ONTD

Mask [info]hell_is_4_heros
6:59 pm - 01/24/2006

BAAAAAABY eater.

Let's play a very easy peasy game. Whose parasite incubator is this?

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That tattoo is gonna be nasty when the baby gets done with it.

They went on the plane this morning and came out the other end in London-town.
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[info]taylorbeauti 25th-Jan-2006 12:03 am (UTC)
probably will.
[info]ohdramatize 25th-Jan-2006 12:05 am (UTC)
yessss.
[info]do_that_trick 25th-Jan-2006 12:05 am (UTC)
me too.
[info]ahowar03 25th-Jan-2006 12:28 am (UTC)
HAHA! there goes the most beautiful woman title.
[info]k_mcdougall23 25th-Jan-2006 12:32 am (UTC)
I'm secretly hoping the same thing.
[info]modern_toilet 25th-Jan-2006 12:33 am (UTC)
me too!
[info]gatormade 25th-Jan-2006 12:44 am (UTC)
I hope it doesn't :P
[info]bunnicula38 25th-Jan-2006 01:21 am (UTC)
You know it!! Those words will be screaming.
[info]_x_smoochie 25th-Jan-2006 01:43 am (UTC)
as long as she doesn't get a stretchmark through her tattoo, when she loses all the pregnancy weight, her tattoo will also return to normal.
[info]subjectivism 25th-Jan-2006 01:46 am (UTC)
bitch
[info]pibby 25th-Jan-2006 01:54 am (UTC)
You're evil >:-)

I love it!
[info]laurenmarie 25th-Jan-2006 02:06 am (UTC)
ahaha.

for real.
[info]prdarkstar 25th-Jan-2006 02:11 am (UTC)
My, aren't you a lovely person.
[info]jenonthebeach 25th-Jan-2006 02:21 am (UTC)
i don't think she could ever look awful.
[info]dreamsbedreams 25th-Jan-2006 05:18 am (UTC)
agreed.

i don't think she's that good looking anyway, and really would like to stop hearing that she is.
[info]angeleyes8410 25th-Jan-2006 05:44 am (UTC)
Of course it will! But she'll just get it removed.
[info]pink_aster 25th-Jan-2006 05:46 am (UTC)
She'll probably be one of those women who just bounces right back after the birth. Unlike me, who wound up with what appears to be an elephant's b-hole for a belly button. Booooooooooooo.
[info]oohasparklie 25th-Jan-2006 06:50 am (UTC)
That's kind of sad.
[info]_amuseme 25th-Jan-2006 03:13 pm (UTC)
hope so too.
[info]lareve 25th-Jan-2006 04:06 pm (UTC)
yo, whitney at usatoday.com linked to ONTD, particularly this comment.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/popcandy/
"- Angelina Jolie's belly is stretching -- and, as Oh No They Didn't! reveals, so is her tattoo."

hahahaha
[info]steady_sequence 25th-Jan-2006 09:00 pm (UTC)
Even with a stretched out tattoo she'll still be gorgeous. =]

& Scarlett will always be gorgeous no matter what!
[info]dangerzone91 26th-Jan-2006 01:52 am (UTC)
considering how thin she is I think it would be impossible for her skin not to stretch to the max
[info]ariannajolie aha — 26th-Jan-2006 11:22 am (UTC)
you are a bunch of retards, it makes me sick to read what you think of Angelina...i dont care really but i am amazed of the level of stupidity of your comments...get a freaking life and live her alone...she has DONE NOTHING TO YOU WHATSOEVER, LEAVE HER ALONE!!

i wonder since when is the world so worry about MORALITY? give me a damn break here, what you need to do first is to get a freaking life and take care of it, before you judge someone else's life
[info]taylorbeauti 25th-Jan-2006 12:03 am (UTC)
what does that say?
[info]kimberry182 25th-Jan-2006 12:04 am (UTC)
what nurishes me
destroys me
[info]hell_is_4_heros 25th-Jan-2006 12:05 am (UTC)
In Latin.
[info]taylorbeauti 25th-Jan-2006 12:06 am (UTC)
thanks. and icon love.
[info]__o_rly 25th-Jan-2006 12:38 am (UTC)
That sounds like a pro-ana motto...
[info]rc 25th-Jan-2006 01:16 am (UTC)
A big fuck you to daddy, maybe?
[info]fmdjgirl 25th-Jan-2006 04:37 am (UTC)
That's funny to have on the spot where her baby is growing inside. Makes me think of the kid saying it to jolie. That I could see. The angelina/mommy that nourishes me destroys me....
[info]scarsandstrikes 25th-Jan-2006 12:05 am (UTC)
quod me nutruit me destruit or something
it means what nurtures me destroys me
[info]thefinalchariot 25th-Jan-2006 02:01 am (UTC)
Here come the pro ana people :(
[info]alwaysbanned 25th-Jan-2006 12:03 am (UTC)
want...to...kill...no...more...angelina...PLEASE FUCKING PLEASE JESUS HEBREW CHRIST.
[info]dogeatgod 25th-Jan-2006 12:03 am (UTC)
I clicked to read the comments on this and then realized there were none. It made me sad.

Lovely pics though!
[info]ohdramatize 25th-Jan-2006 12:05 am (UTC)
I hate it when that happens!
[info]venusflesh 25th-Jan-2006 05:54 am (UTC)
Your icon made me lol. haha.
[info]xshesaidx 25th-Jan-2006 12:03 am (UTC)
how cute.
[info]rubyfriday 25th-Jan-2006 12:04 am (UTC)
She still looks unbelievably hot pregnant.

And yah London!
[info]michellelby 25th-Jan-2006 12:13 am (UTC)
Yah London x 2!
[info]asadhappyending 25th-Jan-2006 12:04 am (UTC)
jolie... ugly stretched out tattoo... ha ha!
[info]supercrimen 25th-Jan-2006 12:04 am (UTC)
maddox > anything that comes out of there.
[info]filthyred 25th-Jan-2006 12:06 am (UTC)
srsly
[info]michellelby 25th-Jan-2006 12:09 am (UTC)
Iawtc
[info]delectatio 25th-Jan-2006 12:38 am (UTC)
rofl, icon!!!!
[info]face_transplant 25th-Jan-2006 01:59 am (UTC)
hahahaha.
i like how you referred to her vagina as "there".
or... maybe you mean stomach.
but i will just believe you meant vagina.
[info]xelestri 25th-Jan-2006 02:06 am (UTC)
Maddox is the shit.
[info]entelodont 25th-Jan-2006 04:21 am (UTC)
Even the placenta?
[info]dazedpuckbunny 25th-Jan-2006 06:58 am (UTC)
Mad kicks ass!
[info]ohdramatize 25th-Jan-2006 12:04 am (UTC)
Seeing London-town in that caption reminds me of 'Anchorman'.
"Oh Baxter, you are my little gentlemen, I want to take you to foggy London-town!"
[info]hannahcorlett 25th-Jan-2006 12:24 am (UTC)
this burrito is delicious but it is FILLING.
[info]rockinsocks 25th-Jan-2006 01:43 am (UTC)

Haha. So over my Christmas break, my brother said that ALL THE TIME. I was like wtf did you just watch the movie again or something? Haha. I loved it, though.
[info]curls 25th-Jan-2006 12:37 am (UTC)
Great Odin's Raven!!!

Heh.
[info]jenonthebeach 25th-Jan-2006 02:26 am (UTC)
I'm in a glass case of emotion!! >:-O
[info]dickieangenson 25th-Jan-2006 03:30 am (UTC)
oh gawd, I love that.
[info]londonaster 25th-Jan-2006 07:17 am (UTC)
It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
[info]sharronica 26th-Jan-2006 03:26 am (UTC)
That just made me giggle so much. Thanks.
[info]sinwithagrin 25th-Jan-2006 12:11 am (UTC)
you mean Katie's pillow, right?
[info]datenight 25th-Jan-2006 03:11 am (UTC)
The first thing I thought when I saw these was "I wish Katies skin would show so we would know for sure..." and then you beat me to it. :/
[info]dirtynessa 25th-Jan-2006 05:22 am (UTC)
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT!
[info]evil_kc 25th-Jan-2006 12:05 am (UTC)
I'll take Angelina for $500, Alex!
[info]pink_diva_xo 25th-Jan-2006 08:27 am (UTC)
hahaha ur icon
[info]pangea_tongue 25th-Jan-2006 12:05 am (UTC)
I'm convinced that because they never even make eye contact, let alone physical contact in public, that Brad and Angelina must have the craziest sex ever. They have irony sex.
[info]charmedkisses1 25th-Jan-2006 12:08 am (UTC)
LMAO
[info]alwaysbanned 25th-Jan-2006 12:08 am (UTC)
Thats totally the best kind though. Its like best friends who secretly want each other sex!
[info]pangea_tongue 25th-Jan-2006 12:11 am (UTC)
Totally. I'm getting sick of the constant Angelina/Brad posts, but...I'd kill for a sex tape to grace this community.
[info]michellelby 25th-Jan-2006 12:13 am (UTC)
I think you are right! LOL
[info]scarsandstrikes 25th-Jan-2006 12:44 am (UTC)
you get 500 points for that comment up to "...craziest sex ever"
you get 1000 more for the term "irony sex"
[info]space7cadet 25th-Jan-2006 01:03 am (UTC)
LOL. and your icon goes with your comment. bahahaha.
[info]friendsholic 25th-Jan-2006 01:15 am (UTC)
I have no doubt they have wild crazy sex. THey should make a tape :D

LOL at ur icon
[info]wrenscott 25th-Jan-2006 01:36 am (UTC)
It must be true! Who can forget the rumours that in Kenya they went at it so hard the hotel staff thought wild animals were attacking each other.
[info]helen_mucus 25th-Jan-2006 03:30 am (UTC)
haha, I agree totally. They can't face each other in daylight ;^)
[info]hawksvsdoves 25th-Jan-2006 04:21 am (UTC)
TEAM BRANGELINA SEX TAPE!
[info]privately 25th-Jan-2006 04:26 am (UTC)
lol
[info]thenewgoose 25th-Jan-2006 06:07 am (UTC)
Does anyone have the link to the lfo crazy sexual email thread? IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER!
[info]she_said_ew 25th-Jan-2006 08:20 am (UTC)
yesss. RESISTANCE MAKES ME HARDERRRRRR!
[info]motherginsberg 25th-Jan-2006 02:41 pm (UTC)
that was quite possibly the best usage of humor ive read on livejournal in weeks.

thank you.

::still laughing::
[info]motherginsberg 25th-Jan-2006 02:43 pm (UTC)
holy shit, pangea that was you? im saying you're the best commenter on here, hands down.
[info]louder 25th-Jan-2006 12:05 am (UTC)
Theyre so obnoxious to look at.
[info]mellowraspberry 25th-Jan-2006 04:48 am (UTC)
agreed, ugh
[info]lapalomita 25th-Jan-2006 04:03 pm (UTC)
Yessssss. And I don't understand why they continue to behave as if they don't know one another in public. The jig is up assholes.
[info]g_howlett 25th-Jan-2006 12:06 am (UTC)
That tattoo always seemed very pro-eating disorder to me. I'm sure I'm way off and it means something completely different, but just the message & placement makes me wonder.
[info]iron_skeleton 25th-Jan-2006 12:08 am (UTC)
its about acting.
[info]cherisheddreams 25th-Jan-2006 12:09 am (UTC)
its cuz all the pro eating disorder girls/communities use it.
[info]ilovethepolice 25th-Jan-2006 12:10 am (UTC)
WHAT NOURISHES ME ALSO DESTROYZ ME.

yeah. i think. she so fly...:(
[info]rockinsocks 25th-Jan-2006 01:46 am (UTC)

Haha your icon. I love it. :)
[info]pangea_tongue 25th-Jan-2006 12:12 am (UTC)
I'm sad that anyone can drag the phrase "what nourishes me also destroys me" down to such a pathetic level...
[info]alls261 25th-Jan-2006 01:11 am (UTC)
IAWTC. The fact that she placed it on her stomache does make me automatically think food

food>>>>>nourishment
[info]threemeninatub 25th-Jan-2006 01:51 am (UTC)
i tihnk it's her fetus talking.
[info]mylittlesteps 25th-Jan-2006 02:17 am (UTC)
i think it's probably metaphorical, along the lines of "what gives life also takes it away" or something
[info]lovablemess 25th-Jan-2006 02:34 am (UTC)
It didn't start out that way. The pro-ana movement made it that way.
[info]lisbonlovesjacq 25th-Jan-2006 02:43 am (UTC)
eh it's been around forever.. ana girls just took it and bastardized it.
[info]dickieangenson 25th-Jan-2006 03:32 am (UTC)
Its latin for Bill Cosby's phrase: "I brought you into this world, I can take you out."
[info]oneintheyarbles 25th-Jan-2006 12:06 am (UTC)
her tattoo may stretch and become a big ugly blob, but she'll still be hotter than everyone else on the planet. damn her.
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