just irks the shit outta me. vain stupid broad.
wonderwomanhero 29th-Nov-2010 09:06 am (UTC)
Thought it was real and got excited...but then saw the picture...yeah...

I am so going to hell
electricsparks 29th-Nov-2010 09:20 am (UTC)
oh don't worry that was my exact thought process as well
euterpe_xx 29th-Nov-2010 10:33 am (UTC)

I was like "Ohhh I wonder how long it'll take them to make an E! special."
furor 29th-Nov-2010 11:18 am (UTC)
u are a worthless human being
theartistprince 29th-Nov-2010 09:06 am (UTC)
no open casket I've ever seen has had the body in that pose :\
wonderwomanhero 29th-Nov-2010 09:07 am (UTC)
LOL MTE. Someone call the funeral director/mortician/whoever preps the body
lovexemity 29th-Nov-2010 09:07 am (UTC)
LOL. Imagine if they did.
wonderwomanhero 29th-Nov-2010 09:09 am (UTC)
Don't tell He-Who-Is-A-Flaming-Homosexual-Who-Blogs-and-lies-and-makes-up-shit-who-must-not-be-named... AKA PH. He prob would believe this and then the papers the next day would...yeah. Reminds me of Jaleel White and Jaclyn Smith's death rumors, and they were both like "Yeah...no."
flowerssleeping 29th-Nov-2010 09:07 am (UTC)
i want them to make me have the macaulay culkin in home alone "ahhh" face in my casket.
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