ONTD

7:53 am - 10/12/2010

Someone Finally Streaked in Front of President Obama for $1 Million

It took almost two whole months for someone to take up British billionaire Alki David on his offer of $1 million for the first person to streak in front of President Obama with the name of David's website, Battlecam.com, written across his or her body, while shouting "Battlecam.com!" six times. (This is how billionaires spend their money, after the yachts and women lose their entertainment value.) Considering the many public appearances that Obama makes, and the general lack of shame among many in the American populace, two months is a surprisingly long time.

But the wait is over, thanks to 24-year-old Juan Rodriguez, who stripped naked at Obama's Philadelphia rally yesterday. He was assisted by two dudes from The Howard Stern Show, who filmed it. And David appears ready to uphold his end of the bargain, once the video confirms that Rodriguez fulfilled all the requirements. "This is the first time anybody has attempted it," he told the Daily News."I still don't know if he was successful. If he has done it, I'll pay him in cash."

So really, everybody wins here. Once he's released from jail, Rodriguez will be a rich man. David's Battlecam.com, where live webcam feeds are voted on by viewers, will get publicity in major news outlets around the world and on Daily Intel. The only person who seems to have lost out in the endeavor is this woman, who was so disgusted by the sight of Rodriguez's naked body that she needed a hat, sunglasses, and two hands to shield it from her peripheral vision.

 
 
I'm not going to lie. I'd probably do a lot of things for $1 million dollars. What about you, ONTD?
 

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henryevil 12th-Oct-2010 12:56 pm (UTC)
Omg that woman is killing me
floetcist 12th-Oct-2010 12:57 pm (UTC)
so perfect
getoutofmyhair 12th-Oct-2010 12:57 pm (UTC)
Haha ikr?
nullteiler 12th-Oct-2010 01:14 pm (UTC)
She just totally made my day!
coldasicecream 12th-Oct-2010 01:20 pm (UTC)
LOOOL MTE
karinette001 12th-Oct-2010 01:27 pm (UTC)
lolololol
demented_21 12th-Oct-2010 01:27 pm (UTC)
I am loling irl
peacetrains 12th-Oct-2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
hahaha omg i didn't notice her at first
frknrica 12th-Oct-2010 01:40 pm (UTC)
That's what I came here to say!
uptowntrend 12th-Oct-2010 01:44 pm (UTC)
lmao, she looks like my aunt
combat_pearl 12th-Oct-2010 02:59 pm (UTC)
Lol
stabby_mcgee 12th-Oct-2010 05:50 pm (UTC)
she is awesome!
upisdown_x 12th-Oct-2010 12:57 pm (UTC)
Oh I would totally do that. I have no money and nowhere will hire me and I have a whole load of crap to buy.
freemywilly 12th-Oct-2010 02:41 pm (UTC)
Same here.
stabby_mcgee 12th-Oct-2010 05:48 pm (UTC)
im in the same boat so i probably would do it too.
newjackswinger 12th-Oct-2010 12:57 pm (UTC)
If I had known about this, I absolutely would have done it. 1 million dollars buys a lot more than just bail money.
pearkiwi 12th-Oct-2010 10:23 pm (UTC)
Mte.
slyjester99 12th-Oct-2010 12:58 pm (UTC)
it looks like the cop is supporting his stomach and the lady is trying to push it away.... or maybe that is my sleep deprived mind O_o?
xstellargrl 12th-Oct-2010 05:41 pm (UTC)
The cop is covering up his penis with a 'Vote 2010' sign.
squishinator 12th-Oct-2010 12:59 pm (UTC)
rofl.


i think i might have done this... a million dollars would solve a lot of my problems.


i'd do a lot of things for $1M. Most things short of murder.
bash18 12th-Oct-2010 01:01 pm (UTC)
Oh, but would you murder for a million and 1 dollars?
squishinator 12th-Oct-2010 01:05 pm (UTC)
no lol i wouldnt murder at all.


most other things i think i could get down with. no torturing or hurting animals either.
everythingonit 12th-Oct-2010 01:19 pm (UTC)
Could I get away with it?

