8:54 pm - 09/25/2010

Chris Brown's Lover XPoses him

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Miss Chris Brown has got secrets. His Gay Lover who we will just call “Jordan” hit H8terade Radio up before going to any of the other Lesser blogs. Jordan, who is an aspiring rapper, claims that he was the one who sent text messages to Chris Brown during the fateful night. Though during our initial he won’t tell us what was going on sexually (who was on top who was on bottom) he did state it wasn’t really romantic. They just wanted to get off sexually. Often times involving another girl, some times just them. The shocker was that he seemed very much anti-gay, typical DL nonsense. So ladies, make sure yo niggaz aint getting they cakes smashed by some nigga, or hell even by some woman. Before we believed him he was force to supply us with evidence. He sent numerous pictures of he and Chris including clips from the “Kiss, Kiss” video, in which he WAS an extra. When asked, jokingly, how much was CB packing he said, “(giggles) oh it’s big.”

- says repeatedly that he and Chris are not gay (he has two kids and "Chris likes the bitches")
- says Chris isn't the type to beat up girls
- he thought it was shitty of Rihanna to go on 20/20
- he doesn't want to be famous, is keeping his identity secret because he wants to be a rapper
- wishes Rihanna the best of luck, hasn't spoken to Chris in two years

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xxtaste_of_ink 26th-Sep-2010 02:04 am (UTC)
I saw him at my school's gym last week.

sharemygrief 26th-Sep-2010 02:06 am (UTC)
xxtaste_of_ink 26th-Sep-2010 02:07 am (UTC)
my_drama_only 26th-Sep-2010 02:04 am (UTC)
lol I kept picturing Urkel
x_ap0488x 26th-Sep-2010 02:10 am (UTC)
hopefully the stefan version and not the dorky one.
my_drama_only 26th-Sep-2010 02:21 am (UTC)
Oh it was the Urkel version. Kept seeing his face when I played the youtube vid.
rencode 26th-Sep-2010 02:05 am (UTC)
nicolaroberts 26th-Sep-2010 02:05 am (UTC)
says repeatedly that he and Chris are not gay (he has two kids and "Chris likes the bitches")

lol ok
marlondew 26th-Sep-2010 02:22 am (UTC)
Lol, I know.
flowerssleeping 26th-Sep-2010 02:05 am (UTC)
uh ok
lucky_latkes 26th-Sep-2010 02:05 am (UTC)
paging nerdfresh...
xlovexlessxtyx 26th-Sep-2010 02:08 am (UTC)
A+ - She is going to flip OUT
vivisexion 26th-Sep-2010 02:11 am (UTC)
ikr? i can't wait til she shows up
morant_bay 26th-Sep-2010 02:38 am (UTC)
i always thought nerdfresh was a guy...
scarletfbl 26th-Sep-2010 01:58 pm (UTC)
IKR? I did too, before I knew they were a Chris Brown stan. It seems like all the hardcore stans here on ONTD are gay men.
nerdfresh 26th-Sep-2010 06:56 pm (UTC)
sorry. i was out living my real life outside of the interwebz unlike op and all the pressed bitter whales in this post
sharemygrief 26th-Sep-2010 02:06 am (UTC)
emptypostcard 26th-Sep-2010 02:06 am (UTC)
jstew OSNAP
hollymarchosias 26th-Sep-2010 02:06 am (UTC)
(waits for nerdfresh)
sharemygrief 26th-Sep-2010 02:06 am (UTC)
yeah, she's gonna tell me i'm pressed bald etc
filmfreakfranco 26th-Sep-2010 02:20 am (UTC)
probably true
dynamitered 26th-Sep-2010 02:44 am (UTC)
scarletfbl 26th-Sep-2010 02:00 pm (UTC)
LOL, I wouldn't be surprised. How typical, and unoriginal of her.
nerdfresh 26th-Sep-2010 06:54 pm (UTC)
but like
you are though
making, searching a postin any cb news you can get your hand on
so sad
sparklebunnies 26th-Sep-2010 02:19 am (UTC)
Me too.
*popcorn gif*
lovebats 26th-Sep-2010 02:06 am (UTC)
manufactured gay publicity is better than no publicity
supernature_971 26th-Sep-2010 02:06 am (UTC)
Waiting for nerdfresh.
nerdfresh 26th-Sep-2010 06:55 pm (UTC)
i'm sorry to disappoint. i've been out living my REAL life outside of the interwebz unlike all these pressed bitter whales
lucky_latkes 26th-Sep-2010 02:06 am (UTC)
- he doesn't want to be famous, is keeping his identity secret because he wants to be a rapper

starsinshapes 26th-Sep-2010 05:18 am (UTC)
Ikr. I'm going to question any new rapper than comes out (no pun intended).
brucelynn 26th-Sep-2010 02:06 am (UTC)

Just because.....Come out the closet already Key!
sorrycharly 26th-Sep-2010 04:17 am (UTC)
The person in your icon is way more important than this post =]
melonfucka 26th-Sep-2010 05:18 am (UTC)
lmao A+
mac7u3 26th-Sep-2010 02:14 am (UTC)
LOL classic
dss1984 26th-Sep-2010 02:38 am (UTC)
matthewgoodband 26th-Sep-2010 03:09 am (UTC)
brb dying rn
elijahislovely WIN26th-Sep-2010 03:13 am (UTC)
I love this so much; it'll never NOT be funny!
surferxchris 26th-Sep-2010 09:00 am (UTC)
lucky_latkes 26th-Sep-2010 02:08 am (UTC)
i didn't know adam levine had an lj account. ;)
xxtaste_of_ink 26th-Sep-2010 02:07 am (UTC)

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nuclearsex 26th-Sep-2010 02:08 am (UTC)
cantlogoff 26th-Sep-2010 02:18 am (UTC)
lol, this will never not be funny
baby_c15 26th-Sep-2010 02:32 am (UTC)
LMAO! That's awesome, A++, bb, A++.
porifera_robert 26th-Sep-2010 02:49 am (UTC)
saving rn
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