ONTD

12:25 am - 08/06/2010

Guess Who! (Also my first ONTD post!)




So my step-dad got some free tickets to the American Idols Live tour at the St. Pete Times Forum in hot and disgusting Tampa Florida. When it was over and we were walking outside they had the barricades up and there were a couple of groups of people who had been waiting for an hour to meet them. Completely unnecessary, my sister and I just jumped up to the barricades.

Only a couple of them would take pictures, the others lied and said that they weren't allowed to. Crystal Bowersox didn't come out because it was her birthday and she had her child with her. It was worth waiting for them just to listen to the extremely embarrassing people who were obsessing over Lee DeWyze. IDK what happened but I could have sworn he was not this weird looking on the show.

Also, excuse how terrible I look.


Andrew Garcia


Siobhan Magnus


Lee DeWyze


Casey James


I also was not willing to spend $25 for something to get signed, so I used the only thing I had on me -- my iPod.
daianara 6th-Aug-2010 05:02 am (UTC)
lmao ok....
thgreatrakshana 6th-Aug-2010 05:07 am (UTC)
mte
tribulation 6th-Aug-2010 05:21 am (UTC)
ikr
sergeant_duckie 6th-Aug-2010 05:47 am (UTC)
Mte
persephonefive 6th-Aug-2010 05:49 am (UTC)
So disappointed rn tbh
pooq45 6th-Aug-2010 05:53 am (UTC)
rude
ebertrules 6th-Aug-2010 06:02 am (UTC)
lol mte
daydreamrachey 6th-Aug-2010 06:03 am (UTC)
mte :[
movements 6th-Aug-2010 06:28 am (UTC)
LOL ikr
violue 6th-Aug-2010 10:38 am (UTC)
how polite
enamored 6th-Aug-2010 11:37 am (UTC)
i am getting sick of all these guess whos that end up being basic stranger bitches without ONTD signs.
davetvs 6th-Aug-2010 04:36 pm (UTC)
lmao stop
subtlesignal 6th-Aug-2010 05:03 am (UTC)
I didn't know who to cover him up with, so I went with the person it should have been.
aprilfunk 6th-Aug-2010 05:40 am (UTC)
L O L
floetcist 6th-Aug-2010 08:28 am (UTC)
lol
fletwock 6th-Aug-2010 05:06 am (UTC)
rofl. It would be pretty awesome to cover up the person in a guess who post with a picture of that person.
liesinbetween 6th-Aug-2010 05:06 am (UTC)
mte!
rogue 6th-Aug-2010 05:53 am (UTC)
me too. i was so so disappointed to not find any jgl ass under the cut...

sigh
calidreamin08 6th-Aug-2010 06:00 am (UTC)
i know. i got all excited for a sec
enjoyelsilence 6th-Aug-2010 06:11 am (UTC)
my heart stopped for a minute, ngl
grotesque_xxx 6th-Aug-2010 06:21 am (UTC)
I was hoping it was JGL
me too
lovetake_over 6th-Aug-2010 07:53 am (UTC)
pretty much why i'm here
maur_ani23 6th-Aug-2010 11:08 am (UTC)
Me too. Only reason I came here.
joaniemaloney 6th-Aug-2010 02:25 pm (UTC)
haha, a second guess who with JGL would be awesome.
aurosan 6th-Aug-2010 05:02 am (UTC)
i need to share this



it's not OT this is the sound i made going through the queue
gingerslam2 6th-Aug-2010 05:04 am (UTC)
is that Katy Perry's dad
barquillos 6th-Aug-2010 05:18 am (UTC)
LOL A+
frances_t 6th-Aug-2010 05:29 am (UTC)
Yes. yes it is.
frances_t 6th-Aug-2010 05:30 am (UTC)
really though, i am very happy to not have grown up hearing that come out of my parents' mouths. that must have been terrifying...
millioned 6th-Aug-2010 11:24 am (UTC)
omg hahaha
reinventlove_xo 6th-Aug-2010 05:05 am (UTC)
He sounds possessed.
intangibleamor 6th-Aug-2010 05:07 am (UTC)
Crazy man is crazy.

