Hair Cape Status: Shaken


DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS MAN HAVE SEX WITH A LOW BUDGET KIM K??


Apparently, Montana Fishburne wasn't the only celebrity inspired by Kim Kardashian's sex tape. New England Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes just made a real low-budget knockoff of the Kim/Ray-J experience. Complete with bad lighting and bad camera angles, it must be the worst sex tape ever.





And Brandon can't deny that it's him in the tape as his photos of have now surfaced with his new tatts that match the tattoos in the video. Dum Dum.




He is ugly as shit and his body is gross. BUT LORD, SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME LESSONS. What a waste.

The YBF