11:41 am - 09/17/2010
Snooki Wants to Date a Businessman
Moving away from the "juiceheads" of her past, everyone's favorite Jersey Shore guidette is snookin' for love with a very specific kind of man.
Snooki tells E!'s Daily Ten:
The past luck that I’ve had with these gorillas isn’t amazing. It’s not a fairy tale. I want a fairy tale and I feel if I can get a fairy tale with anybody, it would be like a successful businessman and his last name needs to end in a vowel.
Exes Jeff Miranda and Emilio Masella have the vowel-ending surnames going for them, but both fell short on the 'happily ever after front,' what with Emilio cheating on Snook and gimmicky Jeff proposing on the cover of Steppin Out magazine.
At least Snooki is raking in the dough while she waits for her Prince Charming-o!
ONTD, who should Snooki date?
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Snooki tells E!'s Daily Ten:
The past luck that I’ve had with these gorillas isn’t amazing. It’s not a fairy tale. I want a fairy tale and I feel if I can get a fairy tale with anybody, it would be like a successful businessman and his last name needs to end in a vowel.
Exes Jeff Miranda and Emilio Masella have the vowel-ending surnames going for them, but both fell short on the 'happily ever after front,' what with Emilio cheating on Snook and gimmicky Jeff proposing on the cover of Steppin Out magazine.
At least Snooki is raking in the dough while she waits for her Prince Charming-o!
ONTD, who should Snooki date?
source
I wanna see it... hell i'd even be one of the people working behind the scenes.
lmao wtf
That would actually be more interesting.
this is the first thing that i look at when choosing a perspective partner. criminal record, roid rage, creepy porn collection? none of it really matters as long as i can keep pretending i am italian.
this is so normal
I only date guys with the same name
easier to shout during sex