But seriously, how can someone who is clearly this religious really think that his all loving God would want others to not have the same rights as him?
fletwock 6th-Aug-2010 05:07 am (UTC)
Speaking in tongues is so stupid, lol. They conveniently never speak one that actually exists.
lovaajn 6th-Aug-2010 05:08 am (UTC)
i just wish i could tighten that tie tighter....and tighter...and tiiiiiiighter....
lumbergh 6th-Aug-2010 05:08 am (UTC)
Can one take classes in speaking in tongues, I wonder? Sounds like it's easier than Latin
fletwock 6th-Aug-2010 05:09 am (UTC)


wut is this sign?
kookyklam 6th-Aug-2010 05:09 am (UTC)
if you look int he queue at my post, you will be making these noises for sure.
abbie 6th-Aug-2010 05:10 am (UTC)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL what a freak show
sursumcorda 6th-Aug-2010 05:14 am (UTC)
He sounds like Bill Cosby with the shlamablama blah blah dinga danga
pervertedlikeme 6th-Aug-2010 05:15 am (UTC)
When he said "I TAKE AUTHORITY" I LOLed and thought about Cartman. Nutbag!
surferxchris 6th-Aug-2010 05:16 am (UTC)
What a dumbass.
christosx3 6th-Aug-2010 05:17 am (UTC)
kristinella 6th-Aug-2010 05:44 am (UTC)
I had a job in high school and my boss asked if we could sit and pray with a regular customer who was dying from cancer.

I didn't object, because I really cared about this customer and I thought it would make him happy. Like, maybe he suggested it or something..I'm not going to say no to a man with cancer.

I WAS WRONG. She started speaking in tongues and I snorted. I fucking snorted. But what else do you do when you have a grown ass adult speaking like they are touched as fuck 2 feet away from you???
mattthew 6th-Aug-2010 05:59 am (UTC)
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SPEAKING.
mental_picture 6th-Aug-2010 06:08 am (UTC)
I am feeling so much second hand embarrassment for him.
milkradio 6th-Aug-2010 06:09 am (UTC)
My mother said that when she was trying to choose a new church (when she was still religious), she went to one and as soon as people started speaking tongues, she went "LOL BYE."
wetttbackk 6th-Aug-2010 06:25 am (UTC)
growing up my mom would speak in tongues all the time when there's a "powerful" sermon that day at church, or she'd be praying in her room and i'd walk by and get startled because she'd be YELLING in tongues(?)

it was nothing weird. i saw it a lot being forced to go to church every week til i moved out.

i've seen people and my mom just stand up out of no where during church when they would "feel God" and yell in tongues. the congregation just pauses til this person is done then moves on. if there were kids my age around they'd stare at me like "the fuck o_0" i'd be like "..yep..thats my mom."
batsyx 6th-Aug-2010 06:26 am (UTC)
i straight up LOLED.
austosaurus 6th-Aug-2010 06:34 am (UTC)
i remember when my mom did this shit as i kid i would just look at her and laugh
pavonine 6th-Aug-2010 07:04 am (UTC)
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE
saltireflower 6th-Aug-2010 08:15 am (UTC)
The hilarious thing is that God probably has no idea what the fuck this dude is saying.
botanbutton 6th-Aug-2010 08:27 am (UTC)
Oh snap!, dat white man was prayin!!!!

But, there is a time and place for tongues. This just might be out of order.

