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12:57 pm - 11/05/2010

Best X Factor winner Shayne Ward takes it off for Cosmo and would totally fuck a guy


Shayne Ward poses naked for charity
The X Factor winner has posed wearing just a few rumpled bed sheets for the December 2010 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. The hunk from Manchester posed to raise awareness of male cancer for Everyman. He is naked for a good cause. Well done Shayne. He may be doing this to raise awareness of male cancer but he has probably caused some dangerously high blood pressure in heat towers. Shayne’s new single Gotta Be Somebody is out on 7 November and his new album Obsession is out on 15 November. We could write some more about Shayne, but it will just distract you from looking at his picture, we wouldn't want to do that. I mean, just look at him.
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If Shayne Ward thinks that posing on the cover of a gay magazine in a wet T-shirt is going to in him some new fans, he’s absolutely correct. The X Factor winner and British pop star was not on my radar until I started seeing the cover of te new issue of UK’s Gay Times. I mean, how could you not notice that?

In the article inside, the straight and married Shayne talks about being mistaken for gay: ”I do get people who say ‘Yeah Shayne Ward’s gay’ but I don’t take offense. I’ve never had a problem with it. I have a lot of gay friends. I think it’s great. People look at me and say it because I look after myself. Even the missus as I was ironing my shirt this morning. She goes ‘You’re so gay!’ and I said ‘Wouldn’t you rather I was like this than be a slob?!’”
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toetappinbeat 5th-Nov-2010 05:21 pm (UTC)
Goddamn.
agoraphobicorgy 5th-Nov-2010 05:22 pm (UTC)
YES PLZ Minus the tattoo
tankmachine 5th-Nov-2010 05:22 pm (UTC)
the tattoos make him ever hotter imo
sexhair08 5th-Nov-2010 05:26 pm (UTC)
tattoos make anyone hotter imo.
thrillisgone_89 5th-Nov-2010 05:25 pm (UTC)
he's fine as fuck.
tankmachine 5th-Nov-2010 05:27 pm (UTC)
YES
FINALLY
cre8ive_license 5th-Nov-2010 05:27 pm (UTC)
doesn't everybody?
quikaero 5th-Nov-2010 05:27 pm (UTC)
UNF!
sexhair08 5th-Nov-2010 05:28 pm (UTC)
he kind of looks like the guy in your icon
dnfrommn 5th-Nov-2010 05:41 pm (UTC)
I'll miss Leo :(
mbrody 5th-Nov-2010 05:27 pm (UTC)
fatpeopleeatme 5th-Nov-2010 07:19 pm (UTC)
it looks like they're at hogwarts.
popfilth 5th-Nov-2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
omg *saves*
teetersslow 5th-Nov-2010 05:29 pm (UTC)
aw he sounds cute
wasn't sure about him before
bossmew 5th-Nov-2010 05:29 pm (UTC)
I understand ironing a shirt does constitute being a homosexual and not 'falling in love with someone of the same gender as you' or 'having hot sex off someone of your own gender'.

Yes ONTD, I am using SARCASM!
(It's super-effective!)
civilsavage 5th-Nov-2010 05:31 pm (UTC)
"...She goes ‘You’re so gay!’ and I said ‘Wouldn’t you rather I was like this than be a slob?!’”

that won me over. they sound like a fucking awesome couple.
elaxticluv 5th-Nov-2010 05:39 pm (UTC)
mte
tankmachine 5th-Nov-2010 05:43 pm (UTC)
it's implied
nick_xxx 5th-Nov-2010 06:11 pm (UTC)
I still dont get it. How does that imply that?
msclairvoyant 5th-Nov-2010 06:16 pm (UTC)
... Where?
jeru02 5th-Nov-2010 05:37 pm (UTC)
his wife is a bitchh
losviluppo 5th-Nov-2010 05:42 pm (UTC)
tbh I'd be a bitch too if my husband was this hot
leopard_legs 5th-Nov-2010 05:41 pm (UTC)
i feel like they are eternally trying to make him happen
they were always calling him "the British Justin Timberlake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and I remember thinking "really" and I was like 12
losviluppo 5th-Nov-2010 05:41 pm (UTC)
Daaaaayum
mikee414 5th-Nov-2010 05:44 pm (UTC)
WTF? I thought he was gay from the beginning.

Oh you damn UK blokes.
xxxquothxxx 5th-Nov-2010 05:51 pm (UTC)
lmao.
i've got a cousin and she's from america, and she came over here the other week to see the family and i introduced her to my guy friends.
she thought they were all gay lmao.
i was like, really? eh. guess they're just english
green__desire 5th-Nov-2010 05:53 pm (UTC)
we aren't used to straight guys being nice to us/not being totally douchey all the time.
psychicherz 5th-Nov-2010 07:19 pm (UTC)
That thing where British men like to imply that they are probably (somewhat) gay as a kind of self-deprecation is really a uniquely British feature, I have to say. It's quite amusing to me as an American living here, because guys come to chat you up and then try to tell you what utter chancers they are, and how irresponsible & hapless they all are (EVEN IF THEY'RE BRILLIANT OVERACHIEVERS) and suggesting they are just on the verge of being sacked and, yes, not terribly "manly" and perhaps a bit gay. But all of this via an array of implausible anecdotes told in florid, complicated language to show off how intelligent they in fact are. It's like mock humility is some kind of unofficial national sport, and by (pretending) to cut themselves down, they are in fact fiercely competing against their other guy friends for your attentions.

INSANE.

But, endlessly entertaining. When I go back to the U.S. and guys in clubs are like "hey, can I tell you about all the sports I play, my great job, and what car I drive?" I'm just like, Jesus, why don't you just tear your shirt off & beat your chest then. They just seem like such macho jackasses in comparison to me now, haha.
green__desire 5th-Nov-2010 05:52 pm (UTC)
WHY ARE BRITISH DUDES SO CONFUSING? Such borderline sneaky gay/straight just european. Like they all have 500 chick friends that they don't even fuck? That doesn't happen around here haha.
henryevil 5th-Nov-2010 05:46 pm (UTC)
I want his santorum stains on my bed sheets
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