Porn star and Playboy cover ho Kim Kardassian was having lunch in Philadelphia yesterday when she could barely swallow because her pure eyes were in full view of a real-life nipple with a baby mouth attached to it. Kim was so grossed out that she Tweeted the shit above. Seconds later, the baby Tweeted: "EWW Im trying to eat and alien mongoloid next 2 me keeps staring! its making me poo".
Kim later tried to throw a baby wipe on that mess and explain her Tweet: