11:50 am - 10/15/2010
Kanye West + Mobile Phone ÷ Common sense = PEEN!
Kanye West reportedly snapped pictures of his penis and sent them to multiple women--who are now shopping the photos around to various media outlets, according to Radaronline.com:
RadarOnline.com has seen the two images - both of which leave little to the imagination.
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RadarOnline.com has seen the two images - both of which leave little to the imagination.
One image shows a nude Kanye from the chest up, wearing sunglasses and a gold chain, while the second photo shows the singer's genitals provocatively exposed from his boxer briefs.
Radar has not published the photos, maybe because a deal is still being negotiated. A source told the website that the pics have surfaced because Kanye "hit so many girls up on MySpace."
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has also recently had alleged self-snapped penis pics come back to haunt him.
These pictures need to surface IMMEDIATELY!
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and if you really need to send nude photos of yourself, at least crop your face out
ON A HIGH RED ROOF DON GATO SAT
HE WENT THERE TO READ A LETTER,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
WHERE THE READING LIGHT WAS BETTER,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
'TWAS A LOVE NOTE FOR DON GATO
I ADORE YOU WROTE THE LADY CAT
WHO WAS FLUFFY, WHITE AND NICE AND FAT
THERE WAS NOT A SWEETER KITTY,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
IN THE COUNTRY OR THE CITY,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
AND SHE SAID SHE'D WED DON GATO
OH, DON GATO JUMPED SO HAPPILY
HE FELL OFF THE ROOF AND BROKE HIS KNEE
BROKE HIS RIBS AND ALL HIS WHISKERS,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
AND HIS LITTLE SOLAR PLEXUS,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
AY CARAMBA CRIED DON GATO
THEN THE DOCTORS ALL CAME ON THE RUN
JUST TO SEE IF SOMETHING COULD BE DONE
AND THEY HELD A CONSULTATION,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
ABOUT HOW TO SAVE THEIR PATIENT,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
HOW TO SAVE SENOR DON GATO
BUT IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING THEY TRIED
POOR SENOR DON GATO UP AND DIED
AND IT WASN'T VERY MERRY,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
GOING TO THE CEMETERY,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
FOR THE ENDING OF DON GATO
WHEN THE FUNERAL PASSED THE MARKET SQUARE
SUCH A SMELL OF FISH WAS IN THE AIR
THOUGH HIS BURIAL WAS SLATED,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
HE BECAME REANIMATED,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
HE CAME BACK TO LIFE, DON GATO
WTF
YOU KNOW YOU'D CLICK