8:26 pm - 07/21/2010

JWoww Does Maxim... Minus Her Bellybutton.

JWoWW aka Jenni Farley is gracing Maxim Magazine, she sexed it up for the shoot in a variety of bikinis by the pool.


Which boasts a better grade of guidos, Long Island or the Jersey Shore? The Long Island ones are good friends of mine and they’re more extreme in their guido-ness than Jersey ones. Sorry, Jersey!

What’s the first thing you notice about a guy? If he looks fresh. If he wears a white shirt, it should be crisp. Everything should be crisp, new, pressed, and not all wrinkled and worn.

What’s the best beach in the U.S.? South Beach. Hot people, great parties, beautiful water.

Who has the best abs on the show? Gotta give it to Mikey, the Sitch. He’s known for them.

Best beach drink? Miami Vice. You mix a strawberry daiquiri and a piña colada together. The fresher the ingredients, the better.

What’s your favorite bikini style? Ruche. It’s a lacy style of stitching. The ruche goes into the butt crack, so it gives you a bigger-looking ass. Hot!

Who’s your girl crush? Megan Fox gives me a tingle. I like her ’cause she knows she’s hot and she’s a bitch about it. I’d totally make out with her.

Summer sex: hot or too sticky? Hot and sweaty is the greatest with the right person. But if it’s the wrong person, ugggh, it’s disgusting. It’s like, OK, not working. Get away from me and shut the door behind you.

more pix at source
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daianara 22nd-Jul-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
lawd, bad photoshop.
djkeelo 22nd-Jul-2010 03:48 am (UTC)
I was just about to say, why didn't they photoshop her???
diosabellissima 22nd-Jul-2010 04:12 am (UTC)
I don't see much photoshop. I see a tummy tuck that was poorly done.
junolovesmars 22nd-Jul-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
I love those strawberry bars.
mammary_glands 22nd-Jul-2010 03:38 am (UTC)
best popsicles ever
emcash 22nd-Jul-2010 04:01 am (UTC)
candied_pear 22nd-Jul-2010 03:43 am (UTC)
With the real chunks in them? Sooo good.
inflixion 22nd-Jul-2010 03:47 am (UTC)
I really want one now.
pattieisntcrazy 22nd-Jul-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
What is up with all these strange/invisible belly buttons this week?
moustacherider 22nd-Jul-2010 03:37 am (UTC)
they've obviously all clones because they never had an umbilical cord attached to them
cartooneyes 22nd-Jul-2010 03:38 am (UTC)
This is some Kyle XY shit right here.
paintedflower95 22nd-Jul-2010 03:41 am (UTC)
roxi9 22nd-Jul-2010 03:53 am (UTC)
ikr, everybody run
x_neverbroken 22nd-Jul-2010 03:38 am (UTC)
inflixion 22nd-Jul-2010 03:39 am (UTC)
Mte. I've been googling candids to see what their bellybuttons really look like. And when did Google Images change their layout?
happypekpek 22nd-Jul-2010 03:47 am (UTC)
srs. this, kelly r and lindsaay and their disappearing or moving belly buttons. its like photoshoppers have personal vendettas against belly buttons.
executivehpfan 22nd-Jul-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
Should I know who she is?
srsmoonlight 22nd-Jul-2010 03:37 am (UTC)
advancedcookie 22nd-Jul-2010 03:42 am (UTC)
executivehpfan 22nd-Jul-2010 03:46 am (UTC)
What are you getting at, here?
sauron 22nd-Jul-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
loveindisaster 22nd-Jul-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
I feel like I've seen all these pictures before... Megan Fox, maybe. Or the one with Blake and Leighton.
queerinmesoftly 22nd-Jul-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
love her to death, but these are not so good.
monte_j90 22nd-Jul-2010 04:21 am (UTC)
love her to death

dolce_piccante 22nd-Jul-2010 06:25 am (UTC)
omg love that gif!!! :,,,)
bloody_hell 22nd-Jul-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
bombfrostings 22nd-Jul-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
paulmitchell 22nd-Jul-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
love this bitch but not digging these pics and lol bellybutton wat
cloudicus 22nd-Jul-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
That pic on the diving board is so awkward
ronnie_luvs_u 22nd-Jul-2010 03:41 am (UTC)
in so many ways. The shoes, the stance, the diving board. can't salvage that mess.
advancedcookie 22nd-Jul-2010 03:43 am (UTC)
Those shoes just make her ankles look weird, they were a terrible choice, ia.
inflixion 22nd-Jul-2010 03:48 am (UTC)
It looks dangerous.
insane_pyro_grl 22nd-Jul-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
vulva 22nd-Jul-2010 03:37 am (UTC)
judgmental 22nd-Jul-2010 03:37 am (UTC)
I think she would be pretty hot if she wasn't that goddamn tacky
superhetoric 22nd-Jul-2010 03:38 am (UTC)
in my years of unfortunate experience i've found that good looks almost always trump low taste.
itswhoremones 22nd-Jul-2010 07:13 am (UTC)
lol, then you're hanging out with the wrong kind of people.
superhetoric 22nd-Jul-2010 03:37 am (UTC)
why the hell did they do that? are belly buttons considered a flaw now?
parmarakis 22nd-Jul-2010 03:55 am (UTC)
This really made me laugh!
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