6:59 pm - 07/12/2010

What Does Angelina’s Inner Thigh Tattoo Actually Say?

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"“Um, it’s for Brad.”"

That’s what Angelina Jolie said as she demurely avoided a reporter’s question about her new inner-thigh tattoo, which was first revealed in the August issue of Vanity Fair. The blogosphere has worked itself into a tizzy trying to figure out what the tattoo actually says. My guesses? Ahem: “Whisky & Beer,” “Whisky Boy,” or “Wiley Beard.” Seriously, I have been staring at Angie’s perfect thighs for over 15 minutes now, and that’s the best I can come up with.


I see "Wifey Boon." What do YOU see, ONTD?
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nerdfresh 12th-Jul-2010 11:01 pm (UTC)
perfect flawless couple
haters are pressed bitter and fat
disco_balla 12th-Jul-2010 11:03 pm (UTC)
or maybe we just have morals and didn't drink the kool aid?
nerdfresh 12th-Jul-2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
mmmm no. pressed bitter and fat ftw
surferxchris 12th-Jul-2010 11:07 pm (UTC)
Lol, morals.
mammary_glands 12th-Jul-2010 11:33 pm (UTC)
what's to hate tho?
moosed 12th-Jul-2010 11:58 pm (UTC)
they're happy together, just be happy for them
grlfrinly 13th-Jul-2010 12:26 am (UTC)
ILU Disco!
grande_latte 12th-Jul-2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
maybe you're the fat one in all of this
mightyalrighty 12th-Jul-2010 11:23 pm (UTC)
lol I love "pressed bitter and fat"
dawn9476 12th-Jul-2010 11:25 pm (UTC)
I am so sick of stans of anybody throwing out this accusation. It's so stupid.
hot143chocolate 13th-Jul-2010 12:18 am (UTC)
love them
ilikeandrewbird 12th-Jul-2010 11:01 pm (UTC)
i love her
giovanna_br 12th-Jul-2010 11:01 pm (UTC)
stunning, flawless, gorgeous etc
loveindisaster 12th-Jul-2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
there is something a little off to me about "demurely" avoiding a question about a tattoo on your inner thigh.
loveindisaster 12th-Jul-2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
bc you know some person's face was all up in that general area when they were tattooing it
old_age 12th-Jul-2010 11:15 pm (UTC)
does that mean you have to disclose the contents of your vagina because a doctor was all up in it at some point?
wherezmyprozac 12th-Jul-2010 11:48 pm (UTC)
rehabbed 13th-Jul-2010 01:52 am (UTC)
um, not really though. unless they were holding the needle in their mouth.
misspinkkate 12th-Jul-2010 11:07 pm (UTC)
the tattoo you had just showed off in a magazine spread, yeah.
judgmental 12th-Jul-2010 11:08 pm (UTC)
maybe is an inner joke
degele 12th-Jul-2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
i see "winky bear"
rhondalicious 13th-Jul-2010 04:25 pm (UTC)
I AM not the only one!
ilikeandrewbird 12th-Jul-2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
even her legs are insanely amazing
loveindisaster 12th-Jul-2010 11:03 pm (UTC)
seriously it's like she never had kids
abiding 12th-Jul-2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
God ikr?
judgmental 12th-Jul-2010 11:06 pm (UTC)
mysticmaestoso 12th-Jul-2010 11:06 pm (UTC)
amy11325 12th-Jul-2010 11:08 pm (UTC)
No, her legs are Skeletor-esque.

I think you mean "even her photoshop is insanely amazing."
stoichiometric 13th-Jul-2010 12:25 am (UTC)
lol why did it take this long for someone to mention it's been photoshopped
hot143chocolate 13th-Jul-2010 12:19 am (UTC)
screw_jack 12th-Jul-2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
i love that picccc
screamofwheat 12th-Jul-2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
wish bone
disco_balla 12th-Jul-2010 11:04 pm (UTC)
calcified yessss12th-Jul-2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
snoringbeautee Re: yessss12th-Jul-2010 11:06 pm (UTC)
commence nostalgia
x Re: yessss12th-Jul-2010 11:07 pm (UTC)
omg. i will always associate wish bone with him!
grande_latte WISHBONE!12th-Jul-2010 11:08 pm (UTC)
i watched the show and read all his books when i was a kid!
reunionfan Re: yessss12th-Jul-2010 11:10 pm (UTC)
*~What's the story Wishbone!~*
celtic_thistle Re: yessss13th-Jul-2010 03:45 am (UTC)
omggggg my favorite thing ever when I was a kid
x 12th-Jul-2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
still gorgeous.
smileymli81818 12th-Jul-2010 11:03 pm (UTC)
all i have to say is that the tattoo better be a reference to brads squirrel/beard.
pixiescars 13th-Jul-2010 01:19 am (UTC)
As in, her big brown eyes!
miss_snarky 13th-Jul-2010 01:42 am (UTC)
Almost done watching that show. I love it so much.
elvenqueen86 13th-Jul-2010 02:17 am (UTC)
I read that in Dolores's voice... it was kind of awesome.
romanovist 12th-Jul-2010 11:03 pm (UTC)
"whitey bear" "whiney bitch"
snoringbeautee 12th-Jul-2010 11:03 pm (UTC)
"whitey and blow"
bagelofdeath 12th-Jul-2010 11:03 pm (UTC)
"“Um, it’s for Brad.”"

lol, I thought that was the answer.
abiding 12th-Jul-2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
lol me too
bambee 12th-Jul-2010 11:33 pm (UTC)
same lol
daydreamrachey 12th-Jul-2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
lol me too.
secretlives 12th-Jul-2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
lol me too
itsglenncoco 12th-Jul-2010 11:06 pm (UTC)
me too lol I was like where are they seeing that?
surferxchris 12th-Jul-2010 11:08 pm (UTC)
LOL same.
vivisexion 12th-Jul-2010 11:11 pm (UTC)
lol so did i
old_age 12th-Jul-2010 11:13 pm (UTC)
ahhahaha me too
cadaver_andante 12th-Jul-2010 11:26 pm (UTC)
lol irl me too

i was like "hmm, looks nothing like that"
secretly 13th-Jul-2010 12:31 am (UTC)
lmao me too
inimicalgaze 13th-Jul-2010 02:11 am (UTC)
lol IKR
elliebunk 12th-Jul-2010 11:04 pm (UTC)
I have no idea what her tattoo says, but I am so jealous of her legs.
snoringbeautee 12th-Jul-2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
just her legs?
elliebunk 12th-Jul-2010 11:10 pm (UTC)
Good point- there isn't much she has that I wouldn't be jealous of. Woman's gorgeous.
carriehunt 12th-Jul-2010 11:04 pm (UTC)
widey bear? idfk
buttertooth 13th-Jul-2010 02:54 am (UTC)
either that or wiley bear. not that it makes any sense anyway.
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