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if you've been in other alicia posts, you'll see that i'm not the only one who feels this way about her. swizz is a ho too.

If it acts like a triflin' ho and smells like a triflin' ho, it's probably a triflin' ho.

love your user name bb

true that
besides empire state of mine i can name one alicia keys song (fallin)

i feel like he needed her as much as she needed him on that track tbh...

Um, her last album was the best selling album of 2007.

In a nutshell, pretty much.

Wut? She may not have ~fame like Rihanna, but she has major success. Bitch can and still sells extremely well. As I Am sold over 742,000 in its first week, and The Element Of Freedom sold 417,000 in its first week at the back of a weak ass single. I'd say she's still pretty relevant.

Uber late, but are you freaking serious? She's been beyond relevant since she first came out. No One was out before ESoM, and that's one of the top songs of her career. PLUS the album it came from was (and still is) the album with the highest first week sales of any female R&B artist PERIOD. I mean, come ON now.

why?

Agree on both counts...Rihanna's hair is not even cut straight. Don't know what is worse, the style or the colour.

That's not true.

So true, I couldn't stand that song.

I agree.

ask them to shut their dog up first.

i'm on the verge of crying bc i can't sleep and i don't want to knock their door at 3am and be like "oh, hello. would you be so kind as to ask your dog to SHUT THE FUCK UP" or w/e

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

give it poison.

if it's cute don't.

be a good neighbor and welcome them to the neighborhood then ask them to keep their dog inside during the night

Don't like call 911, but you can def call the police station and complain.

Ugh, my neighbors have 2 dogs that bark all night. My mom has a bedroom right next to the fence so they drive her crazy. We retaliate by letting our dog bark at their dogs all day lol.

Can you talk to them about it first? Calling the cops on them first thing might piss them off and just create a really uncomfortable situation.

I used a dog whistle. It hasn't barked since.

call animal control first

I feel bad because my dog is so bad and barks all the time, but at least we keep him inside most of the time.

Leave an anonymous note on their door when they go to work. If that doesn't work, then call someone.

Call the station. These people have ears, they know their dog is an annoying piece of crap, and they're not doing anything about it because they're inconsiderate assholes. It's noise pollution and it shouldn't be your problem.
But I'm kind of a bitch /kanye shrug

i'd either try to whistle thing someone mentioned, or instead of getting official shit involved and causing possible long term annoying issues with said neighbour, write them a polite note from ~anon and see if that does anything first.

Have you talked to them yet?

i used to have the same problem and called 311 instead. i'm not sure if you have something similar but it's more of an 'information' hotline and i filed a noise complaint and literally two days later, someone had come out to their house and the dog never barked again.

lie. Write a note saying you are dying of _______ and the dog keeps you up at night and youre getting worse.

I wrote my indian neighbors an anonymous note saying I brought a premie baby home and their tv was keeping her up and night and they STFU with their bollywood shit immediately forever.

You have the right if it's disturbing you. When I was a kid, my neighbors called the cops on my dog for barking too many times and we had to give him away.

CALL. THE. COPS.

I've gotten cranky at the ripe old age of 23, I can't put up with this shit anymore just to be "neighborly". I keep my shit on speed dial. Hell, I called the cops once because someone's damned dog was loose and wouldn't get the hell out of my yard. I'M NOT A DOG PERSON AND THIS IS THE CITY, YOUR DOG SHOULD BE CHAINED OR FENCED!!!

oh how ironic. i had this bitch neighbor move into my apt complex about three months ago (she cannot be older than 18) and every single tuesday and wednesday night (12am-4am) she has been having loud ass parties and sex orgies..and i mean LOUD. music blasting, beer bottles being thrown around, people screaming. i ignored it for awhile but finally had enough. i called the police twice, they came out and did nothing but knock on the door and threaten to break in and of course, the girl shut her music off and got super quiet and as soon as the cops left, they started right back up. the apartment management did nothing about it so i decided to write this bitch a note saying something like "dear shithead, if i hear one little noise coming from your apartment ever again, i will call the police. grow the fuck up or get the fuck out. sincerely, fuck you."

"ps. i gave a copy of this to the management"

the next day the asshole's mom came out and threw a shit fit trying to figure out who wrote her little angel such an awful threatening note. of course her little girl could do no wrong. according to the girl's statement to the management, she told them she was sound asleep and whoever complained lied. LOL right..i gave the management the police incident number and they were all "........oh"

yes, call the cops. it's called disturbing the fucking peace.

Have you considered oh idk going over there and asking them to keep their dog quiet? Idk, I own dogs and I live in a dog-friendly apartment. We had someone complain about our pug barking once while we weren't home, except that our dog wasn't even in the apartment at the time the complaint was filed. It irritated me to no end that someone who opts to live in a dog-filled apartment building had the nerve to complain about a dog barking. In the middle of the day.

i dunno why nobody has suggested this thus far but why not use earplugs?

I would take the passive aggressive route and leave an anon note.

My ex landlord (we lived on the same property) had a doberman that constantly barked. It was so fucking annoying. He was never home so i was always so scared that the neighbours were finally going to snap and murder me over it lol.

Kill it.

I think that 2 things might be happening here.

1. They work nights and aren't there when the dog is barking.

2. People forget that moving is stressful for animals as well. He's in an unfamiliar place with different smell, and his people aren't there. He's scared and is going to bark.

I would go over there, welcome them to the neighborhood and let them know that their dog barks all night. They probably aren't even aware that this is happening, and if they are good owners will be more willing to work with you on the situation than if you do passive aggressive things.

because that's the edgy and avant garde thing to do DUHHHHH

you sound like my mom

aw man, so mean lol

~*~hater~*~

No but seriously I agree. Feuds are stupid.

lol she isn't dissing her though, interviews usually happen months before they go to print and Rihanna just changed her hair

Yeah feuds are for tools

especially feuds on internet forums

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