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4:02 pm - 06/14/2010

OH LAWD

Ready or not, Jersey Shore’s muscle-bound “guido” is moving in on the music market. Hey, it worked for William Hung! Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino — who masqueraded as a personal trainer and a Florida waiter in former life — is making a career change. This time to the wonderful world of hip-hop.

You heard right, The Situation is captializing on his newfound fame as a reality star by assaulting our eardrums with a techno-infused club banger he hopes will heat up the dancefloor this summer. On Monday, the goss-gawkers at TMZ debuted this clip from the MTV star’s debut song “The Situation,” on which he collaborates with Grammy-winning hypeman Fatman Scoop, DJ Class, and The Disco Fries.

The phrase “Hot Mess” springs to mind, but we’ll leave the critiquing to you.

The Stitch’s club anthem hits iTunes next week. And don’t forget to mark your calendars
and break out your bronzer, the second season of Jersey Shore premieres July 29 @ 10PM on MTV.



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[info]hollis1975 14th-Jun-2010 08:18 pm (UTC)
fuck him. FUCK HIM


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[info]ateliere 14th-Jun-2010 08:27 pm (UTC)
I'd fuck him.
[info]hollis1975 14th-Jun-2010 08:42 pm (UTC)
guuurrrrrllllll you better pray to godga to restore your vision
[info]megalixer 14th-Jun-2010 09:09 pm (UTC)
do you want an STD?
[info]baddestwolf 14th-Jun-2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
what kind of foolishness and fuckery is this.
[info]frknrica 14th-Jun-2010 08:38 pm (UTC)
mte
[info]comalies 14th-Jun-2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
How about no.
[info]xsecretrainx 14th-Jun-2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
his rapping is an unfortunate situation.
[info]xsecretrainx 14th-Jun-2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
can't see the picture :(
[info]foreverxromance 14th-Jun-2010 08:33 pm (UTC)
lol let's try this again:

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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[info]lucky_latkes 14th-Jun-2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
i was about to submit this. lol

formatting is a lot trickier than i anticipated.
[info]lr489 14th-Jun-2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
It doesn't even sound like him. The beat is a HOT mess though.
[info]meangirl33 14th-Jun-2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
*dry heave*
[info]mementox 14th-Jun-2010 08:21 pm (UTC)
Vinnie?



qt
[info]lucky_latkes 14th-Jun-2010 08:21 pm (UTC)
is he growing a mullet? what is that behind his head in the second pic?
[info]grande_latte 14th-Jun-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
that's not a mullet on vinnie is it?
[info]cleanburritos 14th-Jun-2010 08:30 pm (UTC)
lol, these "pics"
[info]aleisha_xo 14th-Jun-2010 08:39 pm (UTC)
aw I love him :)
[info]demonsandsongs 14th-Jun-2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
DO NOT FUCKING WANT!

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[info]mementox 14th-Jun-2010 08:20 pm (UTC)
LOLOL
[info]demonsandsongs 14th-Jun-2010 08:23 pm (UTC)
That's not Brain lol that's Bartok.
[info]brandon198403 14th-Jun-2010 08:44 pm (UTC)
lollll. What is that from?
[info]alphabetbitches 14th-Jun-2010 09:39 pm (UTC)
jsyk, i looked exactly like her when i was younger, but, if you can believe it, cuter.
[info]mammary_glands 14th-Jun-2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
lol it's not as asstrocious as i expected.
[info]mementox 14th-Jun-2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
LOL YESSSSSSSSSS

I AM SO PROUD TO BE ITALIAN.

....
[info]tjohnn 14th-Jun-2010 08:20 pm (UTC)
honestly i can stand the whole cast but him.. hes soo annoying and snooki is just HILARIOUS
[info]love_allure 14th-Jun-2010 08:20 pm (UTC)
hahahaha you can tell he sucks even with the auto-tune and all that crappy background noise.
[info]heure_actuelle 14th-Jun-2010 08:20 pm (UTC)
let's forget this music market, is he available on the love market is what i want to know
[info]false_hate 14th-Jun-2010 08:20 pm (UTC)
whatever, he'll be an insufficient server at applebees soon enough
[info]mementox 14th-Jun-2010 08:21 pm (UTC)
I picture him more as a cell phone salesman at the mall
[info]funkytrain 14th-Jun-2010 08:22 pm (UTC)
or a janitor?
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