10:28 pm - 08/18/2010

Iron Maiden Loves Slippery Nipples

If yesterday you told me I'd be posting about Iron Maiden today, I'd tell you to stick a clit in my nostril and shut up. But here I am writing about Iron Maiden. Although, this is about more than Iron Maiden, it's about booooooooze too!

Iron Maiden partied at a bar in Norway the other night and their $3275 US bar tab receipt has made its way onto the internet. Who knew that Iron Maiden sucked on more slippery nipples than Gerard Butler at one of his pool parties? Not I.

So there you go, now you know what Iron Maiden drinks every night. It's also safe to say that this is exactly what Amy Wino's "happy hour for 1" receipt looks like.

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secretlives 19th-Aug-2010 06:29 am (UTC)
bombfrostings 19th-Aug-2010 06:29 am (UTC)
srparker328 19th-Aug-2010 06:29 am (UTC)
holy unnecessary fuck
drasticsigns 19th-Aug-2010 06:29 am (UTC)
hot damn
violue 19th-Aug-2010 06:31 am (UTC)
I'd tell you to stick a clit in my nostril and shut up

alyyyssa 19th-Aug-2010 07:02 am (UTC)
OMG qt!!
mental_picture 19th-Aug-2010 06:32 am (UTC)
I think my liver just shivered in fear.
violue 19th-Aug-2010 06:32 am (UTC)
executivehpfan 19th-Aug-2010 06:43 am (UTC)
I just spat tea all over my monitor.
ferelden 19th-Aug-2010 06:53 am (UTC)
limberwolf 19th-Aug-2010 05:25 pm (UTC)
violue 19th-Aug-2010 06:32 am (UTC)
Ugh. Jagermeister.
eloquentfrenzy 19th-Aug-2010 06:32 am (UTC)
I would love to be that drunk.
executivehpfan 19th-Aug-2010 06:33 am (UTC)
Do you know what I could do with that much money? There's this semester's tuition right fucking there.
kapuki234 19th-Aug-2010 06:39 am (UTC)
i think that's in norwegian dollars
vomited 19th-Aug-2010 06:42 am (UTC)
hell, the American dollar amount is still a lot more than my semester tuition tbh. :0
executivehpfan 19th-Aug-2010 06:43 am (UTC)
I was talking about the $3275 American. That's tuition and books and a few bills for me since I got a rinky-dink community college.
showmesara 19th-Aug-2010 08:03 am (UTC)
lol doesn't help. Booze in Norway is fuckin expensive
showmesara 19th-Aug-2010 08:04 am (UTC)
Oh, and it's called Kroner :D
blazinguns 19th-Aug-2010 08:05 am (UTC)
Lol Norwegian "dollars". Crowns (krone), bb.
limberwolf 19th-Aug-2010 05:23 pm (UTC)
ikr, it's $1000 more than my semester's tuition... fml.
film_pulp 19th-Aug-2010 06:33 am (UTC)
this is why I'm afraid of getting shots, etc.

I get drunk and money suddenly doesn't exist.
tartarsaauce 19th-Aug-2010 07:09 am (UTC)
Right? I'll see the receipt the next day and want to cry.
evilfuckinbitch 19th-Aug-2010 08:26 am (UTC)
YUP. I went out one night with friends and we all said head of time that we were only going to have a few. Next thing I know, we were bar hopping to drag shows, dancin with drag queens and I had a 120 dollar tab.
ahiru_duck 19th-Aug-2010 08:32 am (UTC)
that's a pretty good tab for party it up--I apparently spent $200 today on random shit like McDs and I did not even know how but I did it...
housebrownie 19th-Aug-2010 02:33 pm (UTC)
don't worry bb, one very drunken day at fire island i not only bought drinks, shots, and dinner, but decided to chip in for a room there that I never made it back to (and went to bed at home). The final bill for about 8 HOURS of partying was $500. and the worst part is i only remember about half of it. :-(
aawler 19th-Aug-2010 06:33 am (UTC)
holy shit...
naomily07 19th-Aug-2010 07:57 am (UTC)
vivisco 19th-Aug-2010 06:34 am (UTC)
My cousin's bday party is on Friday and they're having a beer pong tournament. I don't drink but I look forward to watching the drunks.
basketcasex39 19th-Aug-2010 01:20 pm (UTC)
I'm starting college in two weeks and I don't drink. I will probably still end up going to some parties specifically to watch all the drunk frat boys making fools of themselves.
so_loveisyou 19th-Aug-2010 03:51 pm (UTC)
lol should be fun to watch from that high horse.
shakeystearoom 19th-Aug-2010 04:03 pm (UTC)
optimism? check. (hint: if you want the invite, don't broadcast that you're both sober and prone to judging peeps.)
(srsly, more power to ya/good luck with that/etc.)
dementedriku 19th-Aug-2010 06:35 am (UTC)
$3275? Then why does the receipt say $20,109?

abitoflove 19th-Aug-2010 06:35 am (UTC)
currency exchange rate?
dementedriku 19th-Aug-2010 06:36 am (UTC)
lol thank you! I knew I was missing something!
janacjb 19th-Aug-2010 07:32 am (UTC)
I was way more impressed when I thought it was 20,109 USD.

At the right bar, a good group of my friends and I could probably pull something like that off, provided any of us had that kind of money to burn.
abitoflove 19th-Aug-2010 06:35 am (UTC)
78 pints of guiness??! da fuq.
jasonbeast 19th-Aug-2010 11:16 am (UTC)
marywebgirl 19th-Aug-2010 03:03 pm (UTC)
This. I'm surprised the bill wasn't higher just because of that.
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