11:08 am - 11/17/2010

The apocalypse is seriously fucking nigh: Twihard would take a bullet for the cast

"Has anyone else called Twilight their reason for existence ... and really meant it?" Meet Anita, 'Twilight's self-proclaimed biggest fan. She's one of many, actually, who've entered Moviefone's new contest searching for the biggest 'Twilight' fan and biggest Harry Potter fan. Anita hasn't won the contest ... yet, mind you (she'd need to walk away with the most amount of fan votes to do that), but based on the opinion of us background observers at Cinematical, this girl either totally deserves to win the contest or totally needs to get out of her house more. Or both.

Obviously for those of us who don't feel this way about 'Twilight' (or any movie franchise), it's hard to relate to someone who says they'd easily take a bullet for any member of the cast, any day of the week. As one fellow colleague put it after watching Anita's video: "I'm trying to remember if, as a teen, I ever wanted to take a bullet for the cast of 'Breakfast Club'... I don't think so...."

Anita does look like a sweet girl, though (is she doing her best Kristen Stewart impression, or does she really sound like that -- we can't tell?), and it's nice to see someone so unbelievably passionate about something at this young age. A little too passionate? Probably. Okay, definitely. But sometimes that's not necessarily a bad thing ... until Robert Pattinson finds the words "Be Mine" splattered across his car door in blood. Let's not go there just yet.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS, MOVIEFONE. SHE'S WEARING A WEDDING DRESS. I CAN'T. Here's one of the videos for the biggest HP fan contest--OK, yeah, this dude is scary too, but at least he's funny and appears to be mocking himself just the slightest bit. ...Right? Oh God, I hope the Mayans were right.
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maxadler 17th-Nov-2010 04:44 pm (UTC)
Even for Ashley Greene?
walterthewizard 17th-Nov-2010 04:59 pm (UTC)
Even for that guy who plays the fat Native American guy?
blrocks 17th-Nov-2010 05:18 pm (UTC)
Wasn't he in Free Willy? More relevant than all those other bitches, tbh.
loveackshuly 17th-Nov-2010 04:59 pm (UTC)
nsyfials552 17th-Nov-2010 07:29 pm (UTC)
duh, how could she live without her psychic abilities??
talklikelions 17th-Nov-2010 04:44 pm (UTC)

I mean I love Emma Watson, I've been a fan of hers from the very start- and that's half of my life- but uh, no. I wouldn't take a bullet for her. I just-

Twihards are creepy. I need a cigarette.
walterthewizard 17th-Nov-2010 05:24 pm (UTC)
Emma I just might do that for. I mean, not if I knew it meant certain death, but in a spontaneous situation where I saw a chance of protecting her...maybe. You can't know something like that in advance. Well, unless you happen to be a total loony.
lucifersam 17th-Nov-2010 04:44 pm (UTC)
teetersslow 17th-Nov-2010 04:45 pm (UTC)
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boe_moi 17th-Nov-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
LOL IKR. This was my reaction too.
gracie_nicole 17th-Nov-2010 05:30 pm (UTC)
I agree, Howard Moon.
______thatshott 17th-Nov-2010 04:45 pm (UTC)
So embarrassing. I hope whoever wins won't actually get to meet them because i'd fear for their lives.
morrbido 17th-Nov-2010 04:51 pm (UTC)
i fear for the lives of the actors if she does get to meet them
mend 17th-Nov-2010 04:45 pm (UTC)
tbh, she reminds me of twitchy crackheads
kimmy_kun 17th-Nov-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
Why did I think she'd be, like, 50?
la_petite_singe 17th-Nov-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
I don't blame you, Cas--there are a LOOOOT of Twimoms. It's terrifying.
whosoliver 17th-Nov-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
maxadler 17th-Nov-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
Omg this girl makes Lady Gaga's stalker look basic as fuck.
matchitehew 17th-Nov-2010 07:18 pm (UTC)
aleisha_xo 17th-Nov-2010 07:24 pm (UTC)
withoutyoursmil 17th-Nov-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
of COURSE she would. these people are fucked.
scientist 17th-Nov-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
lolll i don't even wanna watch. the second hand embarrassment will be too much.
honeyoil 17th-Nov-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
wirepatch 17th-Nov-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
Moviefone's new contest searching for the biggest 'Twilight' fan and biggest Harry Potter fan

why is 'twilight' in quote marks and HP isn't?


xvmorganalefayv 17th-Nov-2010 05:45 pm (UTC)
Cuz HP is literature and Twatlight is...Twatlight.


(Not what the elf, what the everloving fuck. But you figured that out, I'm sure. :P)
wirepatch 17th-Nov-2010 06:04 pm (UTC)
haha no i did read it as 'what the elf' and then i was all 'are there elves in twilight?'
angeldustsky 17th-Nov-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
That poor girl needs mental help. Where are her parents through all of this?
badcord 17th-Nov-2010 05:01 pm (UTC)
treegrowth 17th-Nov-2010 05:09 pm (UTC)
D: D: D:
is...is that pic real??!
ohkimosabe 17th-Nov-2010 04:48 pm (UTC)
Aww I feel bad, but as long as she's happy and doesn't care what anyone else thinks that's all that matters :)
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