If yes, then yes, if no then... hmmm
glenngunnerzero 12th-Oct-2010 02:26 pm (UTC)
Soldiers do it every day for less. They get benefits and other stuff but let's not lie here, pass all the peace shit politicians talk about with the military that's what they're ultimately doing.
merylkixazz 12th-Oct-2010 12:59 pm (UTC)
Is the cop covering his junk with a vote sign? Lol.
floetcist 12th-Oct-2010 01:01 pm (UTC)
brilliant tbh
floetcist 12th-Oct-2010 01:00 pm (UTC)
No, I'd be too ashamed. Black people already have enough shinagens to deal with on TV.
floetcist 12th-Oct-2010 01:01 pm (UTC)
*shenanigans
toetappinbeat 12th-Oct-2010 01:01 pm (UTC)
LOL THAT WOMAN'S REACTION IS PRICELESS.
squishinator 12th-Oct-2010 01:07 pm (UTC)
are you a never nude?
do you wear jean shorts in the shower?

fineprnt 13th-Oct-2010 06:37 am (UTC)
A. Plus.
reesespears 12th-Oct-2010 01:01 pm (UTC)
I had no clue about this. I would have done it, I have tuition and a car to pay for. I'm kinda disappointed that I didn't know about this.
fffireburns 12th-Oct-2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
ikr!
joshtin4lyfe 12th-Oct-2010 02:39 pm (UTC)
lol that's how I feel too
la_cienega 12th-Oct-2010 05:04 pm (UTC)
same :(
xstellargrl 12th-Oct-2010 05:43 pm (UTC)
I hope they do another one and properly advertise it this time.

Cause, sh*t. I'm down.
brazenflight 12th-Oct-2010 06:09 pm (UTC)
Me too, I would've done it without the aid of the Howard Stern show.
hp_chloe 12th-Oct-2010 01:01 pm (UTC)
LMFAO that woman.
bash18 12th-Oct-2010 01:03 pm (UTC)
Three things:

1. This reminded me to vote in the midterm elections
2. That police officer knows he wants all of that
3. That lady reminds me of Michael Jackson's mom
mollyj1993 12th-Oct-2010 03:44 pm (UTC)
your icon is enjoying the streaker.
kateekates127 12th-Oct-2010 01:05 pm (UTC)
i would do a lot of things but i would NOT lick a toilet seat like someone did on TFLN.
squishinator 12th-Oct-2010 01:08 pm (UTC)
for a million dollars?

i'd lick it for like an hour and i'd like it for a million dollars.
floetcist 12th-Oct-2010 01:10 pm (UTC)
lol
kateekates127 12th-Oct-2010 01:12 pm (UTC)
no, the dumbass did it for $14.

the whole idea just makes me want to vomit. maybe if it were in bloomingdale's or something but idk idk.

Edited at 2010-10-12 01:12 pm (UTC)
purpleplague 12th-Oct-2010 05:14 pm (UTC)
lmao

I would do pretty much anything for a million dollars. idgaf.
brazenflight 12th-Oct-2010 06:10 pm (UTC)
Its just a toilet seat, its most likely going to taste like cleaning supplies, if anything...

Then again I eat ass and pussy so idk
whatwouldwasdo 13th-Oct-2010 03:26 am (UTC)
i spent at least 2 hours catching up with TFLN earlier. that site is my crack
runningwild 12th-Oct-2010 01:08 pm (UTC)
OMG I used to watch Alki David make prank calls on Justin.tv all the time! He is awesome.
celtic_thistle 12th-Oct-2010 04:44 pm (UTC)
SAME SAME. I'm super anxious about our Senate race in CO; it's neck-and-neck and the Republican is a sexist-as-fuck Teabagger. I'm making calls for our Democrat this Sunday. Ughhh so nervous.
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