You most likely know Tom Hardy as the absurdly hot (possibly bisexual) British dude from "Inception" with the infinitely pillowy lips.
EDIT: SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF PENIS, I WAS UNCLEAR ON THE NUDES IN POST RULES. GO TO THE SOURCE IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM.
But before he was Eames he was a hot young model/actor with a propensity for exhibitionism. That's right, before he played the debonair rogue who delivered that "you musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling" line in "Inception's" trailer, he was a Slutty McSlutmuffin with a pretty wild patch of pubic hair.
In these pictures, Tom's got the sort of confident glint in his eye that you only really get from being attractive and having a comfortably large flaccid penis.