6:45 pm - 10/25/2010
David Arquette -- The Tiniest Lap Dance Ever
David Arquette knows ... when it comes to a wild night out -- there's nothin' like a little lap dance.

David was at "Beacher's Madhouse" on Saturday night to celebrate the birthdays of "90210" stars Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup.
Arquette hit the stage with a bottle of champagne ... where a little person with pasties made the newly-minted bachelor forget all his troubles.

David was at "Beacher's Madhouse" on Saturday night to celebrate the birthdays of "90210" stars Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup.
Arquette hit the stage with a bottle of champagne ... where a little person with pasties made the newly-minted bachelor forget all his troubles.

Never found him attractive
Good try, though.
Did you read the post, jw
...really glad it's not. o.O