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David Arquette -- The Tiniest Lap Dance Ever

David Arquette knows ... when it comes to a wild night out -- there's nothin' like a little lap dance.

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David was at "Beacher's Madhouse" on Saturday night to celebrate the birthdays of "90210" stars Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup.

Arquette hit the stage with a bottle of champagne ... where a little person with pasties made the newly-minted bachelor forget all his troubles.
 
[info]melanieriot 25th-Oct-2010 10:48 pm (UTC)
um...ok?
[info]brazenflight 25th-Oct-2010 10:50 pm (UTC)
Hmmmmmm
[info]sequined_bones 25th-Oct-2010 10:50 pm (UTC)
at first i thought i thought it was a child and was VERY confused
[info]gracefulstalker 25th-Oct-2010 10:56 pm (UTC)
oh jesus fuck I thought it was a child too. I didn't understand how it would be 'newsworthy' otherwise.
[info]carriehunt 25th-Oct-2010 10:51 pm (UTC)
he wants a baby in the street but a freak in the bed
[info]kaylapoo 25th-Oct-2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
oh the images this brings me :(
[info]jupaschoal 25th-Oct-2010 10:51 pm (UTC)
groce
[info]ljubavirakija 25th-Oct-2010 10:52 pm (UTC)
Nasty.

Never found him attractive
[info]chikntetrazzini 25th-Oct-2010 10:53 pm (UTC)
Working hard on saving that marriage, I see.
[info]marinade 25th-Oct-2010 10:54 pm (UTC)
Don't think you can come back from cheating on the Courtney.

Good try, though.
[info]sequined_bones 25th-Oct-2010 10:56 pm (UTC)
also, this obviously reminds me of tucker max
[info]lizzka 25th-Oct-2010 10:57 pm (UTC)
it kind of boggles my mind that in this day in age little people are still used like dolls/novelties.
[info]devolute 25th-Oct-2010 11:01 pm (UTC)
iawtc
[info]carol_rio 25th-Oct-2010 10:58 pm (UTC)
Oh
[info]takingthewalk 25th-Oct-2010 10:59 pm (UTC)
I love him. The Howard Stern interview made me so sad! I can't believe how honest he was and how heartbroken and totally lost he seemed. I hope they get back together.
[info]claudia_yvr 26th-Oct-2010 12:38 am (UTC)
I agree. Some people thought he sounded drunk, but he just struck me as being very emotional. It doesn't sound like Courtney wants to salvage the marriage, though. I'm sad for him and Coco.
[info]recognitions 26th-Oct-2010 02:03 am (UTC)
I can't understand why she wouldn't take him back.
[info]claudia_yvr 26th-Oct-2010 02:18 am (UTC)
In recent years she's become this botoxed wax figure. Seems to me the two of them should take a break from Hollywood, get away from outside pressures and focus on their marriage.
[info]recognitions 26th-Oct-2010 02:21 am (UTC)
You missed the irony in my comment, I think.
[info]claudia_yvr 26th-Oct-2010 02:24 am (UTC)
Yup, I did. After all, irony and sarcasm don't convey well online. Yeah, the man is acting like a bit of an idiot at the moment. Doesn't mean he's not hurting or that he's no longer worthy of her.
[info]tres_francais 25th-Oct-2010 10:59 pm (UTC)
Well well well...
[info]myourself 25th-Oct-2010 11:00 pm (UTC)
[info]spider_orchid 25th-Oct-2010 11:08 pm (UTC)
best movie EVER.
[info]kaylapoo 25th-Oct-2010 11:01 pm (UTC)
OH no i would've been TERRIFIED
[info]danceparties 25th-Oct-2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
he owns the place it was held at so i dont see whats horrible about him being there.
[info]splitsevenways 25th-Oct-2010 11:03 pm (UTC)
[info]spider_orchid 25th-Oct-2010 11:08 pm (UTC)
[info]bluesunsets 25th-Oct-2010 11:10 pm (UTC)
i still can't believe courteney and him have split up. :( he's irrelevant without her.
[info]recognitions 26th-Oct-2010 02:02 am (UTC)
i still can't believe courteney and him have split up

Did you read the post, jw
[info]redheaded_muse 25th-Oct-2010 11:20 pm (UTC)
OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PAGEANT CHILD OR SOMETHING. HOLY SHIT!!!

...really glad it's not. o.O
[info]lulufairybubble 26th-Oct-2010 12:16 am (UTC)
Zomg is that " Little Britney " ????
[info]foureyedgirl 26th-Oct-2010 01:20 am (UTC)
looks like it
[info]recognitions 26th-Oct-2010 02:03 am (UTC)
Embarrassing on so many levels.
[info]mercedeslove 26th-Oct-2010 03:58 am (UTC)
ew
[info]prophecypro 26th-Oct-2010 06:21 am (UTC)
What in the actual fuck?
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