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12:26 am - 06/30/2010



Now we know why Lindsay Lohan's 2007 DUI case may have plea bargained so quickly -- the cop who took custody of the cocaine mistook it for a breath mint and threw it in the trash.

Pretty incredible, but according to the Santa Monica Police report -- obtained by TMZ -- the officer "discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan's right rear pocket."

The report goes on: "Some of the white substance fell to the floor. I used my foot to see what had fell but thought nothing of it. I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint."

And now it gets good: "I put the card into the jail trash can next to the booking windows. I was looking at the floor and began to recognize the substance as resembling powder cocaine. I then recovered the card from the trash."

The cop says the coke was in the trash for about 2 minutes. He put the card in an evidence envelope, then scooped up the coke that had fallen to the floor and placed it in a separate evidence envelope.

In short -- EVIDENCE CONTAMINATION!!!

Lindsay ended up with a sweet deal and spent 84 minutes in jail ... for a drunken, cocaine-fueled chase on Pacific Coast Highway. Nice deal if you can get it.

sauce.
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efface 30th-Jun-2010 02:32 pm (UTC)
xextraordinaryx 30th-Jun-2010 02:35 pm (UTC)
efface 30th-Jun-2010 03:44 pm (UTC)
sillyboo5000 30th-Jun-2010 04:02 pm (UTC)
ot but amanda seyfried reminds me of
luna_incognita 30th-Jun-2010 02:32 pm (UTC)
I once sold a tic tac as a pill. Easiest $30 ever.
introdelusion 30th-Jun-2010 02:33 pm (UTC)
Omg lol.
riookierin 30th-Jun-2010 02:34 pm (UTC)
ROTFL
anais_molko 30th-Jun-2010 02:34 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA
mistressboy 30th-Jun-2010 02:34 pm (UTC)
I would have loved to have seen the person who took it, and whether they thought they were getting high. Like that episode of Freaks and Geeks where they all get drunk on alcohol-free beer.
carolina_girl85 30th-Jun-2010 05:15 pm (UTC)
lol i heard this one girl i went to middle school/high school with once smoked a cigarette and acted like she was high (she thought it was pot lmaoooo)
roxi9 30th-Jun-2010 02:36 pm (UTC)
I love this comment, it's glorious.
luannab 30th-Jun-2010 02:36 pm (UTC)
lol
ohsnapohsnap 30th-Jun-2010 02:37 pm (UTC)
i applaud you
jeru02 30th-Jun-2010 02:40 pm (UTC)
i once smoked some plant native to hawaii b/c my roommate said the guy told him it was CHRONIC
merkinmuffley 30th-Jun-2010 02:43 pm (UTC)
lmao
rinygrin 30th-Jun-2010 02:45 pm (UTC)
What kind of pill did you advertise it as? Also, lol what colour was it?
abouttoexpire 30th-Jun-2010 02:46 pm (UTC)
bhaha
surferxchris 30th-Jun-2010 02:53 pm (UTC)
Lulzz
carrie1982 30th-Jun-2010 03:00 pm (UTC)
LOL
matchitehew 30th-Jun-2010 04:24 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA. TOO GOOD.
daisychain_halo 30th-Jun-2010 04:32 pm (UTC)
hahaha. did the person still act like they were on something?
strictlytrash Questions30th-Jun-2010 05:07 pm (UTC)
Need more information, please.

What type of pill did you say that it was, if anything?
Did the person take the pill immediately and become suspicious about its breath-freshening properties?
Why was this person so dumb?
Did he/she ever demand the money back?
flying_camel 30th-Jun-2010 05:10 pm (UTC)
GENIUS.
purpleplague 30th-Jun-2010 07:54 pm (UTC)
OMG LOL
popabomination 1st-Jul-2010 01:27 am (UTC)
i like the cut of your jib
mistressboy 30th-Jun-2010 02:32 pm (UTC)
Hahaha WHAT? Wasn't this in LA? That's some shitty police investigation.
mr_jellyneck 30th-Jun-2010 02:46 pm (UTC)
I always thought the entirety of LA was finely dusted in coke.
mistressboy 30th-Jun-2010 05:09 pm (UTC)
Exactly my point.
cecilia_weasley 30th-Jun-2010 09:16 pm (UTC)
me too!!!
masterofmystery 30th-Jun-2010 02:33 pm (UTC)
um whatt
riookierin 30th-Jun-2010 02:33 pm (UTC)
Wow, that cop was fucking stupid.
xextraordinaryx 30th-Jun-2010 02:34 pm (UTC)
a cop "mistook" coke for a breath mint?! kidding me??
anais_molko 30th-Jun-2010 02:35 pm (UTC)
lol this cop i can't even
introdelusion 30th-Jun-2010 02:35 pm (UTC)
A crushed breath mint? Aww, you naive cop.
xfileschick2004 30th-Jun-2010 02:35 pm (UTC)
way to go cop!


i thought they couldn't throw anything away? i mean its someone's belongings, even if its some card with random crap on it, it still goes into the evidence bag, no? i guess i watch too much CSI.


(and yay for new posts!)
hannahstarr 30th-Jun-2010 02:38 pm (UTC)
Mte... Guess I've been watching too much ncis
meudail 30th-Jun-2010 08:34 pm (UTC)
Yeah, they are not supposed to throw things away. IDK. This whole thing is very fishy to me.
catinwig 30th-Jun-2010 02:36 pm (UTC)
this wasn't the new post i wanted
modern_love 30th-Jun-2010 02:37 pm (UTC)
jfc

you'd think an LA cop would know coke when he saw it
drewy88 30th-Jun-2010 02:37 pm (UTC)
Clearly ontd membership should be a prereq for serving in la
strictlytrash 30th-Jun-2010 05:12 pm (UTC)
A+
cecilia_weasley 30th-Jun-2010 09:16 pm (UTC)
hahahahahhaha
tkemedrunkimhme 30th-Jun-2010 02:37 pm (UTC)
i once mistook mdma wrapped up in rizzlers for potpourri in my ex boyfriends bedroom.
ch33rylips 30th-Jun-2010 02:38 pm (UTC)
Yeah right, he was probably trying to get her off, who the fuck thinks oooh crush breath mint when the see a fine white powder in someone pocket.
jeru02 30th-Jun-2010 02:38 pm (UTC)
ohsnapohsnap 30th-Jun-2010 02:38 pm (UTC)
JUST HER LUCK AMIRITE?
jeru02 30th-Jun-2010 02:42 pm (UTC)
u got it bish
bb_g 30th-Jun-2010 02:56 pm (UTC)
lolz
jeezy 30th-Jun-2010 02:40 pm (UTC)
winking pictures look so weird to me
merkinmuffley 30th-Jun-2010 02:46 pm (UTC)
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mr_jellyneck 30th-Jun-2010 02:55 pm (UTC)
lmao
foxxxygrandpa 30th-Jun-2010 09:52 pm (UTC)
lollllllllll
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