And sorry it weirds/freaks most of ya'll out, it comes with the Pentecostal/apostolic package mostly anyway. So just go Baptist or something.
nicolaroberts 6th-Aug-2010 08:34 am (UTC)
this is america, why the hell isn't he speaking english?!
parmarakis 6th-Aug-2010 01:17 pm (UTC)
Maybe I'm overly emotional today because I started to cry when I watched this...I''m so fucking sick of these wackadoos and their judgmental, ignorant bullshit comments on how ANYONE should love and be loved.
stuffwithcandy 6th-Aug-2010 02:36 pm (UTC)
omg i would have issues not hurting that guy
adamsdramedy 6th-Aug-2010 03:17 pm (UTC)
My Mom use to speak in tongues. It ALWAYS scared the crap out of me. "YOU SAY THIS IS RELIGIOUS LANGUAGE, BUT YOU SOUND POSSESSED BY SATAN!"
lucky_latkes 6th-Aug-2010 05:02 am (UTC)
you don't look terrible. you're adorable.
subtlesignal 6th-Aug-2010 05:15 am (UTC)
Thanks :)
captchasucks 6th-Aug-2010 05:03 am (UTC)
is your ipod case rubbery velvety frosty (something like that)? it looks like it is...
subtlesignal 6th-Aug-2010 05:06 am (UTC)
It's actually solid, it's just shiny? It's not one of those rubber cases that slide around it, it snaps on.
elisabet85 6th-Aug-2010 05:03 am (UTC)
I resent the fact that I clicked fast as hell to come into a post because I thought it was JGL, but it's actually a bunch of nobodies.
elisabet85 6th-Aug-2010 05:04 am (UTC)
and no, I did not bother to check the tags.
steel_lily09 6th-Aug-2010 05:11 am (UTC)
:( sorry petey
rlmoonyk 6th-Aug-2010 05:10 am (UTC)
mte pete
_natsumi_ 6th-Aug-2010 05:15 am (UTC)
me too
homunculus 6th-Aug-2010 08:12 am (UTC)
same, i got in here like "ooh, guess who, this will be good" and then i was like "who are these people" and then i scrolled to the tags. ;/
ayajedi 6th-Aug-2010 06:36 pm (UTC)
me too
daianara 6th-Aug-2010 05:03 am (UTC)
So why did u used a jgl picture. So you could get our attention?
brandon198403 6th-Aug-2010 05:04 am (UTC)
Be nice!
daianara 6th-Aug-2010 05:05 am (UTC)
It was legit a question.
subtlesignal 6th-Aug-2010 05:04 am (UTC)
Not my intention but apparently that's what's going to happen. Sorry :(
tashieee 6th-Aug-2010 05:10 am (UTC)
I thought it was an homage to the actual JGL guess who a few days ago... haha
subtlesignal 6th-Aug-2010 05:17 am (UTC)
Thanks :P
ooohjoy 6th-Aug-2010 05:04 am (UTC)
no jgl? :(
lillie_poo_pod 6th-Aug-2010 05:04 am (UTC)
OP you're so pretty. I love your smile.
subtlesignal 6th-Aug-2010 05:17 am (UTC)
I hate it but thank you haha
kaylajoy21 6th-Aug-2010 05:04 am (UTC)
I thought it might be JGL...
misscrystal 6th-Aug-2010 05:04 am (UTC)
I don't know who any of these people are.
yay_4_me 6th-Aug-2010 05:05 am (UTC)
Don't knock Tampa, FL. We're the Lightning and stripper capital of the world, thankyouverymuch.
tensive 6th-Aug-2010 05:06 am (UTC)
LOL I just moved here and I hate it so much. Sorry bb, but it is so swampy up in this bitch. -.-
thisgirlownsmlb 6th-Aug-2010 05:10 am (UTC)
I live in Orlando (two-three hours away from you) and it sucks over here, too. I've been living here for a little over a decade. It's terrible. ;(
b4dn3ws 6th-Aug-2010 05:08 am (UTC)
OH so that's why your hockey team is called the Lightning...
subtlesignal 6th-Aug-2010 05:09 am (UTC)
I actually live in Largo, but I hate going anywhere near Tampa. I swear we drove through an earthquake just to get to the arena. On the way home the cops had traffic stopped in the middle of the bridge and it was like STOPPED.
heure_actuelle 6th-Aug-2010 05:10 am (UTC)
do a lot of strippers get hit by lightning?
sursumcorda 6th-Aug-2010 05:11 am (UTC)
REPRESENTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
scabiorr 6th-Aug-2010 05:11 am (UTC)
FL in general totally sucks. I live one bridge away from Tampa.
cecilia_weasley 6th-Aug-2010 05:23 am (UTC)
So I heard you guys drive everywhere. Is this true?
x_rainydays_x 6th-Aug-2010 06:19 am (UTC)
Yay Tampa people!!!

and I definitely didn't know that we were the stripper capital of the world, but now that I think about it we do have a lot of strip clubs lol
oblivious_frog 6th-Aug-2010 07:21 am (UTC)
I hate FL, that's why I moved to NYC. THough I am quite excited to be going home tomorrow/today for a few days.
Fuck I should stop fucking around on here and finish packing :/
he_is_dead_jim 6th-Aug-2010 08:40 am (UTC)
tampa represent! actually i'm not in tampa but i like to say i am cause it's better than saying my tiny ass town
petitchanteuse 6th-Aug-2010 05:05 am (UTC)
no JGL :(
assailants 6th-Aug-2010 05:05 am (UTC)
i love siobhan omg
subtlesignal 6th-Aug-2010 05:10 am (UTC)
She was really nice and ridiculously pretty.
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